Aggressively ChildFree

babies are parasites.

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I really feel like admins of any group should be required to give a legitimate reason before kicking and blocking someone, I genuinely don't know what I did wrong, but I'm not in my favorite group anymore.

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All the reasons I won't ever have children:

1) pregnancy

2) you're teeth might fall out during pregnancy

3) you can develop allergies while pregnant

4) they grow up to be ungrateful brats

5) your vagina and butthole can become one during birth

6) your body is ruined after childbirth

7) they steel your bed

8) they kick you while you sleep

9) they're expensive

10) they're loud

11) they wake you up for no reason

12) you don't have privacy anymore

13) you can't have sex anymore/you have to plan sneeky sex with your own spouse to avoid your kids interrupting you

14) they're sticky/messy

15) they don't know what personal space is

16) they poop/piss everywhere

17) they will break your things

18) they will argue for no reason

19) if you ask them what they want and you give them what they want they'll say they don't want/like it

20) they make you gain fat during pregnancy that can only be lost through breast feeding

21) the bite

22) you can't hit them even if they deserve it

23) they'll throw up on you

24) they'll poop/pee on you

25) my uterus might fall out

26) they'll flood your house

27) they'll put electronics in water to clean it

28) home will never be clean

29) you could push so hard during labor your eye could pop out

30) constant, never ending physical contact

If you have any more reasons, feel free to let me know, I'll add it to my personal list.

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I love how breeders are balls deep in our tags yet we're the assholes, sorry I don't feel like destroying my body and life for a parasite.