K/A/R/M/A

<- I’ve got eyes everywhere ->

[agentkarmanic]

i need help soon

okay sooooo, this siren has some issues she's not left my lab in quite a while and remains huddled underneath/besides the storage where I have scrap whenever she needs something, her cat comes up to me with whatever she needs when i've went in to check up on her, she's really quiet and I can tell it hurts her to speak I do not know how to help her but I want to

[askthepandoranhero]

A potentially dangerous object that could activate if I touch it, you say?

[pandoranrabbit]

"You should really touch it. What's the worst that could go an' happen huh? Betcha yer strong enough."

[askthepandoranhero]

...'m gonna poke it~🌟

[pandoranrabbit]

"Now THAT'S th' spirit I wanna see! Live long enough to tell the 'net what it was like!"

[agentkarmanic]

finally some active activity.

can’t wait to hear debris from wherever 🏃

[pandoranrabbit]

'if I can, may I know more about you? just for records! nothing malicious!' -K/A/R/M/A

If ya tell me whatcha wanna know, I'll be glad to tell ya. Otherwise? I don't talk much 'bout myself. 'M great with a gun. Should watch me shoot, can a hit a movin' target from real far. 'S one of the reasons the boss moved me up!

@agentkarmanic

[agentkarmanic]

How interesting, boss being Handsome Jack I believe.

You can shoot people from afar which I find both brilliant and terrifying.

One thing I could tell you about me is I have a robotic arm! That’s what helps me do what I do.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[pandoranrabbit]

...Are you dense? HAHAHAH! Oh, that's rich. 'M talkin' 'bout the Boss. Handsome Jack? But he's my boss, still, even now. Ain't no one else who can run a company like him!

Trust me he knew knows the behaviour of bandits on Pandora. A scourge on what could've been sucha good planet. It's a lost cause now.

If ya want my honest, "off-the-book" opinion? Sanctuary will fall 'cause I ain't lettin' the bosses plans die, even if he ain't around to carry it out.

Otherwise? That siren that runnin' the show? Last I heard she wasn't the same since her boyfriend was gone. Everyone knows it's only a matter of time 'till she slips up. Or a few of them eat a couple bullets.

Here, you wanna know the truth don't ya? Of the bosses power, of his adventures? I'll send ya somethin' over the 'net, okay? It'll tell ya why them bandits and Sanctuary and all the people they have hangin' 'round will meet their end eventually.

[agentkarmanic]

i try not to peer too much :( but i would be grateful for this information! It seems you're very loyal to Jack, now i know who you're talking about- is that on your own accord because I don't judge! and i actually spoke to a siren earlier though i guess it's not the same one since she said she was a very tall one and she's up on Helios which is the hyperion base?

[pandoranrabbit]

Oh! I got loads of info, lemme send a link to ya, alright?

> file attached: HYPERION_HJ_CONQUEST

> file attached: HYPERION_COMPANY_MANIFESTO

Some good ol' light readin'. Gonna say everythin' you could need but I'll gladly tell ya anything else. Jus' ask, friend.

Always loyal to th'boss. Gave me my job, I was close ta him. In relative terms. We weren't friends or nothin'. But he helped me climb tha ladder at Hyperion. An' 'm ever grateful he did. Or I would've been stuck wit' the muck of lower class workers.

"Own accord"? I know what's true. What Hyperion taught me, an' what the boss wanted. There ain't nothin' more true than that. His word is my own.

Another siren huh? Interestin'... you gotta be careful 'round them. They tend to have some fight in 'em.

[agentkarmanic]

I hope this doesn't sounds brash or..harsh i can't remember but I can well enough read large amounts of data. Again sorry if it sounded harsh or brash. I would say that your loyalty seems a little...off but who am i to judge? I mean some seem to worship those, I just guess it's the humanity proofreader in me. I do know that brainwashing is still around but I wouldn't know from you as you're not in my radius physically, though I guess it should stay that way? This siren, I've checked her records. She doesn't have any.

[pandoranrabbit]

Ah. Just a little stupid are ya? That's fine. The boss was the best of the best. That's whatcha gotta know. Ain't much else past that.

I wouldn't say I was worshipin' him. I ain't- it isn't worshipping ta tell the truth 'bout yet boss. He ain't a god, but he could've been, do you get that?

I wouldn't trust a siren to keep any good records. They ain't gonna tell the truth.

[agentkarmanic]

Well this siren is in my base now, I’m taking care of it and it’s cat, Venus. I believe she’s come from Helios.

[agentkarmanic]

this cat is very…affectionate. I don’t get why. But looking at the name tag on this outfit it’s wearing, I think it’s name is Venus.

It tried to climb on top of me but I didn’t want it to as for safety

If I can find some food around for this cat, I will let you know

Maybe it’ll get it to leave me alone for a bit.

[agentkarmanic]

urgent

update: i have checked the shuttle, i believe it's the siren I was talking to a while ago. She was in the cargo hold of it. How somewhat dumb. There was also a cat. The cat doesn't seem to injured as it jumped into my arms. But the siren's quite bashed. I've brought her into my base and I've placed her into a sedative sleep until I can find what is needed to heal her. Meanwhile the cat is laying next to her, purring. I guess the cat belongs to the siren. Will keep you updated

[agentkarmanic]

Sooo the shuttle has crashed. I knew it was gonna because of the speed of the shuttle coming to orbit.

I need to check if anyone was on it, any casualties. Since it landed near me I’d rather not have the scent of carrion waffling around, attracting psychos, Skaggs and those in between.

[agentkarmanic]

update: something is in the radius of my detectors, a shuttle.

I will wait for when it hits the ground to then go check.

it looks like a Hyperion shuttle from these readings.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 5

if there's any bounties needing completed, please send them to me as I shall send them out or do them myself when I have the time and energy he I- I need to move my feet. Get out of this chair.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 4

so much data but i'm not complaining

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[pandoranrabbit]

...Are you dense? HAHAHAH! Oh, that's rich. 'M talkin' 'bout the Boss. Handsome Jack? But he's my boss, still, even now. Ain't no one else who can run a company like him!

Trust me he knew knows the behaviour of bandits on Pandora. A scourge on what could've been sucha good planet. It's a lost cause now.

If ya want my honest, "off-the-book" opinion? Sanctuary will fall 'cause I ain't lettin' the bosses plans die, even if he ain't around to carry it out.

Otherwise? That siren that runnin' the show? Last I heard she wasn't the same since her boyfriend was gone. Everyone knows it's only a matter of time 'till she slips up. Or a few of them eat a couple bullets.

Here, you wanna know the truth don't ya? Of the bosses power, of his adventures? I'll send ya somethin' over the 'net, okay? It'll tell ya why them bandits and Sanctuary and all the people they have hangin' 'round will meet their end eventually.

[agentkarmanic]

i try not to peer too much :( but i would be grateful for this information! It seems you're very loyal to Jack, now i know who you're talking about- is that on your own accord because I don't judge! and i actually spoke to a siren earlier though i guess it's not the same one since she said she was a very tall one and she's up on Helios which is the hyperion base?

[pandoranrabbit]

Oh! I got loads of info, lemme send a link to ya, alright?

> file attached: HYPERION_HJ_CONQUEST

> file attached: HYPERION_COMPANY_MANIFESTO

Some good ol' light readin'. Gonna say everythin' you could need but I'll gladly tell ya anything else. Jus' ask, friend.

Always loyal to th'boss. Gave me my job, I was close ta him. In relative terms. We weren't friends or nothin'. But he helped me climb tha ladder at Hyperion. An' 'm ever grateful he did. Or I would've been stuck wit' the muck of lower class workers.

"Own accord"? I know what's true. What Hyperion taught me, an' what the boss wanted. There ain't nothin' more true than that. His word is my own.

Another siren huh? Interestin'... you gotta be careful 'round them. They tend to have some fight in 'em.

[agentkarmanic]

I hope this doesn't sounds brash or..harsh i can't remember but I can well enough read large amounts of data. Again sorry if it sounded harsh or brash. I would say that your loyalty seems a little...off but who am i to judge? I mean some seem to worship those, I just guess it's the humanity proofreader in me. I do know that brainwashing is still around but I wouldn't know from you as you're not in my radius physically, though I guess it should stay that way? This siren, I've checked her records. She doesn't have any.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 3

i'm quite popular to my own opinion :*

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[pandoranrabbit]

...Are you dense? HAHAHAH! Oh, that's rich. 'M talkin' 'bout the Boss. Handsome Jack? But he's my boss, still, even now. Ain't no one else who can run a company like him!

Trust me he knew knows the behaviour of bandits on Pandora. A scourge on what could've been sucha good planet. It's a lost cause now.

If ya want my honest, "off-the-book" opinion? Sanctuary will fall 'cause I ain't lettin' the bosses plans die, even if he ain't around to carry it out.

Otherwise? That siren that runnin' the show? Last I heard she wasn't the same since her boyfriend was gone. Everyone knows it's only a matter of time 'till she slips up. Or a few of them eat a couple bullets.

Here, you wanna know the truth don't ya? Of the bosses power, of his adventures? I'll send ya somethin' over the 'net, okay? It'll tell ya why them bandits and Sanctuary and all the people they have hangin' 'round will meet their end eventually.

[agentkarmanic]

i try not to peer too much :( but i would be grateful for this information! It seems you're very loyal to Jack, now i know who you're talking about- is that on your own accord because I don't judge! and i actually spoke to a siren earlier though i guess it's not the same one since she said she was a very tall one and she's up on Helios which is the hyperion base?

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[rockasirenwiththeflair]

awww ☺️ you sound sweet

you’re on Pandora right? I was on there too-

hehe >:}

[agentkarmanic]

well since you asked, yes i am But i won't tell you where :( I don't trust you yet I guess you're a siren?

[rockasirenwiththeflair]

why yes I am

A very tall one and you can ask the Helios people up above

They’ll tell you >:}

what are you?

[agentkarmanic]

ummm a robot of some kind? I'm not really sure what i am but I do know i can connect to any computer So i'm quite good at collecting information

[asktheexdoppelganger]

you look familiar yet my scanning can't pinpoint you but you look nice however

This totally isn’t creepy and concerning

[agentkarmanic]

oh heavens no I’m sorry it sounded like that!

I meant to say you have a face that is nice to look at! I’m not helping my situation

I was trying to compliment you :( a lot of the ones I see on Pandora don’t have a nice face-