-He can't help but be a little embarrassed at his own description, but at least Singapore seemed to like it.-
"Show me those too. We just have a lot of birds, sheep, horses, some foxes too. Not that I don't like them, but they're not flashy...but yeah, I hope things get better for them. We're doing our best meanwhile in taking care of them."
-He crosses his arms and sighs.-
"Hmpf, sometimes that seems it's all some people care about, but you're right. I used to think I wanted loads of tourists and it's not like I want them all gone, but some of them are stupid and just don't listen. I guess signs can only do so much. Maybe fines might actually be a good idea. We just have it for three things."
-He figures mentioning some of the words horror stories would be terribly embarrassing. People using nature trails as a bathroom was one of his least fat things.-
' Well. If you'd really like a tour of the animals that live on this land and more, there are a few nature reserves and wildlife parks to choose from... '
[What, you think he isn't going to try to promote a little tourism when he sees the chance? Think again!]
' And there's nothing wrong with being able to accommodate a large number of tourists-- why, I'd like to think I do that rather well myself. But there's also no shame in making sure your guests understand the house rules before letting them in, right? Sometimes, you need to be firmer with those rules too. Besides, disruptors only make the experience worse for other tourists, too. '
"Like what? What's it like at your place this time of year anyway?"
-He's so tired of the cold and dark of winter, Iceland wants to see some place warm and it doesn't matter where it is, well mostly.-
"I guess you're right. It's just kinda been overwhelming, for years there weren't a lot and then all of a sudden after that huge eruption they just kept coming. We have a lot of fragile nature so it's always a worry people are gonna mess it up...or just do something stupid and die. I'm gonna see if we can eventually do something about more rules, it's for their own good after all, right?"
-He's not even joking about the dying part.-














