Agent of SHIELD

SHIELD Agent M!A: Currently Accepting {Indie RP for MARVEL OC. Will RP with any fandom. FC: Emma Stone}

[the-write-ideas]

[agent-juliette-parker]

the puppy,(is this not hank?),agent queueliette parker,

[emilystonedaily]

[iheart-stonefield]

“I’ve only seen ’Orange is the New Black’ because I think Game of Thrones is a joke show that isn’t real. I’ve never seen an episode, but whenever I see a commercial for it I’m like, ’they’re just messing with us. This isn’t a show.‘”

[agent-juliette-parker]

friend: how many AU's you want

me: Just fuck me up

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 1)

[agent-juliette-parker]

ask-meme-addicts:

“ AARON BURR, SIR ”

❝ I may have punched him, it’s a blur. ❞

❝ He looked at me like I was stupid - I’m not stupid. ❞

❝ It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed. ❞

❝ God, I wish there was a war! ❞

❝ We could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for… ❞

❝ Let me offer you some free advice: talk less, smile more. ❞

❝ Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. ❞

❝ Fools who run their mouths oft wind up dead. ❞

❝ What time is it? Show time! ❞

❝ Give us a verse! Drop some knowledge! ❞

❝ Who’s the best? C’est moi! ❞

❝ Ooh, who are you? ❞

“ MY SHOT ”

❝ I am not throwing away my shot. ❞

❝ I probably shouldn’t brag but damn, I amaze and astonish! ❞

❝ I gotta holler just to be heard. ❞

❝ Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me. ❞

❝ I will lay down my life if it sets us free. ❞

❝ When I fight, I make the other side panicky! ❞

❝ Geniuses, lower your voices. ❞

❝ You keep out of trouble and you double your choices. ❞

❝ If you talk, you’re gonna get shot! ❞

❝ What are the odds the gods would put us in one spot? ❞

❝ Am I talking too loud? Sometimes I get over excited. ❞

❝ I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. ❞

❝ See, I never thought I’d live past twenty. ❞

❝ We have to make this moment last. ❞

❝ Every action’s an act of creation! ❞

“ FARMER REFUTED ”

❝ Oh my god, tear this dude apart. ❞

❝ Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution! ❞

❝ For shame, for shame… ❞

❝ It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face. ❞

❝ My dog speaks more eloquently! ❞

❝ I’d rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties! ❞

❝ Honestly, you shouldn’t even talk. ❞

❝ If you repeat yourself again I’m gonna scream. ❞

“ YOU’LL BE BACK ”

❝ The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay. ❞

❝ Why so sad? ❞

❝ Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away - now you’re making me mad. ❞

❝ Despite our estrangement, I’m your man. ❞

❝ Soon you’ll see, you’ll remember you belong to me. ❞

❝ You’ll be back. ❞

❝ Time will tell, you’ll remember that I served you well. ❞

❝ Oceans rise, empires fall! We have seen each other through it all. ❞

❝ I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love! ❞

❝ You say our love is draining and you can’t go on, but you’ll be the one complaining when I am gone. ❞

❝ No, don’t change the subject! You’re my favorite subject! ❞

❝ My sweet, submissive subject… ❞

❝ When you’re gone, I’ll go mad! So don’t throw away this thing we had. ❞

❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞

“ RIGHT HAND MAN ”

❝ Rise up! ❞

❝ Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell people how I feel a second? ❞

❝ The elephant is in the room. ❞

❝ I cannot be everywhere at once! ❞

❝ I’m in dire need of assistance… ❞

❝ Permission to state my case? ❞

❝ Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh. ❞

❝ I was just like you when I was younger. ❞

❝ Your head full of fantasies of dying like a martyr? ❞

❝ Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder. ❞

“ NON-STOP ”

❝ Are you aware that we’re making history? ❞

❝ Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ❞

❝ Soon that attitude may be your doom. ❞

❝ Every day you fight, like you’re running out of time. ❞

❝ I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it! ❞

❝ Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate… ❞

❝ Yo, who the eff is this? ❞

❝ Why do you always say what you believe? ❞

❝ I’ll keep all my plans close to my chest. ❞

❝ I know I talk too much, I’m abrasive. ❞

❝ For once in your life, take a stand with pride! ❞

❝ Every day you fight like it’s going out of style. ❞

❝ The fact that you’re alive is a miracle. ❞

❝ Would that be enough? ❞

[agent-juliette-parker]

     “i’m angry that you’re this tall. i don’t like having to ask you to lean down to kiss me.”

[strangrthings]

Emma Stone for Vogue UK, 2012.

[jcdedlawyer]

A small sigh of relief left his lips as the little boy jumped off him, and he slowly sat up, rubbing the back of his neck. Hank chuckled softly as Anthony flew up the stairs excitedly, then turned to look at Jules.

 He smiled at his wife as she walked over to him, albeit tiredly. His arms wrapped around her as she sat on his lap, face hiding in her neck as he sighed contently.

“Mm, yeah.” He mumbled, before lifting his head to gaze at her. “I’m under a lot of pressure these days. We have a big, difficult case, and the guys put me in charge of it — if we win it, I might get promoted to managing partner.”

[agent-juliette-parker]

Shock etched itself across her face as she lightly dragged her fingers up and down Hank’s back.  

“Wow, that’s...that’s amazing, Hank! They couldn’t have picked a better man for the job, I know that much.” She smiled and kissed his forehead softly, stopping her hands on either side of his neck. She pulled back and looked at the tired man before her; the man who she loved so much more than she ever thought possible to love anyone. 

“No matter what happens, Hank, know that you have already made me so proud, and your son and your daughter. You’re the strongest, smartest, and most loving man we know.” She placed a soft kiss on his lips then, wanting the impact of her words to really land. 

She pulled away slowly, quietly whispering, “Also, we’re having salad tonight. No buts.”

[agent-juliette-parker]

[NSFW] send me a name and a number and my muse will say...

1: if they think that person would be dominant or submissive in the bedroom

2: a kink they think that person would be into

3: if they would ever have sex with that person

4: if they have ever wanted to have sex with that person

5: what they think that person would be like in the bedroom

6: a kinky roleplay they could see that person being involved in

7: what kind of lingerie/underwear they think that person would wear

8: how they would respond to that person "propositioning" them right now

9: if they had to seduce that person, how they would do it

10: how much they would give up to have sex with that person once

[agent-juliette-parker]

jcdedlawyer:

her demeanor changed entirely, and his eyes widened as he realized what he’d done. he abruptly released her, taking a staggering step backwards, staring at his own hand.

“ i’m sorry. ” hank whispered, refusing to meet her eyes.  “ i’m — i’m so sorry…” his voice shook. “ just go. ”

it was better for them to leave, before he hurt them. he was turning into his father, a nightmare he’d never thought would become reality. tears filled his eyes as he realized what he’d become. he’d become a monster, a joseph palmer the second.

She stepped back, her hand immediately shooting to where he had grabbed her. She backed away and went into Anthony’s room, getting him ready to go too. 

Within the half hour, the kids were loaded in her little VW Bug and she was standing face to face with her husband. 

She could see the hurt in his eyes, and she hated being the one to cause it. But she was doing what was best for the kids. Hank needed to straighten himself out, and if that meant they had to leave for awhile then that was something she was willing to do.  

She gently reached a hand out, but didn’t touch him. She doubted he’d want her to at this point. But it was something, and if he decided to step forward then so be it. 

“I love you so much, Hank. I really do. I just...this is what is best. You need to figure yourself out. You haven’t been like this since...well, you know. I just want us all to be healthy and happy. Can you please understand that?”

[agent-juliette-parker]

She spun around, anger burning in her eyes.  

“They aren’t just your kids, Hank! And it still doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole and to start drinking again.” She let the silence roll over them both, considering she doubted he knew about her knowledge of him drinking again.  

She nodded, shouldering past him and heading towards Anthony’s room. “That’s right. I’ve smelled the liquor on your breath. And I am not having you throw anything at our kids like you did me. They don’t deserve that hurt.”

[jcdedlawyer]

he stared at her, dumbfounded. 

“ i have not been drinking. ” he snapped, jaw clenching. “ and okay, yes, they’re our kids, but that doesn’t give you an excuse to take them from me. ”

when she brought up that night, she might as well had punched him in the gut. he had to actually catch his breath, before following her. he grabbed her by the arm, and turned her towards him.

“ don’t bring that up. don’t ever bring that up. you don’t know how sorry am i for that. and i — i would never do that to them. ”

[agent-juliette-parker]

She gasped, frozen as she stared into the eyes of her husband. She couldn’t move and she was scared. 

Scared that if she moved, he would hurt her. She knew he wouldn’t. But she also knew that the night he through the glass at her.  

“O-okay...I’m sorry...but I have to go. I...I have to, Hank. P-Please don’t...” She couldn’t finish what she wanted to say, but figuring she was cowering further and further away from him, she figured he’d make the assumption on his own.

[jcdedlawyer]

@agent-juliette-parker (x)

Jules shook her head, tears rolling down her cheeks as she shoved whatever she could into her suitcases.

“I can’t do this with you, Hank. It’s not safe for Anthony and Lauren in this house anymore. You stay out later, you smell like some other lady’s perfume, you-you–” Her voice broke as she paused after zipping up the suitcase. She needed to take a moment; if she didn’t, she’d assuredly break down in front of him.

“…Enough is enough, Hank.”

    “ jules… ”

        hank couldn’t seem to be able to say something coherent, something to stop her from leaving. he would never, ever hurt his children, nor he would ever be unfaithful to his wife. but she refused to listen to his side of the story. 

    “ —- so that’s it, then?? you’re not going to listen to what i have to say?? you’re just going to leave and take my kids with you?? ”

[agent-juliette-parker]

She spun around, anger burning in her eyes.  

“They aren’t just your kids, Hank! And it still doesn’t give you an excuse to be an asshole and to start drinking again.” She let the silence roll over them both, considering she doubted he knew about her knowledge of him drinking again.  

She nodded, shouldering past him and heading towards Anthony’s room. “That’s right. I’ve smelled the liquor on your breath. And I am not having you throw anything at our kids like you did me. They don’t deserve that hurt.”

[iamthesindarinkingofmirkwood-de]

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ☺ and I'll use a random number generator for a super sexy thread scenario.

After having a huge fight, our muses have angry sex that doesn’t end in their argument resolved. In fact, after all is done, your muse kicks mine out and they’re left to sleep on the couch.

After sleeping together for the first time, my muse never hears back from yours and a few months later, they run into each other on the street and are forced to wait at a crosswalk next to each other.

During the act, my muse somehow ends up on the floor with a bleeding head wound.

Heavy petting ensues and after a few minutes of no response from your muse, mine looks down to find that they were unknowingly rubbing your muse’s thigh the entire time.

In the middle of the act, my muse looks over to see an animal watching through the window and no matter what our muses do, the animal refuses to leave thus ruining the mood and leaving our muses frustrated.

In the throws of ecstasy, your muse moans something ridiculous, causing my muse to lose all sexual interest.

My muse catches your muse “self completing” to a rather disturbing bit of pornography when they meant to surprise them and come home from work/wherever early.

My muse finishes well before your muse and is too tired to help them reach climax, leaving things a bit more awkward than they were prepared for.

Sex in front of the fire place turns sour when the blanket gets too close to the flames and catches fire.

Sex in the shower is a great idea until my muse slips and busts their lip, and takes your muse down with them.

Sex sent your muse to the ER and my muse desperately tries to come up with a cover story to tell the nurses and doctor.

Things are just starting to heat up when your muse gets a terrible stomach cramp and runs to the bathroom only to spend the next 45 minutes in there, leaving my muse to fend for themselves.

What began as sensual touching, your muse begins tickling my muse and they laugh so hard that they pass gas, completely killing the mood.

While your muse had the most delightful orgasm, my muse is left less than satisfied.

Your muse sneezes while going down on mine, somehow causing them an incredible amount of pain.

[agent-juliette-parker]

❛ please don’t go. ❜

Jules shook her head, tears rolling down her cheeks as she shoved whatever she could into her suitcases. 

“I can’t do this with you, Hank. It’s not safe for Anthony and Lauren in this house anymore. You stay out later, you smell like some other lady’s perfume, you-you–” Her voice broke as she paused after zipping up the suitcase. She needed to take a moment; if she didn’t, she’d assuredly break down in front of him. 

“…Enough is enough, Hank.”

[jcdedlawyer]

                        innocent people can’t afford me.

[cursorium]

three word starters.

[madeleventharchive-blog]

adeloes:

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜