my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”
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my dad just tried to describe the size of a large dog to me by saying “he could like stand up and make his own fucking dinner on the stove”
hire me for just whatever
[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much
If you think about me you have to tell me, that’s the rule.
therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you
admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free
i’m too attached to sheet masks like.. u can only use them once… thats so sad
No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40’s. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30’s. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50’s. Life doesn’t end at 25. Let’s stop acting like it does.
I get on tumblr dot com, reblog 100 posts in less then 5 minutes, then i leave
yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
“When we are asleep in this world, we are awake in another.”
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Be good to your mother before you are good to anyone else
*Me as a parent*
Me: Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
Lucy: You forgot Pluto!
Me: Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
Lucy: Viva La Pluto!
Me: And?
Lucy: Fuck You!
Me: Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
A great addition to your garden or back yard. - Bee watering station.
Bees need water just like we do but often times drown in open water. To make a bee watering station you can either do what is shown in the photo above and fill the bowl of a dog/cat watering jug with stones or you can fill a small dish with marbles and add water to that. That way the bees have something to land on!
First post to get this many notes, and I’m so glad it’s this one. ^_^
No fuck bees kill them all
Kill all bees huh? Bees are responsible for pollinating around 80% of agriculture. Bees die, you die. Do research and get over your fears.
bees are so important save the bees