"I told you it got gayer" @maplerosekisses - Tumblr Blog

About me:

she/her

bisexual

from the American South

Active interests: Star Wars, particularly the clones, and Heated Rivalry, which is making a valiant effort to become my new hyperfixation.

Other interests that might pop up sometimes: Voltron (Klance), The Raven Cycle/Dreamer Trilogy/future Stiefvater books, Yuri on Ice, Check Please, One Direction, HSMTMTS, fandom-based batfam content, Bridgerton, Taylor Swift, and whatever Marvel or Star Wars series is airing on Disney+ at any given time.

Tagging:

I will tag spoilers for roughly a month after the end of a season of something. If I miss a tag let me know

I am really bad at all non-spoiler tagging

So if you need me to consistently tag something, whether a trigger or just a thing you’re tired of seeing, you’re going to have to ask.

A few other things:

Minors please only interact in public spaces.

Obviously bigots aren’t welcome here but I also don’t think they’re going to care if I say that.

Ace/aro/trans-inclusive. Exclusionists/terfs will be blocked.

I use queer as an umbrella term and I won’t tag for “q-slur”

“Antis” in any fandom, for any reason are not welcome here, even if I also hate the ship/character/franchise. Go focus on things you love, not things you hate.

On that subject: Here there be clonecest. You have been warned.

Cover photo credit | "I told you it got gayer" insp

#this post used to be something else but it had no notes #so I'm using it as my pinned #without it ending up on my followers' dashboards #so if you're wondering why it's dated 2015 that's why #all of the above is from july 2021 #updated June 2026

fairycosmos

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

fairycosmos

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

#failed on all points #could be doing worse on the ''poor'' front but if I had a child or lived in a more expensive city I'd be homeless with my income #in this city I'm living alone and a $1k car repair was only in *mild* danger of fucking me over #but that's not great really

aslongasitsblack

ilya was clearly supposed to kill himself before his thirtieth birthday and shane was supposed to live a long and miserable life in the closet but more than either of those things were supposed to happen they were supposed to find and literally save each other

halles-comet

things I love about my country, because it's the 4th of july and why shouldn't i get to love this country where i have lived for all my thirty years. he's the one who sucks

ice water

the common use of dryers for your clothes

carbon beach in malibu california

fall foliage in boston massachusetts

central AC

that thing where if you pump your arm at a passing 18 wheeler they'll honk their big loud horn just for fun

your ability to attend college/course of study/subsequent career isn't locked in by the results of one exam you take at 16 years old like in most of eurasia

that it's appropriate to wear blue jeans almost anywhere

rock music, and all its parent genres

these really beautiful string art earrings i bought on the agua caliente rez

mexican, italian, and chinese food all on the same street

no official national language or religion

how we smile too big and shake people's hands too hard and immediately give ourselves away in foreign countries by our gregariousness

broadway musicals

the james baldwin quote "i love america more than any other country in the world, and exactly for this reason, i insist on the right to criticize her perpetually." actually james baldwin in general. he was so fucking rad even when he got too drunk at parties and screamed at other guests about their systematic white privilege in a way that brought the vibe down. because that's also deeply american

#the government sucks and american exceptionalism sucks and everything we did and continue to do to indigenous communities to get here sucks #but American culture is in fact really fucking cool sometimes #we're not inherently better than anywhere else #we could stand to emulate other countries in many ways #but there are some things we do better #and there are things we do differently in a neutral but charming way #and we deserve to love the good parts and have a moral responsibility to criticize the parts that are wrong #because it's home and I could never imagine living anywhere else #so I will do what I can to make it a place worth living #and I think that's real patriotism #(also I can't live anywhere else because of the central ac that's the real kicker)

lavenderprose

Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.

melancholyghoul

Just finished reading heated rivalry and the amount of love put into the show is fucking insane because how was it exactly how the book was Jacob Tierney you motherfucker you really brought Rachel Reids vision to life

#honestly #like I DO think the show is better but #it is absolutely a love letter to the book #gold standard of adaptation

pasdesadieux

Whatever you do don't think about Shane needing his reading glasses to read menu's in restaurants and bars when he's older and Ilya not knowing how to act every single time

#shane needs his glasses to read menus by 29 #ilya is already losing it before they're even married

mothmanfucker2

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

lavenderprose

My Vegas breakdown is making the rounds again and I would like to remind people that DOM DROP is real and also Ilya Rozanov has no idea that it's happening to him. Yes Ilya is a mean dom, especially that night, but the cigarette and vodka conversation was not part of the scene and the reason he's choosing not to communicate in that moment is because he is fully in Dom drop and literally feels like he cannot communicate. Shane, sitting next to him, is fully in sub drop and ALSO feels like if he actually opens his mouth to ask for what he wants (Kisses) then he's going to throw up or ask for something insane. Also they're in love and hiding it badly. Also Ilya is going back to Russia in a matter of days. Also Shane has been feeling some version of chewed up and spat out for over six months at this point. They're not doing WELL. And they're not doing it to each other it's just. Happening.

#I like to imagine that like ten years later they learn these terms #and Ilya is like ''well that explains a few things''#shane ''it does?''/ ilya: ''vegas. 14.''#and then Shane's face goes on a half a minute journey from slightly confused and thoughtful to realization to OH #''is THAT what that was???''#they've probably experienced much milder instances of it since but they've also been in love and not leaving #so they were able to reach for each other and cuddle/talk until they're feeling better if not 100% (still without the terminology)#but that time was BAD and would immediately come to mind upon learning its A Thing

apolladay

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

#the man would be really scary #but if he doesn't hurt me when I find him #then I get him out and secure the way he got in and I go to therapy about it #roaches are actively gross and will have laid eggs and I would have to move even if they fumigated the whole house

carpenters3

the-itchy-bitchy-spider

catgirlforeskin

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

gayvampyr

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

lliveonthesunn

always wild seeing my kitchen decor from over seven years ago cross my dash

son boy is in second grade and loves pokémon, gravity falls, and legos!

lliveonthesunn

recently @that-sounds-mighty-oof-to-me asked for a son boy update so here it is!

they recently came out as non-binary! they are very proud of this and will joyfully talk about their gender with anyone who will listen. it’s very sweet and lovely!!

this has had me scratching my head trying to figure out a gender neutral version of “son boy” since like “child kid” just isn’t cute and has a weird mouth feel. yesterday i decided that sun joy (yes like the chick-fil-a drink oops?) is perfect so happy pride from this beautiful sun joy!!!

guardian-angle22

NICHOLAS GALITZINE & CAMILA MENDES Nick + Getting Confused by Riverdale ↳ Masters of the Universe Press Tour (10/?)

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

dissociatingdumbass

bi-polarbear

headspace-hotel

Hah, Apollo is the sun god, so it coheres.

#they're probably bringing like a fan or portable air cooler or something where we can't see it #but man

shieldofiron

Ilya and Shane clearing the centaur’s gym because they keep staring at each other down and making eyes during workouts and making it very weird. Luca Haas just trying to get in a few reps but he accidentally picked the bench between Horny Thing 1 and Horny Thing 2.

neuronary

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

#there are also cults that will use scale to try and claim legitimacy as a religion #don't let them do that

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

shinraalpha

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

"I told you it got gayer"