the x files biggest missed opportunity was a body swap between mulder and scully because there is so much comedy gold there that was just missed
like. imagine scully trying desperately to adjust to suddenly being a foot taller i.e. she keeps banging her head on things and mulder’s like “bE CAREFUL”. she also keeps forgetting she doesn’t have to do a manly voice and so mulder just occasionally sound like he’s really sick. she finally gets to sit at the desk and she point blank REFUSES to let mulder sit there and is a smug little shit the entire time
and MULDER is just trying to ruin scully’s credibility to entire time. he forgets that he has to brush his hair everyday. he also tries to bullshit his way around a lab and almost throws up before an autopsy. he’s only saved by a call from “agent mulder” in the station and he’s like “OH MYGOD HOW DO YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME IT’s SO GROSS AND YUCKY”
scully’s like “mulder why is your back always fucking sore??” and he just. “scully i don’t have a bed”
basically i just really wanna see gillian and david trying to act like each other and im sad it never happened
do yall think mulder would give scully her necklace with the cross back because wearing it would make him think of when she was abducted and he grieved her more intensely than he did with his own father
i havent actively used this blog in several years but im coming back to say Oh My God Okay. okay.
