request summary: peter parker x male reader where they make fun of each other a lot in their relationship to show affection + fluff at the end
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- being gen z, yours and peter’s sense of humour is pretty broken
- you’ve been dating for a while and have been friends for even longer, but the way you interact hasn’t changed much
- i mean, going from friends to boyfriends, especially as teenagers, can be awkward
- when you were friends you made fun of each other a lot (lightheartedly obviously)
- and when you confessed your feelings you just... kept being Like That
- some people can’t really figure out your relationship because sometimes you and peter hold hands or you kiss his hair or he sits on your lap
- but then you call him a little bitchboy
- or he flips you off
- “(y/n) can you help me with my art project pleassseee”
- “idk just be good at art.”
- “you’re so fuckign mean🥺”
- and you always make fun of his height (sometimes i like to hc our boy as a short king)
- “short stack”
- “pocket sized peter”
- or you’ll hold stuff really high up and he can’t reach it and you’re teasing him about it the whole time. he probably calls you an asshole and says you’re freakishly tall (even if ur not)
- but then you say if he kisses you he can have it back
- so ppl are like... what do they like each other or not ??
- half the time when he does anything nice for you or kisses you you’ll be like “that’s gay” or “what are u gay lol”
- you and peter tell each other everything
- one time you almost get a virus on your phone from watching porn so you freak out and tell peter 😭😭 and he’s like omg just close the tab
- and he still calls you virus boy
- and a horny freak
- (yes that is an irl anecdote from me and my bff 😟)
- peter: i’m gonna go to the bathroom
- (y/n): i hope u fall down the toilet like the rat from flushed away and drown in piss
- peter: thanks babe.
- when you’re around may and you’re making fun of each other she’s probably scared you’re in an argument
- like “peter don’t call your boyfriend an idiot for tripping over your backpack!”
- “it’s fine may,” you’ll say. “he’s just compensating and trying to manage his raging jealousy towards everything about me.”
- and peter’s like “you know what, next time you trip it won’t be an accident.”
- “ooh babe it’s so hot when you threaten me.”
- “stop!!”
- also this boy will send you a picture of a naked mole rat and say “made me think of u 😍”
- so you’ll send a disgusting spider back
- oh yeah, even tho peter is spider-man, he’s definitely scared of spiders
- so you make fun of him for betraying his own kin
- and whenever he asks you to kill a spider for him, you go on and on about it, and you’ll put the spider in a cup or container or something and chase him around with it (eventually u let it outside tho)
- peter brings you to the tower one day cause he wants to show you were he works
- and cause you wanted to hang out, but he needed to make some changes to his suit and check on some new web fluid he was testing out
- tony sees u guys and he’s thinking who is this random boy
- ur like “eh my house is actually bigger than this so”
- and “yeah who doesn’t have their own lab with dozens of superhero suits...”
- peter’s constantly rolling his eyes. “(y/n), let me show off!”
- he asks you to pass him a tool with a weird name and you’re like “uhh i definitely know what that is but i’m choosing not to hand it to you.”
- he has to tell you to sit still cause you won’t stop poking around. “what are u five? why do i have to babysit you”
- “don’t fantasize about me being a child you weirdo”
- he glares at you. “that’s not—ugh shut up.”
- “good come back, as always.”
- and tony’s observing from afar and he’s like why did peter invite this annoying boy who he clearly doesn’t like into the lab
- but then you come up from behind peter and hug him while resting your chin on his shoulder
- “sorry for being annoying,” you mumbled
- “don’t apologize for doing the only thing you’re good at”
- “peter!”
- peter laughed. “fine.” he set his tools down, turned around, and gave you a kiss.
- you smiled at him. “i don’t know why you like me.”
- “yeah, me neither.”
- and tony’s like oh. they’re just two weirdos in a relationship.
- but obviously you and peter care so much about each other
- and whenever he helps out with the avengers or has a risky night out on patrol you’re super worried about him
- and you make him swing to your house after patrol
- you leave your window open for him and you don’t care if he wakes you up because you’re so worried anyway
- he’ll crawl into bed with you, limp with exhaustion, and the dip of the mattress wakes you up
- you hug him and kiss his forehead
- “gotta get up peter. you have a cut on your cheek. gotta clean it.”
- he just yawns and lets you lead him to the bathroom.
- he sits on the toilet seat or the edge of the bathtub or even the ground if he’s really tired and you dab his cut with peroxide
- “you gotta be more careful. if you got brain damage, you’d be even worse at mario kart, and at that point i’d just feel bad about beating you all the time.”
- “you could let me win once in a while”
- “nope. you beat me at number of late slips and detentions this year, though, so there’s that.”
- “yay.”
- you finish cleaning the cut and pat his cheek. “seriously, peter. be careful. i kinda sorta love you. you dork.”
- “i love you too.”
- he changes into some of your clothes and cuddles in beside you under the covers
- even tho a lot of your relationship is banter and jokes, peter knows he can tell you anything and you'll be there for him whenever he needs it
- you’d shown him time and time again, during your friendship and relationship
- and if he’s ever sad and asks you to be serious for a second you’ll drop the jokes immediately and ask what’s wrong
- because come on when peter’s crying or sad its impossible not to do what he asks
- (anyway y’all are gay asf and both secretly think the other is the cutest thing in the world gn the end)
Meeting Peter and being the oldest child in the Addams Family…
Peter Parker X Male Reader
Warnings: None
N/n = Nickname
Summary: Peter goes to inspect some suspicious activity but that suspicious activity is your family…
(A/N: The Addams Family mansion is located in central park in this because that’s it’s location in the musical, and it’s the closest location to Peter.)
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Peter was sitting and spying on the scary looking mansion inside central park. It had a very creepy vibe to it, it looked like a classic Scooby Doo type mansion that housed some kind of ghost or vampire.
He really wanted to see it up close and see if there was anything strange about it.
Eventually he gave in to his curiosity and swung to the mansion to check it out. Peter landed on it noiselessly, but just as he was about to start sneaking around his spider-sense was triggered.
But it was to late, a trap door opened beneath him and he fell right in to a chair, he then felt his arms get trapped to the chair by a pair of metal shackles.
Before he could react he saw two small dark figures in front of him. They walked towards him, when they came in to the light he saw them.
It was a small scary looking girl with her hair in two braids and next to her was a round faced boy who didn’t look as scary.
”Look Pugsley, we have an intruder” she said in a very emotionless tone, she walked towards Peter and before he could stop her she pulled off his mask revealing his face to them. ”What game should we play with the intruder?” she asked.
”Henry the eight?” the boy suggested in a far more innocent tone than the girl. The girl smiled and said ”Very well, go and bring a good sword while i keep our guest company”.
Peter at this point was genuinly scared of these kids.
The boy started running towards the door but before he reached it, it opened and there was a taller figure entering the room. ”Wednesday, Pugsley, what are you doing up here?” The new figure spoke.
”Nothing” the boy who was apparently named Pugsley said innocently. The new figure continued to walk in, soon he reached the light and Peter’s breath was almost pulled from his body.
You were the most gorgeous person he had ever seen, which felt slightly weird as you might be about to kill him. ”Wednesday, who’s this?” you asked.
”He’s an intruder who fell in from the roof trap door, we are gonna play Henry the eight with him” she explained, then she asked ”Tell me Y/n is he more of a Anne Boleyn or Katherine Howard to you?”.
”Don’t be ridiculous Wednesday, you and Pugsley can go play in the basement, Lurch just installed the new electric chair” you said, which made your siblings start beaming and run off towards the basement.
You smiled at their antics and then directed your attention back to the the boy in front of you. ”Hello, what may your name be?” you asked with a small smile.
The brown haired boy seemed shocked but then answered ”I’m Spider-Man”. ”Pleasure, I’m Y/n Addams”.
You then moved closer to him which made him flinch, but he then noticed you moved towards the shackles that were holding him to the chair.
You unlocked them and set him free. ”Thanks” he said awkwardly as he was still slightly frightend of everything that was happening.
”Let me escort you out… Oh and by the way if you see a lose hand running around by it self don’t be frightend he’s really nice” you said and led Spider-Man through the mansion.
You stopped by the kitchen and asked ”Would you like something to drink? Arsenic? Cyanide?”. He just stared at you and you remembered that most people don’t drink things they can die from. ”Oh yeah… right… I meant water” you quickly said with a smile.
Spider-Man just contiued staring at you for a moment but then answered ”Uh… no thank you”.
You led him towards the entrance where your mother and father were standing. Your mother looked at Spider-Man and said ”Now who is this?” in her regular low voice.
”Is he your boyfriend N/n?” Your father asked. ”No father he is not and mother his name is Spider-Man” you answered and said ”Spider-Man these are my parents Gomez and Morticia Addams”, Spider-Man gave them a friendly small wave as you walked past them to the door.
You opened the door for Spider-Man who walked out and you followed him on the walkway to the gate to the mansion.
”I’m sorry, i just dropped in on you and thank you for saving me from your siblings” he said feeling the need to thank you for all your help.
You were quick to answer ”Don’t mention it i had a lot of fun showing you around the mansion, it was almost like having a friend over”.
”Do you have lots of friends?” Peter asked without thinking first.
”I don’t have any friends, me and my family can be a bit much for some people, i don’t blame my family of course there just being themselves” you answered which broke Peter’s heart in to tiny pieces.
”Well i can be your friend” Spider-Man suggested. ”That’s very nice of you, i’d appreciate that” you said and gave him smile.
”My real name is Peter by the way, Peter Parker” he explained and started putting his mask back on as you got closer to the gate.
”It was nice meeting you Peter, you can come visit anytime you want” you said as the gate opened.
”I will” Peter said and left.
The next day when Peter told Mr Stark about his meeting with you and the Addams family, he was suprised to know that Tony knew who they were.
”Kid, that Y/n guy’s father is the second richest guy in New York City after me, he’s somehow worth about 2 billion dollars even though the family is a total nutjob” Tony informed him.
Peter felt the need to defend the nutjob comment ”Well… they are atleast kind nutjobs”
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