Aɢeɴт U

··I ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Uɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ﹣﹣ ɪᴛ·s ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ I ᴀᴍ.··

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agcntx:

         “I heard one of the agents crashed a Crown Vic into a telephone pole uptown the other day.” It was hard for X not to crack a grin at that. Some of the cars were older, sure, but they didn’t deserve that kind of dismemberment. Fingers swiped at his whiskers, the familiar and somehow calming scratching sound carrying after his voice. “We should start checking licenses. Shit.”

U shook his head and only gave a resemblance of a chuckle to the much older  – and did U mention – grayer agent. "You've probably been around so long that you've seen at least 1,000 Crown Vics be de-crowned." He smirks before he gives a wistful, "Times are changing, old man. It's time to get Fast and Furious with it."

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agent-why:

The false smile plastered over Y’s face falls away. After hours of being chased, shot at and squanched, all he can feel is hatred. Hatred for U’s stupid moustache. “FOR THE LAST TIME THAT SQUANCH WAS SQUANCHING AT ME!”  The shotgun cocks angrily in his hands. Y raises it and points at his partner. “AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF YOU HADN’T BEEN SQUANCHING AROUND YOU SONOVASQUANCH.” There’s an ear splitting crack as the squanch behind U topples over. 

Given the circumstances they were in, U felt an unusual swell of pride to know how easily he can push his partner off the edge. Y was a child who needed to have his diaper changed the second he found himself sitting in his own shit. So, U wasn’t even the slightest bit alarm nor surprised to find himself on the other side of the trigger. If he was gonna go down, he was gonna go down swinging. "OH BOO-SQUANCHING-HOOO. Like one of the ROYAL SQUANCHING FAMILY would waste their time SQUANCHING at YOU! Y don’t you get your head outta your ass!" He's not even the slightest bit fazed at the fallen Squanch a few feet behind him. But he rolls his eyes instead of saying gratitude and twirls the J2 with a finger before taking aim at the Squanch rounding the corner at Y. "Q is gonna have your ass for this, Y." Was it too late to ask for a transfer?

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if i’m ever murdered i hope they make the chalk outline of my body hot

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clearliquors:

BOLD what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.

has a child or children / has no children / wants children.  

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s).

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganized / organized / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unemphatic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.

loyal / disloyal / unknown.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-choice / anti-abortion /  doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty  / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-murder / anti-murder / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right wing / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. 

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. 

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. 

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

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agentzee:

“Excuse me,” Z said as he walked over. “I was told you wanted to see me.”

"Nah, it wasn't me. It was Y." More like Y wasn't he here? Anyways, U leaned back in his chair and looked over at the agent across from him. "I am 85% it wasn't important though, the guy just has a huge crush on you. Believe me, he's in the bathroom probably Wonder Woman posing. Dude has no nerve." U laughs and gets up from his chair. “Sorry he wasted your time.”

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agentvee:

“That’s what you got from that, huh?” She asked, cocking her head. A smile played around her lips, but she shrugged, pretending to think about it. “You look good, U. You’re clueless as to when a woman is fishing for a compliment, but at least you look good.” 

“You? fishing?” He pauses and places a hand over his heart. “Aww, Vee. Don’t I feel special? Color me flustered.” He playfully smirks at her. He is completely and utterly shameless when it comes to her. That fact wasn’t hidden either. Half the agency probably knew about their ‘thing’. So when U simply places a hand in his mouth drawing out a loud and a very Tex Avery wolf-whistle.  And he doesn’t shy away from it. But rather embraces it, gets his whole body into it. Hey, she asked for this. U gives her a wiggle of his brows and ends the display with cheeky and boyish smile. "Better?"

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Does anyone wanna plot or something? XD

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agentvee:

“I’m just saying, nowhere in the job description does it say Men in Black have to be frumpy. It’s different for guys, they’re genetically disposed to look good in a suit. Women have to get creative.” 

Agent U rolls his shoulders back before giving her a rather obvious once-over with tilt of his head. She was much more than the occasional enigma, alright. His eyes slowly meet hers, there’s a prominent smirk on his face. “So you think I look good in a suit, huh?”

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agcntkay:

‘ wanna know what i had for lunch today ? —— popcorn mixed with m&ms, courtesy of the vending machine. i mean, i’m all for dedicating my life here but damn, where are my new york burgers at ? ’

“Mind dedicating your life over to my place, then? I’ve got an assortment of NY’s finest, I’m sure you’d like to try.” U offers with a cheeky wink.

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agent-why:

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Gunfire erupted from every direction. Diplomacy talks had deteriorated and the envoy from Planet Squanch had them pinned down and surrounded. It was not looking good for the dynamic duo of leftover letters, Y and U. The beat up taxi and two magazines, were all that stood between them and certain death. 

“Hey buddy?” Y looks over to his partner, his comrade in this crazy fight. “Looks like this is it huh. I need you to know something. If I don’t make it… You. You were the… worst goddamn partner I’ve ever had. If I die tonight, know that it will be all your fault and I will haunt your ass until some alien fucker gets you on the John. You got that!?” 

— - ☄ ❮ sʜɪᴛʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀ || ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ʏ ❯

His brow is raised when he hears the USUAL que for waterworks monologue Y is spewing out. Two can play this game, fucker. U leans his head back to the taxi they are hiding behind and gives a laugh. A light-hearted one. Then the agent places a hand on Y's shoulder, his grip slowly becoming more intense as if to emphasize his next set of words. "Aw, buddy." U gives a smile,  "I'm touched. So touched that I get to spend my last moments with you. The complete and utter idiot who SOMEHOW THOUGHT IT APPROPRIATE TO SQUANCH IN THE MEETING. This is on you, you kinky son of a bitch." And ends the touching moment with a flip of the bird.

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ALRIGHT DUDES. I GOTTA GO TO BED CAUSE I HAVE TO OPEN TOMORROW BUT I AM DIGGITY DOWN FOR SOME PLOTS. I’LL REPLY TO STARTERS THEN TOO. PEACE

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— - ☄ ❮ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ || ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ ᴜ ❯

✨👽 This isn’t [ AGENT U ] walking with [ AGENT Y ] towards the Brooklyn Battery Ventilation Tunnel. You did not see that he looks like [ CHRIS PRATT ] and you do not know that he is [ 36 ] years old. You have never known him to be [ IMPULSIVE ] and [ MEDDLESOME ], and have never heard of him being [ LOYAL ] and [ IMAGINATIVE ], even though he has been with the Agency for [ 6 ] years. [ Flynnie | 23 | mst | trash/trashette ]

 *insert beatboxing beat* My name is Flynnie and I am here to say that Agent U is here to staaaaayyyy. Ayyyyyeeeeeeee. Okay but in all seriousness, I'm excited to be here. Here's some more detail on Agent U:

His dad was a "firefighter" who "died" in a big fire. But Agent U later learned that he had joined the MIB because the fire was caused by a manic alien bent on burning the city down. His dad died on that mission.

The Thing directed by John Carpenter is his favorite movie. But E.T. is a close second.

Catches Agent Y humming Malibu by Miley Cyrus on the DAILY.

*Will probably change later on, who knows.

PERSONALITY:

HE'S A PRICK ( BUT WITH A HEART OF GOLD ). While he can be undeniably "lovable" – you'd be more inclined to say that he is a complete and utter dickhead. He doesn't shy away from making a joke, even if it's at someone else's expense. OR if you are generally a shithead. Agent Y. But despite that, he is loyal sometimes to a fault.

FOOL FOR LOVE. In all other respects, he is a wildcard. In the field. At the desk doing paperwork. He is impulsive and never seemingly thinks things through. Which makes people who know him wonder why he only loses his head when there's romance involved. What can he say, he's a hopeless romantic at heart. He just wants to find one person in their rotten world who he can undoubtedly believe in. He doesn't know why he does this, but maybe it's the idea of being a 'hero' for someone is what gives him a sense of meaning beyond the MIB. Someone to ground him.

 He likes to create his own gadgets than using the agencies at times. But his creations aren’t the greatest, they are the knock-off of the knock-off. But that doesn't mean he isn’t smart either, he's just lazy and over-commits.

WITTY AS FUCK. Need I say more?

WANTED CONNECTIONS: BECAUSE I AM NOT ORIGINAL HERE ARE SOME MUSE A AND B SHIT I WOULD LOVE TO GO THROUGH EMOTIONALLY.

Muse a and muse b have had a flirtationship going on for quite some time. they’ve always hinted at feelings toward another in conversation, never outright saying it. AKA slow-burn romance.

Muse a and muse b didn’t meet each other on the best terms – muse b was in muse a’s bed…with muse a’s significant other.

muse a and muse b work together and while they aren’t each other’s favorites, they have common workplace enemies. So they gossip n shit.

Muse b always pushing muse a to do/better. And muse A telling them to fuck off, but secretly appreciates them. deeep deeeeepp down.

Friends who bring out the worst in each other.

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U r the worst

“Y aren’t you more clever?”

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