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sapphirescales.

How do you forget your own order.

How do you forget...your own order... --

( that didn’t work. )

#sapphirescales #scr.#( /picks this up 7 months later )

&. xaedificare

"...Are you not supposed to eat that with the peel.”

#xaedificare #scr.#int.#( did he eat a banana? an orange? a babybel cheese? probably all of the above! )

&. OPEN

“THIS sounds like a job for --”

“-- Agent Bert Macklin.”

#&┊OPEN.#parks and recreation rp #parks and rec rp #andy dwyer rp

aprildywer

Christopher Michael “Chris” Pratt (inspo.)

#&┊EAGLE ONE.#long post --

pondnaravit

#&┊IF I HAD TO PICK A DUDE.#&┊BEEN THERE; DONE THAT.#gifs --

LIKE THIS for a totally awesome, radical starter.

#&┊SC.#i'll get to it in just a bit -- iconing / gifconing since all my old stuff's been deleted. woo!

yxffmountain-blog

idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog

#yeah!

paper-ghost-bones

#&┊EAGLE ONE.#&┊CURRENTLY DOING THAT.

the best damn agent they had, until i was framed for a crime i didn't commit: stealing the president's rubies.

→ andy dwyer. parks and recreation. home, ask, rules, about.

#parks and recreation rp #parks and rec rp #andy dwyer rp #bert macklin rp #indie rp #( self promo )

hey, friends! all righty, i’ve got a theme in the works from earthmedic ( super excited ), and i’m ready to start plotting things -- so if you’d like, my skype is at eggsyunwin. give me a shout!

#( outofshoeshine. )#i'm cleaning this blog up right now so i'll be around soon!

I WANT TO MAKE AN APRIL FOR YOU TO PLAY WITH SO BADLY.

....gO FOR IT GO FO R IT

#Anonymous #ASK.#i need to clean this blog up but more than that i need my wife #yeah !!

Would you rp with a OC child of andys?

uhhh. well. i’m not too sure. he’s got a canon kid or two at the end of the finale (or two meaning april’s preggo with the second one), though, so i mean, if the oc’s meant to be one of those, then sure!

#Anonymous #ask.#kinda depends on what you've got for your oc's history but i'll never say never.

unl0vabl3

#&┊CURRENTLY DOING THAT.

She just wraps herself up in the shirt he's still wearing. Don't question.

That's okay. He just hugs her. Somehow. While wearing the shirt.

"Hey, Babe!"

#likefifteenlayersofirony #ask.#( the cutest of cuties *~* )

likefifteenlayersofirony

agentbmacklin

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likefifteenlayersofirony:

Why is it so cold? She likes winter, really, it’s great, death all around her wherever she goes, but she doesn’t like freezing to death herself. So yes. That’s totally his jacket. Asking seems like an overrated thing. It’d assume he’d get a say in that.

”Hey, I need a plan to kill that cold-and-frost-dude the kids are all about, whatshisname, help me.”

"Uh. Frosty the... Snowman?" What's she gonna do? Melt him? Is that his jacket? Oh, whatever. It's April. She could even take his underwear, if she wanted. He'd just end up using a bandana again. It did do the job well.

#likefifteenlayersofirony #para.#( this is bad i'm sry )

"rusty garbage bin cohle" u wanna go m8

#iinsomnii #ask.#...NO

uncannypryde

agentbmacklin

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ofpryde:

❝ …You look an awful lot like my boyfriend. How odd.❞

. . .

❝ I'm, like, 98% sure I'm not your boyfriend. No, wait -- ............... .................................................. ...........................................99%. ❞

#ofpryde #scr.

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