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Atlas/Theo he/him | adult | normal about eyes current hyperfixation: Hazbin Hotel

[ap0theism]

Updated Pinned Post

Hello! Name’s Atlas, he/him, but you can also call me Theo (short for Apotheism!) I’m an adult (Evil STEM Undergrad addition) and while this is not a Hazbin-exclusive blog, I can guarantee about 95% of the posts right now At Least are going to be about it, it’s truly all-consuming right about now. Updating this post because my follower count has grown immensely and I’ve had time to settle back in on this new blog after my years-long hellsite hiatus.

This blog, as a general rule, is 18+. I know what being a minor on the internet is like (oh boy do I) but please do not interact with any NSFW posts or interact with me 1-on-1 if you are not an adult. I am not combing my followers extensively but I will block accounts I do not want viewing my content.

I am very much a multishipper and very much believe in the magic of nuance. I post frequently and whimsically about Staticmoth, Radiostatic(+silence Both ways), PolyVees, Radiorose, Staticrose, and Velvette x Lute. I post less frequently and more evilly about Staticapple, Staticdust, and Valangel.

(Just FYI I do not engage with reciprocal Radioapple in any amount. You can occasionally prod me to talk about Lucifer having an unrequited crush, or the existence of the Applemedia trio, if I am feeling particularly exploratory.)

I am very big on whump and (frequently non-sexual) kink (going to try out the tags “#certified whump post” and “#certified kink post” to organize). Vox is my biggest blorbo but I also adore Rosie, Lute, Angel Dust, and Alastor when he is on good behavior.

My ramblings can be found at “#atlas yapped”, there’s a few more specific ones like atlas asked and answered that I mainly use for my own benefit.

Lore to know: the DollDivine AU is a Fallen!Lute x Velvette AU I am crafting quite passionately. I also have the inklings of a very chaotic college AU (#Pentagram State University), and a Staticapple Forced Marriage AU.

I also believe in intersex Valentino, Vox pet play as a sharkpup, AroAce touch-repulsed Alastor, and Rosie being the Jewish AroAllo mommydom we all need in our lives.

I love receiving asks and try to get around to them in a timely manner unless I’m waiting for the particular thoughts to come around again. My DMs are also always open to yapping!

I will link my AO3 when I finally get to posting on it! Links on here will also be updated if I make lore masterposts, I’m much more content with this post as the pinned one now. Thanks gang love y’all!!!

[ap0theism]

Honestly the contents of my activity might change a little (hyperfixation ended with Hazbin Hotel, Falsettos is my new best friend) but I still love all the same stuff I used to and hopefully will kind of like. Develop a posting and writing schedule? Went headfirst into some Evil Bullshit mental health wise but I’m normaler now! Yay!

[ap0theism]

IT’S ME. AFTER EVERYTHING IT’S STILL ME.

[daemon-arts]

Now make them kiss

[ghostcat96]

NEW FANFIC staticmoth puppy play with puppy Vox - make sure to read the tags

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/209189381?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_1121574351

[ap0theism]

Went in a bad place last week after therapy, dipped my toes into the puddle of a mixed episode, did some bullshit, talked about my feelings, currently definitely still in that mixed episode puddle but my head is starting to clear (lie, I’m just being obsessive over a new performance idea, but that’s much better than any of the alternatives). Maybe back to posting!!! Maybe actually writing! Nobody knows, least of all me, but I’m not failing my classes and I’m finally done pawing at the self-destructive yarn balls in front of my face. Huzzah!

[samskyklek]

Rosie is a terrible friend, but also a very good friend. Depends on who you ask tbh

[mephistopheles]

strange levels of multi-track drifting with this radiostatic business. alastor refuses to show up on camera or film but allows himself to proudly be photographed for and beside vox. refuses to drink w anyone but vincent and then is seen drinking alone next to the mic vincent gave him that he kept in his bedroom for seventy years. is perfectly content to play piano Completely Suited Up but strips a lil for vincent. stares at him (only him) with dilated pupils. flops his ears around. giggles. sings a passionate duet with him and leans up close enough to kiss him to pant into his open mouth. hosts his first broadcast after seven entire years of dead air and it’s a song with and about vox, set to the melody they enjoyed together in their past that he remembered and kept for seventy years. stakes his entire soul on knowing and needing vox for an entire season. the production company released an image of the two of them laughing together beneath a poster describing love, on valentines day. and everyone with any iota of creative control over this property keeps fucking insisting that there’s nothing to see here

[cringefailvox]

oh my gd. the forearms. the little sparks. the direct eye contact while alastor plays. alastor performing FOR vox. on my hands and knees distraught over them

[cringefailvox]

the song alastor is playing is stayed gone!!

[persephoneme]

hey so me and my TV saw you across the bar and we really like your vibe—

[ap0theism]

LITERALLY ALL I WANT FOR VALENTINES DAY IS TO BE SOMEONES KITTY. THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

The downside of healthily ending a healthy dynamic with someone for mutual and understood reasons is I am not even mad. I’m just kitty. :((((((

I wish I was closer to big scenes :(((( hard to find people on campus and also I have shit taste. How do I explain I literally just want to be kitty. /rhetorical

[ap0theism]

I’m a kitty but I desire love in the special way a puppy does but I do absolutely everything else like a kitty. DNA test comes back 90% kitty. Nobody knows how that happened.

[velvetteunderground]

Woke up thinking about sadodom powerbottom angel dust

[danielcalmdown]

It's tru

[velvetteunderground]

everyone tell me your silliest/most absurd yet sincerely held hazbin rarepair

[ap0theism]

Extensively googling stuff about kinning instead of doing my fucking homework about I don’t even know. Blood alkalosis? I told my roommates I was realizing I might be a Vox kinnie (despite being someone who generally does not engage in that side of the internet or people who talk about it) and they were like Yeah We Know. Anywho. Great time for me? This can distract me from more imminent woes.

[questions-about-blorbos]

Is your Blorbo a sadist or a masochist?

They're a sadist

They're a masochist

They're neither a sadist nor a masochist

Voting ended onFeb 18

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