Untitled

[rapideyesmovement]

[slightlyterroristic]

I can’t really argue

[disc0dracula]

[mrteenbear]

[lesbiantiana]

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

[zechv]

“no pain no game.” i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

[rockyyytan]

I NEED THIS TO BE REAL. PLEASE MAKE A SHOW. PLEASE NICK, PLEASE MAKE THIS A SHOW.

[mango-blogs]

Susie killing them curves👏

[heartsamcedes]

Phil with the Reptar tattoo tho!!

[mango-blogs]

The twins are adorable

[lnsane]

so we just gonna ignore Chuckie?

[thesongstressx3-deactivated2018]

Chuckie can get it tho.

[thedreamer035-deactivated202408]

The Tattoo 🙌🏾

[jeffreythebaskingshark]

this makes me want a reptar tattoo

[gold-kushkloudz]

[thenatalchart]

a friend from high school had a baby a while back and she gave me her birth info and i decided to look up her chart. saturn conjunct moon (scorpio) in the 7th, sun and venus in the 12th. i knew the dad was an asshole lmao

[fractalechoes]

what language is this

[agarces93]

me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

me now: what i've made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, what i'm doing this for is my dad...he was always a chef, he's the reason i started cooking, and i know (sniff) i know if he was alive he'd want to see me win Chopped so i could continue working for the local urban garden café for sad children

[tzaris-deactivated20150904]

[beyoffce]

[gold]

Me

[sasaq]

(via Twitter / リスのひと @unmitz 1, 2)

[fraternityrow]

[gifak-net]

[neatpotatoes]

[darktwinteeko]

Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98

[jameaze-blog]

o!!!!m!!!g!!!!

[xshiromorix]