hoodie_is_a_string

pronouns: any/all except she/her - new to the website, prob won't post much if at all - also know literaly nothing about anything to do here on this hellsite

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Joe is psychic AF. Wasn’t born that way. How does he do it? He’s Joe Hills. Nashville Tennessee changes you

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[hoodie-is-a-string]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bus

it don like my bike

the tires are too fat for the bike rack

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Hermit biscuits:

(also some lifers)

Hermits:

Grian - strawberry, red velvet, poppy seed, smarties

Scar - chocolate chip, poppy seed, sunflower seed, smarties, pb+j

Pearl - lavender, smarties, sunflower seed

Gem - gingerbread, lavender, smarties

Doc - pistachio, salted caramel, strawberry choc, red velvet, lemon meringue, popping candy

Mumbo - bakewell, smarties

Joel - honey, mint choc chip, smarties

Joe - pistachio, pb+j, marzipan, pickle

Ren - bakewell, smarties

Skizz - black forest, smarties

Xisuma - honey, rich tea, mint choc chip, chocolate, pomegranate

Keralis - honey, lemon, lemon meringue, pomegranate

Xb - salted caramel, strawberry choc, lemon (shark)

Beef - strawberry, cherry, blood orange, black forest, berry blood bath (mixed berries into perfect blood shade jam and put in middle), pomegranate

Etho - raspberry + white choc, white choc, raspberry, smarties

Cleo - orange, caramel, orange + caramel, mint choc chip, smarties

Impulse - lemon, yellow, lemon meringue, coffee, smarties

Tango - red velvet, choc orange, green, orange, smarties

Zed - choc orange, pink, lemon, lemon meringue, pb+j, marzipan, pickle, popping cookies

Bdubs - triple choc, shortbread, smarties, chamomile, biscoff

Jevin - cinnamon, christmas

Cub - oatmeal raisin

False - lavender, butterscotch

Wels - gingerbread

Hypno - black forest, biscoff, chamomile

Some of the flavours are a little weird but that's kind of the point.

(anyone who has smarties has specifically the red yellow and green ones.)

(yellow = butter and yellow cake mix in 1 biscuit)

Lifers:

Scott - birthday cake, lavender, smarties

Jimmy - sunflower seed, smarties

Martyn - lemon, lemon meringue, pistachio, smarties

Bigb - chocolate chip, smarties

Lizzie - lavender, smarties, white chocolate + raspberry, strawberry

-Tea

.

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[getocakes]

[hoodie-is-a-string]

sorry I disappeared for like a week, I went out to go be in charge of 50 people

I was the co-chair of an annual retreat for a support group I'm in about family members of alcoholics/addicts

three different people on the planning committee brought weed/vapes *and then tried to frame two others who did not*

there's sososososo much more but I don't wanna talk about it tbh

and now I have a class at my local community college that I have to leave my house by 7:30 in the morning to get to despite the class starting at 9:30

tldr: I'm fucking exhausted

[peskybirdonyx]

go the FUCK to sleep onyx >:(

I fell asleep quite early I'm okay

[hoodie-is-a-string]

I see this at 1:03 am upon my dash

I should probably take the advice as well

but why should I?

I have no reason to be up earlier than 5:00 pm tomorrow (today?) (how does time work)

plus am hungee so no >:(

[beacon-lamp]

hello beloveds ☺️

[iceslushii]

made an alternate version for the mutuals ive never spoken to

[thetreeofliberty]

You are appreciated

[hoodie-is-a-string]

today was the last day of theater camp and im sad about it and im also tired about it because i was at the place till past 11 last night and had to be there an hour early this morning

theres still the big showcase of all the clases tomorrow but stilllllllllll

:((((((((((((((((

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you said u needed more friends. how would you feel if I tagged some of my moots here.

@peskybirdonyx

sure!

I mean, my lack of online friends is caused by a mix of having numerous irl friends and not interacting with people too often/not making a whole bunch of original posts

but if you're willing to do that, that would be lovely <3

[peskybirdonyx]

hiii!

Possible new friend?? I have too many moots tbh it's hard to keep up but you seem coolio

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you're pretty cool as well :]

we've interacted in comment sections of life series posts before <3

I'd love to be friends! :3

[peskybirdonyx]

yay!

Just so you know, by being my mutual, I will likely be contractually obligated to send you Life Series angst /silly

[hoodie-is-a-string]

angst my beloved <3

being stuck in the desert will do that to a person :)

[peskybirdonyx]

may I put you on Poppies, Lilacs, and Thorns by OneALonelyNumber, of which I wrote the idea and am the beta reader for? :3

(WIP, only chapter one is out)

[hoodie-is-a-string]

that sounds fantastic and i love to expand my tab collection in my singular browser window (theres 44 tabs right now)

[peskybirdonyx]

that's so real

[hoodie-is-a-string]

:3

[peskybirdonyx]

I don’t know what he expected, honestly

lmao the top comment is right

Scar, a winner but also dies very early.

[effemimaniac]

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you said u needed more friends. how would you feel if I tagged some of my moots here.

@peskybirdonyx

sure!

I mean, my lack of online friends is caused by a mix of having numerous irl friends and not interacting with people too often/not making a whole bunch of original posts

but if you're willing to do that, that would be lovely <3

[peskybirdonyx]

hiii!

Possible new friend?? I have too many moots tbh it's hard to keep up but you seem coolio

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you're pretty cool as well :]

we've interacted in comment sections of life series posts before <3

I'd love to be friends! :3

[peskybirdonyx]

yay!

Just so you know, by being my mutual, I will likely be contractually obligated to send you Life Series angst /silly

[hoodie-is-a-string]

angst my beloved <3

being stuck in the desert will do that to a person :)

[peskybirdonyx]

may I put you on Poppies, Lilacs, and Thorns by OneALonelyNumber, of which I wrote the idea and am the beta reader for? :3

(WIP, only chapter one is out)

[hoodie-is-a-string]

that sounds fantastic and i love to expand my tab collection in my singular browser window (theres 44 tabs right now)

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you said u needed more friends. how would you feel if I tagged some of my moots here.

@peskybirdonyx

sure!

I mean, my lack of online friends is caused by a mix of having numerous irl friends and not interacting with people too often/not making a whole bunch of original posts

but if you're willing to do that, that would be lovely <3

[peskybirdonyx]

hiii!

Possible new friend?? I have too many moots tbh it's hard to keep up but you seem coolio

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you're pretty cool as well :]

we've interacted in comment sections of life series posts before <3

I'd love to be friends! :3

[peskybirdonyx]

yay!

Just so you know, by being my mutual, I will likely be contractually obligated to send you Life Series angst /silly

[hoodie-is-a-string]

angst my beloved <3

being stuck in the desert will do that to a person :)

[hoodie-is-a-string]

youre my friend now /nf

we're having soft tacos later! :D

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you said u needed more friends. how would you feel if I tagged some of my moots here.

@peskybirdonyx

sure!

I mean, my lack of online friends is caused by a mix of having numerous irl friends and not interacting with people too often/not making a whole bunch of original posts

but if you're willing to do that, that would be lovely <3

[peskybirdonyx]

hiii!

Possible new friend?? I have too many moots tbh it's hard to keep up but you seem coolio

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you're pretty cool as well :]

we've interacted in comment sections of life series posts before <3

I'd love to be friends! :3

[hoodie-is-a-string]

you said u needed more friends. how would you feel if I tagged some of my moots here.

@peskybirdonyx

sure!

I mean, my lack of online friends is caused by a mix of having numerous irl friends and not interacting with people too often/not making a whole bunch of original posts

but if you're willing to do that, that would be lovely <3