Everyone get more objectum! NOW💖!!!

Lilah/Vee (either works), 23, any pronouns. proship please DNI, anti kink please DNI. I have no brain cells, in my skull is a possum that screams all my thoughts. transformers sideblog (sometimes nsfw): cybertron-after-dark.tumblr.com

[aggressively-crying]

Hi I'm Lilah (or Vee, either or). Any pronouns. This is my catchall blog for miscellaneous bullshit, non-transformers art, and reblogs from the oomfs

I like Deltarune and Undertale, Transformers (though I have sideblogs for that), Kingdom Hearts, the Amazing Digital Circus, Fossil Fighters, Spongebob, Joel Vinesauce, and a rotating cast of other hyperfixations that I like to be annoying about whenever they strike.

Im objectum, a robofucker, a monsterfucker, and a proud furry degenerate. Also aroace. Go figure.

"why do you have proship DNI in your bio but also anti kink DNI?" Bc I think reducing discourse about where to draw the lines in depictions of dark or taboo subject matter in fiction to a binary of all of its okay no matter what or none of it is is not only reductive and unhelpful but has made talking about it straight up exhausting and unsafe for victims of abuse.

If you need my stances here are the basics: Fiction is not reality and depiction is not inherently endorsement. However, claiming that fiction can never affect reality or that art never carries meaning is patently untrue and serves only as a thought terminating cliche. Words carry meaning. Art carries meaning. I was an incest victim and a grooming victim. Proship content played a significant part in one of my abusers normalizing his behavior to me and justifying it to himself. I do not think dark content has no right to exist and I certainly do not think credit card companies should be the arbiters of where the lines should be drawn. That said, I do not like seeing people sexualizing minors, incest, raceplay, or zoophilia. It is not my job to tell you you're morally just for such things and I will block you if you put that in my vicinity. Things like noncon or abuse I judge on a case by case basis and do not inherently mistrust.

Additionally, in light of seeing more and more of her circle recently, if you are aware of the actions of ISFF/suggestrogen/missstrogen/whatever the hell she's going by now, as well as the actions of those she surrounds herself with, and you still support them, kindly block me.

If you're gonna send anon hate about any of the above, please at least have the decency to be funny about it.

Thank you.

[wobblebees]

Being a notorious robotlover in the current state of "AI" is the worst. I love robots discovering how they process their feelings in fiction, but when a chatbot pretends it knows how to love it feels like an insult to the craft

[daily-mike]

SPAMTON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA LOOK WHEN I'M FUCKIN DONE WITH IT

WHAT, YOU THINK THIS PLACE WAS GOING ANYWHERE ? ? YOU SEE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY, YOU TAKE IT KID THATS HOW YOU GO [[ B I G ]] IN THIS WORLD

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:

the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.

none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash

we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)

I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry

from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night

I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor

me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters

my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets

two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)

we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay

if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.

[crazyneutral]

OP went dancing with the 12 dancing princesses pass it on

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

everyone go home this guy solved it

[purplebehittindifferent]

I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

[fvckw4d]

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only "delayed it" until "the later half of 2026." They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you "its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[kh-heritage-posts]

[kh-heritage-posts]

Happy Pride! Reminder that Xion is a transwoman and we all love her for it

[theswampghost]

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]

[aggressively-crying]

God forbid a bitch exist outside the binary on this fuckass website

[morganaspendragonss]

will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays

[rubynye]

adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:

#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question

[ralfmaximus]

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.