Drabble: 4 times Maria and Joe got interrupted and the 1 time they didn't
"I think you should come in Joe." Maria said pulling back from the kiss. "And I think you should stay."
She pulled the key to her front door out of her coat pocket, letting it swing open before she took his hand. They'd just been out on their first official date. Huck had very kindly offered to take Barney for the evening so they had no obstacles. Every time they'd tried to be more intimate than just kissing something had gotten in the way. Maria was determined that tonight nothing would.
Maria pulled Joe into another kiss and kicked the door shut with her heel. Shedding her coat and flicking lights on, pulling him back to press her against the wall as he kissed her. Somehow they ended up in the kitchen and Maria had just turned around when she saw something in the window.
She stilled entirely, and it took Joe a moment to notice as his lips lingered on her neck.
"Who the fuck is that?" Maria asked narrowing her eyes at a car parked just at the edge of her small garden, she saw activity in it and moved to flick the outside light on. "Is that, is that Sora, James and Charlie!" Maria pulled fully away from Joe, fury and confusion rising in her. Joe's chin dropped to his chest in annoyance at the ruined mood.
"Do you want me to stop Joe?" Maria asked as her fingers undid the buttons on her shirt slowly, teasingly.
Joe shook his head and Maria smirked at him. She'd seen him looking at her all day, kept catching him staring. Something about this skirt, this shirt, or maybe it was the glasses, she didn't know but clearly he was feeling some kind of way with the blushing he kept doing. It was a adorable.
"I didn't hear you doctor." Maria stopped just shy of the one that would reveal the lace bra she was wearing.
"No, no don't stop." Joe said and Maria's fingers moved to the button, just twisting it when suddenly she yelped as the door hit her on the back of the head and a panicked Charlie came through it. Maria took the opportunity of cradling her head to redo the buttons but Joe was very red in the face.
"Joe, there's been an accident we need you!" She said and it was clearly serious because she didn't stop to wait for him or to apologise to Maria.
"I'm okay," Maria said looking over at him as she touched the back of her head. "Go."
"I need a second." Joe replied shifting uncomfortably in the chair behind his desk.
"Joe! Joe stop!" Maria chuckled. "I was joking, Joe." She was laughing though, arms wrapped around his neck, his at her waist as he pressed her towards the wall. "Joe don't-"
"Joe-" Maria squealed as Joe lifted her and she wrapped her legs around his waist.
"See, I'm just as strong as Huck or James." He huffed.
"I feel like I should be insulted." Maria shook her head as he moved towards the living room. "I mean I'm definitely not as slim as Sora, or as toned but I don't weigh that much."
"I didn't mean it like that." Joe said as he moved to drop her onto the couch and then grunted. "Oh god-"
Maria instantly unlocked her legs and arms, dropping onto the sofa.
"I told you!" She rolled over and stood up as Joe braced himself on the arm, breathing deeply. "I told you, your back wasn't up to it. Not because I don't think your strong, because I don't want you getting bloody hurt." She shook her head. "Let me get the painkillers, some water and where's the oil? What else do we need?"
Maria had never, ever taken drugs. Not the recreational kind anyway. Even after everything that had happened to her they'd all been over the counter or prescription.
Her and Joe were having a lazy, slightly secret afternoon off when he convinced her to try just a little bit. Maria could understand the appeal, she felt both incredibly relaxed but also like her senses were on fire, particularly where Joe was concerned. She felt happier than usual, and there was a sort of giggliness about her.
It had started as kissing, Maria looking at him and being overwhelmed by the need to kiss him. The need to be close to him and his open shirt and tussled hair. She'd slid into his lap on the sofa, groaning when his hand moved beneath her dress and found her skin. They kissed like that for a while, Maria with her hands in her hair, marveling at the way it felt, the way he felt. He was so solid, yet he was so soft. God she loved him. Her hips bucked against him once looking for some sort of friction and then again chasing the pleasure that flickered through her. Chased it's way along her nerves to meet up with where his hands were on her skin.
She moaned his name, soft and low as his lips found her neck, as he shifted, moving, locking them closer together. She could feel him, hard against her heat and yet there was no urgency in the lazy way she rocked against him, brought his lips back to hers to kiss him.
Fuck. Joe always knew where to touch her, kiss her, always knew the right spot. They just fit together but this, like this, this was something else and maybe it was the drugs in her system but Maria wouldn't be surprised if he literally made her see stars this time.
"Joe-" Maria was breathless as she rocked against him. She was so close. "Joe-"
"Co-"
"GODDAMMIT JOE OPEN THE DOOR!"
Joe's lips had just been near Maria's ear, his hand at the small of her back when the banging on the door started.
"JOE!" Huck's voice came through the door and then Maria heard Sora.
"Maria's not picking up either. What if something's happened?"
The shock of the noise might have pulled Maria out of her rhythm and away from orgasm but it didn't pull her out of the floaty, fuzzy feeling. Normally she'd have been flustered, flushed, trying to right her clothes but instead she was both entirely frustrated and relaxed at the same time. She giggled at Joe as he tried to rearrange himself.
"There's no way your hiding that-" She snorted out a laugh and he just stared at her as the banging outside got louder.
"Fuckkkkkk" Joe said right as Hucks shoulder came through the door and he fell through.
"FUCK" He called out as Huck stood up looking for a fight. "What the-"
"Joe your heart rate, it alerted us we-" Sora started sounding and looking worried.
"Oh my god-" Maria snorted again and then tried to hide her giggle, her dress was still askew and a bit open at the top.
"Are you fuckin' kiddin me." Huck said, because Joe hadn't even stood up but he had put a cushion on his lap. Maria giggled again and Sora narrowed her eyes.
"Are you high?"
"How dare you, make such occasions, I mean accusations." Maria said but even then she was trying to suppress a giggle and she looked over at Joe.
Sora's face was thunder as she looked back at Joe "DID YOU GET HER HIGH!?"
Joe's hands moved from hips to chest, the motion sending gooseflesh spreading across Maria's naked skin.
"Joe." His name was a moan as his hand found her breast, massaged before his fingers came to twist gently at her nipple. A spark shot through her, her hips flicking in tandem with it. Her hand was braced on his chest as she moved on top of him. His name had always felt so natural on her lips, ever since the first time he'd pulled it out of her.
She pressed down, and Joe made a noise that made Maria repeat the motion. She loved seeing him like this, seeing him come apart at her hands. He was always so put together, so calm, so cool. Yet here, when it was just the two of them, she liked watching that disappear. Liked watching him want and need her.
Joe shifted and Maria followed as he moved to sit up, pressing them chest to chest, moving more intentionally. Maria's hips chased his deep thrusts, hands in his hair, teeth at his shoulder, mewling, desperate. He picked up the pace and she moved to meet him, his name just there again, stolen from the air as his lips moved from her neck to her mouth.
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