Jaxon had been given to Eli and Easton to be their own personal slave for an entire week as part of him pledging to Kappa Sigma. Jaxon had heard about Eli and Easton, and what he knew is that they were the dumbest and douchiest brothers in the Frat, in fact they are so dumb that it is rumored that they โdo favorsโ to pass their classes. Even worse than being owned by two bros who are dumb as a bag of rocks and have a think they are the shit is that they have a habit of letting putrid gas rip out of their asses whenever and wherever they pleased, didnโt matter if they were in class or in bed with a hot babe, if they needed to fart they were going to. It was almost as if the two werenโt smart enough to realize that they can hold in their stink.
โYo bro! Welcome to mi casaaaaaโ Easton spoke in a deep voice, โMake yourself at home man! Miโฆor well our casa is su casa too! At least for the week.โ Eli proclaimed in the dumb Southern Californian accent he had. Eli turned to Easton โIt gonna be so nice not having to do chores around here broooo!โ, given the state of the dorm it didn't seem like either one of them had done chores here in the first place. โI only see two beds in here dudeโ Jaxon said to Easton, โWhere am I gonna sleep?โ. โThats the best part man!โ Easton snorted, โYouโre gonna sleep on the floor.โ Jaxon could tell this was going to be a hard week, the floor was covered in junk, trash, and foul smelling clothes that the two obviously don't even bother doing sniff tests on anymore.
โOhhhhโฆgreatttttttโ Jaxon said through strained teeth. โHuhuh okay Jaxon since youโre ours for only a week we are gonna use you to your full potentialโ Eli said, โYea man! Your blasters are gonna have to be on full throttle!โ Easton added as he blasted out a fart. Eli punched his arm playfully and remarked โHuhu good one man that reeks, but we donโt want to knock out our new best bro!โ Jaxon waved his hand in front of his nose as if it could do anything against the force of nature that is Eastonโs fart fumes. โHuhu trust me that wonโt help, anywaysssโ Eli continued, โyour first order is that you have to make your bed!โ, โHow am i supposed to do that if Im sleeping on the floor?โ Jaxon pontificated. โWell we donโt want you to be uncomfy so all of our dirty clothes can be your mattress and blankets duhhhโ Eli pointed out, Jaxon obliged making the smelliest bed he has ever had the misfortune of being on. Once he had made his bed the two broโs told him โWe want to go to sleep since itโs getting late so you have to sleep too so you don't wake usโ Easton stated, โOh okay! Let me just go brush my teeth an-.โ Eli cut Jaxon off, โNah I donโt think you need to brush your teeth, I mean we only do it in the morning so it's only fair that you do the same. The two frat bros breathed their foul breath in unison at Jaxon. Jaxon, barely keeping from gagging, responded with โWhatever you sayโ knowing that he would never get into Kappa Sigma if he fought back.
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Over the course of the next week days Jaxon was constantly running errands, doing chores, doing Eli and Eastonโs homework, etc. Jaxon was getting sick of the way the room always reeked like a High School locker room and hated the fact that he was starting to smell like that too. It was Saturday and Jaxon was so excited! Tomorrow he will be free from the stench, from the two broโs stupidity, and will be a full fledged Kappa Sigma brother. That night the two broโs ordered a pizza and got a bunch of soda and beer to celebrate his ascension into the frat. โuuuugh I am so so full!โ Jaxon said, leaning his head back. โMe tooโ belched out Easton, Jaxon after being around the broโs belching and farting all week found it kinda humorous now, his humor had regressed back to middle school but he didnโt mind. In fact Jaxon didnโt mind a lot now that he had spent a week with Eli and Easton. Jaxon didnโt mind the smell of the improvised bed all too much anymore, he didnโt mind doing all of Eli and Eastonโs work, and he didnโt mind the farts anymore, the weak ones that is. He even started farting loudly in public just like them. โItโs been so fun having you here to do whatever we want man! We are gonna miss your servitude!โ Eli said, โYea man! Me and Eli were talking about it and we have one last thing we want to give to you!โ Easton said excitedly, โItโs a surprise tho! So you gotta close your eyes!โ. Jaxon, not wanting to not get the gift or insult them by not following their orders this last night did as he was told. Jaxon could hear the two shuffling around and Eli moved him from where he originally was in the dorm to right beside Eliโs bed. Still keeping his eyes closed he began to smell something rotten, it smelled like fermented cheese and unwashed ass. โOneโฆTwoโฆโ he could hear them say in unison, โTHREEโ and all of a sudden he was met with a face full of ass fumes straight from the gassy bro bums. After what felt like a full minute, Eli and Eastonโs putrefying butt vapors finally ceased. Jaxon sat there without saying a word. Inside his head the miasma of stink eliminated all higher thinking, Jax within a few seconds turned from a decently bright finance bro, to a bro dumber than a bag of rocks. Jaxโs only future now would be as a janitor or something else of that nature. Jaxโs memories were also being warped by the fumes, his strict heterosexuality loosening its grip became bisexuality as Jax began to have memories of sleeping with the other guys on the soccer team. All of his intellectual capacity and memories became one with the fart funk floating around in his head, but that cloud needed to go somewhereโฆ As Eli and Easton began a second round of farts right into Jaxโs face, Jaxโs butt trumpet began to add to the symphony of flatulence. Just like that Jax essentially farted out his brain into a malodorous mist. Jaxon was gone, just a foul smell in a litany of foul smells in the room, all that remained was Jax, the dumb, gassy, bisexual frat bro. โBrooooooooโ Jax moaned, โโฆThatโฆwasโฆSO RAD!โ he said as his brain flickered back to life.
Jax, Eli, and Easton all became inseparable frat brothers, they had class together, they ate together, they played video games together, they jerked off together, and they fucked each other. But most importantly they farted together, constantly farting. No one would sit near them in the dining hall or in a single class due to the corrupting haze of gas that constantly surrounded the three. The three frat bros moved out to all live together, moving out of the cramped dorm room and into an off campus apartment. Jaxโs fate continued to befall every guy who resided in that room, the FRATulence kept making the brilliant college students into dumb gassy bros, ready to add their own fart flavor to the room before they dropped out. โRumor has it that the FRATulence has been absorbed into the carpet, mattresses, pillows, etc. But thats just some weird dumb story to keep this room empty I guessโ Your RA told you when you moving in to the room with your roomie, โThe rumors at this school are so weird manโฆโ he commented. After he left your room, you and your roommate went back to unpacking and you yelled him as the funk of your roommateโs blundering fart filled your nostrils, โDUDE! Youโre really gonna let one rip in here after that dumb story!โ Soon you and your roommate are gonna leave your mark on this school, or at least on some poor pledges nose.
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