after laughter!

what up i'm reagan, 19 and i never learned how to fuckin read • she/her, bi disaster

[piratesfolksong]

Taylor Swift for Capital One Bank.

[allamericansbitch]

This is the last time I’m asking you, last time I’m asking you, last time I’m asking you this...

[anxietyproblem]

[mckinnonfan]

Kate McKinnon & Cecily Strong @ the SNL afterparty, 19 May 2018

[houseofwolvesv2]

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[t-swift]

[fruithalo]

women be

having undiagnosed adhd 

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

seems like there’s always someone who disapproves; they’ll judge it like they know about me and you

[kreuzader]

friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck

me: no I don’t

also me: guys this image is so funny

[phoenixtawnyflower]

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

[sirfrogsworth]

[westfailia-deactivated20240822]

17.1 hands

[lesbianherstorian]

a collection of vintage lesbian protest pins

[sapphiresea]

cecily strong in steve martin’s caroline music video

[as-lovely-as-she-deactivated202]

Thought this might help

[c2mona]

NWOFHSKS NO WONDER WHEN I SEND HEARYS THINGS GET EATEN TUMBKR IM JIST TRYING TO SHOW MY LOVE SMH

[sastheforestspirit]

I THOUGHT THIS CAN’T BE TRUE SO I DID IT AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WEBSITE, I’ve never got this ‘...’ ask!

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

[il-lui-serra-la-main]

[trevenants]

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

[tswift1989]

“Making a pop album after doing four country albums is the boldest thing I’ve done recently. No one at my record label understood why I wanted to fix something that wasn’t broken, but I was following an intuition - not the intuition of men in suits in a conference room, but my intuition. That’s probably the oldest thing any of us can do - listen to what our gut is telling us.”