"Company's great, if you ain't low on the ladder."

Borderlands oc ask/rp blog ;; [ex]Hyperion ;; low activity ;; access: Worker file

[pandoranrabbit]

Intro !

Howdy hi, mun here! I use he/they/ith pronouns and I'm 20. Main is @/hyperionsceo, so this is a sideblog. I have a few years of rp experience, but little on Tumblr. I'm always open to learn though 8). My dms are also open!

Muse is of age (late 20's)

Muse =/= mun ; he can be brash, rude, snappy. If replies ever hurt you, lmk and I can adjust the response

open to anyone (would love to interact with other bls ocs)

non selective

I default to semi lit. style (like what you'd see in a book) but don't really care about my partner's style!

Also, please be patient with me, especially in regards to replies. That being said, all posts are ok to interact with! I encourage it

[pandoranrabbit]

... you know that Hyperion monitors echonet history and searches, right Rabbit?

"I uh-- now, I know Hyperion can monitor my stuff but I ain't looked up nothin' I shouldn't be. What are ya implyin' there?"

"Besides, I ain't... I'm not even a Hyperion worker anymore. So it shouldn't matter."

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

do you think the borderlands universe has corporate ceo rpf

[pandoranrabbit]

You can find some... Interestin' things on th' Echonet

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

This thing on? Tina’s been bugging’ me to get “ECHOblr” for a while. Guess I’ve done it.

What’s the hype with this thing anyways?

((OOC:))

fan blog made by @thy-handsome-soup

pretty much falls into any mordecai canon/fanon. Any ship is relatively okay just don’t take it too far

Basic rules: No NSFW- very strict. If you have a question for OP; see blog above. If you don’t like OP’s headcanons, just ignore it! Don’t agree with a ship? Just ignore it! Simple!

[pandoranrabbit]

"Been real quiet since th' corps stopped postin' as much. So I guess part'ah th' hype is that. Jus' the fact ya'int gonna get them talkin' to ya."

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

Oh? Who are you? You seem like a new face.

[pandoranrabbit]

"Huh? Oh, right. Forgot about introductions. You uh-- Rabbit. You can jus' call me Rabbit. It ain't important. I've been kickin' 'round Pandora for... a bit. Don't keep track of th' time as much anymore."

[m0rdecai-the-hunter]

This thing on? Tina’s been bugging’ me to get “ECHOblr” for a while. Guess I’ve done it.

What’s the hype with this thing anyways?

((OOC:))

fan blog made by @thy-handsome-soup

pretty much falls into any mordecai canon/fanon. Any ship is relatively okay just don’t take it too far

Basic rules: No NSFW- very strict. If you have a question for OP; see blog above. If you don’t like OP’s headcanons, just ignore it! Don’t agree with a ship? Just ignore it! Simple!

[pandoranrabbit]

"Been real quiet since th' corps stopped postin' as much. So I guess part'ah th' hype is that. Jus' the fact ya'int gonna get them talkin' to ya."

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Borderlands dash simulator

(big thanks to @magnuficent76)

🥯 reeses-is-in-pieces Follow

She strong on my fork til im rhys [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] She fork on my rhys til im strong [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] She rhys on my strong til im. Fork [EXTRE

🏙 prometheameth

What is the ceo of atlas doing on echoblr

💀 praisethetwingodz-deactivated

if u shame calypso worshippers for their "brutal" and "evil" practices your a jackass 😊😊😊😊😊

📀 vaultussy

you're*

💀 praisethetwingodz-deactivated

kill you're self heretic

📀 vaultussy

HUH????

💪 amarasarmrest Follow

OP is a proshipper. Also they're a cannibal bandit

🔥 firehawksotherhawk Follow

NAHHH why are they always proshitters it's like these streamers attract the worst kind of siren simps known to man glad to know my mutuals are normal

🎭 crackedmask Follow

should i echonet search myself and the guy i "had to be" after being stuck in a casino for 7 years

yes

no, preserve your mental health

Speedloadn' Hellwalker

Voting ended onDec 19, 2023

💀 gayperionengineering-deactivated

"And why he ourple" has done immense damage to me, a fan of slag,

🌌 intergalacticheritageposts

Intergalactic Heritage Post

🗻 maliweeaboo Follow

haha why is this guy talking about slag in current y-

🧐 hammerlockandload

Me and the newest hunt! Don't you worry, the blood is not mine. On the most part.

🔫 gaygunpowder

I think I hauve space hurps

#i hope that's the good usage of this phrase #still gettin' used to this site #apologies to anyone from the corporation who sees this by any chance

🍈 borderlander

Today's my first day of my trip to Pandora! It's such a nice change of pace from the cushy worlds of my home galaxy! I love the scenery!!!

🍈 borderlander

hopital

🧭 onesh0tter Follow

rpf writers are so funny like

i havent even HEARD of most of these people 😂😂😂😂😂 who the fuck is timothy lawrence

#sasha??? who the hell is sasha??? #at least everyone knows who fiona is lmao #tho i doubt rhys would be into her

[screenshotsofdespair]

[askthepandoranhero]

A potentially dangerous object that could activate if I touch it, you say?

[pandoranrabbit]

"You should really touch it. What's the worst that could go an' happen huh? Betcha yer strong enough."

[askthepandoranhero]

...'m gonna poke it~🌟

[pandoranrabbit]

"Now THAT'S th' spirit I wanna see! Live long enough to tell the 'net what it was like!"

[askthepandoranhero]

A potentially dangerous object that could activate if I touch it, you say?

[pandoranrabbit]

"You should really touch it. What's the worst that could go an' happen huh? Betcha yer strong enough."

[pandoranrabbit]

'if I can, may I know more about you? just for records! nothing malicious!' -K/A/R/M/A

If ya tell me whatcha wanna know, I'll be glad to tell ya. Otherwise? I don't talk much 'bout myself. 'M great with a gun. Should watch me shoot, can a hit a movin' target from real far. 'S one of the reasons the boss moved me up!

@agentkarmanic

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[pandoranrabbit]

...Are you dense? HAHAHAH! Oh, that's rich. 'M talkin' 'bout the Boss. Handsome Jack? But he's my boss, still, even now. Ain't no one else who can run a company like him!

Trust me he knew knows the behaviour of bandits on Pandora. A scourge on what could've been sucha good planet. It's a lost cause now.

If ya want my honest, "off-the-book" opinion? Sanctuary will fall 'cause I ain't lettin' the bosses plans die, even if he ain't around to carry it out.

Otherwise? That siren that runnin' the show? Last I heard she wasn't the same since her boyfriend was gone. Everyone knows it's only a matter of time 'till she slips up. Or a few of them eat a couple bullets.

Here, you wanna know the truth don't ya? Of the bosses power, of his adventures? I'll send ya somethin' over the 'net, okay? It'll tell ya why them bandits and Sanctuary and all the people they have hangin' 'round will meet their end eventually.

[agentkarmanic]

i try not to peer too much :( but i would be grateful for this information! It seems you're very loyal to Jack, now i know who you're talking about- is that on your own accord because I don't judge! and i actually spoke to a siren earlier though i guess it's not the same one since she said she was a very tall one and she's up on Helios which is the hyperion base?

[pandoranrabbit]

Oh! I got loads of info, lemme send a link to ya, alright?

> file attached: HYPERION_HJ_CONQUEST

> file attached: HYPERION_COMPANY_MANIFESTO

Some good ol' light readin'. Gonna say everythin' you could need but I'll gladly tell ya anything else. Jus' ask, friend.

Always loyal to th'boss. Gave me my job, I was close ta him. In relative terms. We weren't friends or nothin'. But he helped me climb tha ladder at Hyperion. An' 'm ever grateful he did. Or I would've been stuck wit' the muck of lower class workers.

"Own accord"? I know what's true. What Hyperion taught me, an' what the boss wanted. There ain't nothin' more true than that. His word is my own.

Another siren huh? Interestin'... you gotta be careful 'round them. They tend to have some fight in 'em.

[agentkarmanic]

I hope this doesn't sounds brash or..harsh i can't remember but I can well enough read large amounts of data. Again sorry if it sounded harsh or brash. I would say that your loyalty seems a little...off but who am i to judge? I mean some seem to worship those, I just guess it's the humanity proofreader in me. I do know that brainwashing is still around but I wouldn't know from you as you're not in my radius physically, though I guess it should stay that way? This siren, I've checked her records. She doesn't have any.

[pandoranrabbit]

Ah. Just a little stupid are ya? That's fine. The boss was the best of the best. That's whatcha gotta know. Ain't much else past that.

I wouldn't say I was worshipin' him. I ain't- it isn't worshipping ta tell the truth 'bout yet boss. He ain't a god, but he could've been, do you get that?

I wouldn't trust a siren to keep any good records. They ain't gonna tell the truth.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[pandoranrabbit]

...Are you dense? HAHAHAH! Oh, that's rich. 'M talkin' 'bout the Boss. Handsome Jack? But he's my boss, still, even now. Ain't no one else who can run a company like him!

Trust me he knew knows the behaviour of bandits on Pandora. A scourge on what could've been sucha good planet. It's a lost cause now.

If ya want my honest, "off-the-book" opinion? Sanctuary will fall 'cause I ain't lettin' the bosses plans die, even if he ain't around to carry it out.

Otherwise? That siren that runnin' the show? Last I heard she wasn't the same since her boyfriend was gone. Everyone knows it's only a matter of time 'till she slips up. Or a few of them eat a couple bullets.

Here, you wanna know the truth don't ya? Of the bosses power, of his adventures? I'll send ya somethin' over the 'net, okay? It'll tell ya why them bandits and Sanctuary and all the people they have hangin' 'round will meet their end eventually.

[agentkarmanic]

i try not to peer too much :( but i would be grateful for this information! It seems you're very loyal to Jack, now i know who you're talking about- is that on your own accord because I don't judge! and i actually spoke to a siren earlier though i guess it's not the same one since she said she was a very tall one and she's up on Helios which is the hyperion base?

[pandoranrabbit]

Oh! I got loads of info, lemme send a link to ya, alright?

> file attached: HYPERION_HJ_CONQUEST

> file attached: HYPERION_COMPANY_MANIFESTO

Some good ol' light readin'. Gonna say everythin' you could need but I'll gladly tell ya anything else. Jus' ask, friend.

Always loyal to th'boss. Gave me my job, I was close ta him. In relative terms. We weren't friends or nothin'. But he helped me climb tha ladder at Hyperion. An' 'm ever grateful he did. Or I would've been stuck wit' the muck of lower class workers.

"Own accord"? I know what's true. What Hyperion taught me, an' what the boss wanted. There ain't nothin' more true than that. His word is my own.

Another siren huh? Interestin'... you gotta be careful 'round them. They tend to have some fight in 'em.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

who is the boss? there are tons of bosses and your honorific is very vague, do they know the behaviour of the bandits around Pandora? though i also wish to ask why do you say the sanctuary will meet their end soon and that they deserve it? I've found nothing harmful from the research i've done or it must have been indoctrinated for those-

[pandoranrabbit]

...Are you dense? HAHAHAH! Oh, that's rich. 'M talkin' 'bout the Boss. Handsome Jack? But he's my boss, still, even now. Ain't no one else who can run a company like him!

Trust me he knew knows the behaviour of bandits on Pandora. A scourge on what could've been sucha good planet. It's a lost cause now.

If ya want my honest, "off-the-book" opinion? Sanctuary will fall 'cause I ain't lettin' the bosses plans die, even if he ain't around to carry it out.

Otherwise? That siren that runnin' the show? Last I heard she wasn't the same since her boyfriend was gone. Everyone knows it's only a matter of time 'till she slips up. Or a few of them eat a couple bullets.

Here, you wanna know the truth don't ya? Of the bosses power, of his adventures? I'll send ya somethin' over the 'net, okay? It'll tell ya why them bandits and Sanctuary and all the people they have hangin' 'round will meet their end eventually.

[resurgent-king]

Wow, the echonet just going on without me? No one missing me? Rude.

[pandoranrabbit]

Boss, I'll always miss ya. Ain't the same without you. You'll find a way to come back won't ya now?

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[agentkarmanic]

I’m not sure if I’m on the run but I don’t want to chance it as of my occupation

I have been laying it off for a while but it’s getting lonely here and the psychos here don’t really know clear english-

I’ve already made someone wary of me since I made my compliment sound weird :(

[pandoranrabbit]

Aw ya poor thing. You ain't gonna get through to no bandit, friend. They ain't worth talkin' too. Th' boss sure was right about that.

Truthfully, I dunno how else you'll make friends. Last I heard them folks in Sanctuary were still around. They're always taking in strays. Sure they'd protect your back.

[agentkarmanic]

log date 2

sorry again, i got really nervous I would like to make friends on this form of communication I cannot really leave my place of living as i would be found out :( it's complex

[pandoranrabbit]

Eh? Found out? On th' run are yea? I get that. Echonets still a nice way to communicate.

[gaygunpowder]

The shotgun fandom is dyin', reblog if you love to cock it