Phil Coulson, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

My name is Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Hazard intervention and Espionage Logistics Division. Nice to meet you. There's a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Secret agent man, secret agent man They've given you a number and taken away your name

[agentcoulson-blog]

I need you in my pants. Kthx.

Justin I am at work.

[mr-eatme]

[quortekcaluss-deactivated201310]

theharrier replied to your post: lol I keep losing followers

I’ve been gaining some but not gaining numbers.. i think i’m loseing some too. i’m stuck at 179 even tho i keep getting new follower. i want 200 so i can post my fucking picture! I’m pimping you out just give me another hour so so

I was at 400, then went back down to 398, then went back up to 400, now it’s dropped to 396

[repoalyce-blog]

*quietly promotes both AV and the Harrier because they are both swell and deserve to hit their follower milestones. And the Harrier is looking for people to fill his RP holes so check that out too*

[yourfaithfulcompanion]

So I suck at keeping up.

And I am stressing myself out about it. As much as I’d like to be able to, I can’t even keep up with one blog right now.

The ones I will continue logging on on a regular basis are:

John Hart

Tethar

Until I get my shit together, I’m deleting my saved passwords for Lucy Saxon, Rose the Vampire, Alyce the repo man, Agent Coulson and Abi Brand so I won’t be tempted to log on to them. Every time I log on, I feel guilty and stressed because of my lack of time and focus. I know I wasn’t keeping up with them anyway, but 

ALSO, 90% of my tumblring will be mobile. And I’m sorry about that but I really don’t find myself sitting in front of a computer all that much. Except for when I’m working and shouldn’t be focusing on replies. 

Again, I’m sorry. And its going to be a few months before I have free time on a consistent basis. The project I’m working on is funded until November, so at that point I am going to go from 60+ hours a week down to less than 30. With any luck, after that I will be able to find a normal person full time job so I can have weekends and a more consistent schedule. But until November, I’m going to be really awful at RPing. 

If I’ve tagged you, I’ve got some specifics for you under the cut.

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[agentcoulson-blog]

Why am I so busy, though?

[starofthecountydown]

Dear Everyone,

I’m sorry for sucking and never being online. Well, I am, but usually I’m mobile and at work, and when I’m on the computer, I’m usually fried and not able to think. Just started my third job. Then I got a cold. So I’m just a frikking mess.

But when I’m mobile, I’m on the only character I can keep up with, and that’s Tethar. She’s not all that good or interesting of a character, but she’s the easiest one for me. So until I get my time a little bit more squared away, I’m going to continue sucking, and I hope you’ll be patient with me and not write off our threads, because I DO like them.

-Tas. 

[agentcoulson-blog]

So S.H.I.E.L.D. is shadowing vampires now? Made my night!

SHIELD has dealt with your kind for quite some time. 

Even back when Fury was white. 

But we don’t generally interfere in your affairs so long as you’re not doing anything particularly harmful.

[stainedc0ffeecup-deactivated201]

[agentcoulson-blog]

It's come to my attention that sometimes I just start talking at people as if I expect them to magically know all of the characters I am currently playing. I get shocked when they don't. So here is a list of the characters I currently log on on a regular basis:

Lucy Saxon (of Doctor Who)

Agent Phil Coulson (of Marvelverse)

Tethar (slave OC)

Rose McCann (vampire OC)

Captain John Hart (of Torchwood)

[ambivalentyeah]

«And now we know.» What do we think of the new Marvel?

[themasterinthetardis]

The Master had not resumed walking, and the turn of the head from the Human walking a short distance ahead of him made him more suspicious than he had been. Why would he look behind him if he were not uncertain of what was behind him? The Time Lord glanced back to see if there was anything behind him, but there was not. The scent was still ahead of him, so when the Human looked forward again, the Master sped up slightly. He could see that he was holding something, and all he needed was a quick glance. A cup and a bag. Those might contain what he was smelling, but there was only one way to find out. He stopped, looked around, and started back in his initial direction.

[agentcoulson-blog]

He'd been noticed, no matter how much he would like to think he was being sneaky, he had been noticed and so he decided to go with it. "Are you Harold Saxon?" he called out after the man, standing still with his coffee and donuts. He wasn't sure how this would go. Harold Saxon was still a wanted man.

[agentcoulson-blog]

Friends don’t murder friends?

[hammerindustries]

Not usually.

[agentcoulson-blog]

I will have to update my dictionary.

[agentcoulson-blog]

That’s not a bad thing. Not at all. You have a son that needs you, and there’s no shame in changing your life for him. 

[tigrx-archive]

[ she nods ] I just miss it sometimes, y’know? That’s all I did for twelve years.

[agentcoulson-blog]

Do you enjoy teaching?

[notanothertimelady-archive-blog]

agentcoulson replied to your post: I see. What sort of trouble, if you dont mind me…

*raises an eyebrow* and you… do you indulge in this sort of trouble as well?

On occasion. Though I tend to cause my own trouble rather than get involved with another’s. I do try my best to help them when they need me, though it usually involves me pulling them from that chaotic mindset rather than aiding them in it.

[agentcoulson-blog]

....I will have to bear that in mind, Miss...?

[themasterinthetardis]

It had been quite a while since the Master had decided to become the Prime Minister, and in his opinion it was rather obvious. His hair was greying, and he liked to think that he carried himself with a greater air of respectability than he once had. He was here to take down notes on the area for a plan that he was working on, and every now and then he wound stop and jot something down. The scent of coffee and sugar followed him as he walked, which was all right as it wasn’t a foul scent, but the intensity of the smell hadn’t changed since he’d landed. That was definitely a concern unless a Human just happened to be going the same way he was. So he decided to turn back in the direction of the scent to see if that was true or not.

[agentcoulson-blog]

Coulson didn't miss a beat when the man turned around, just carried on like a typical New Yorker, carrying his coffee and pasteries around him, though it was bothersome. That was certainly Harold Saxon. Older, certainly, but time in office aged anyone. Every bit of his training told him not to turn and look but he couldn't help but to turn his head just slightly to see if the man had resumed walking yet.

[hammerindustries]

agentcoulson:

[agentcoulson-blog]

I see. That’s an interesting thought.

You worry me.

As well I should.

[hammerindustries]

Friends don’t do that.

[agentcoulson-blog]

Friends don't murder friends?

[sarriane]

I went to the mall and was disappointed to only find women’s superhero t-shirts that said “I only date/kiss superheroes.” Which would have been okay if: a) there were other options, and b) they were superheroes I would actually date.

So I designed my own t-shirt.