my gay ass really over here like “ oh wow you haven’t played bloodborne in a hot minute, you should stream it ” bitch where did you come from, awful idea?
because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:
“today was the first family gathering i’ve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay again¨ AU
¨i still have your phone number memorized even though i haven’t called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though i’ve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know you’re pissed that you’re here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit that’s pretty impressive¨ AU
“i’m pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, i’d win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and it’s almost pathetic because we’ve been broken up for ages but i’m still not over you” AU
“so i know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean you’re engaged to be married¨ AU
“yes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but it’s really comfy okay. i totally don’t wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.” AU
“look, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. i can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me” AU
“oh hi, totally didn’t expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.” AU
“it´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost us” AU (bonus: “i know that it’s two in the morning and i’m dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldn’t stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in it’s freezing out here”)
“i still have your sister’s scarf and i know it’s stupid but i’ve been hoping maybe one day you’ll come by and pick it up so we’ll be forced to talk again because i haven’t seen you in months and i’m maybe kinda sorta still in love with you” AU
“i know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and i’m not really sure why i’m leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid face” AU
“we have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know we’re not really close anymore but you’re wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me what’s wrong because it’s literally killing me to see you look so sad” AU
“so like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i haven’t told my family yet and they just assumed you’d be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really don’t know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i can’t break my great grandma’s heart like that, she’ll probably have a heart attack and– wait what? you’d do that for me? holy shit, i love you… wait–” AU
“i found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because i’m a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and i’m not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck we’re not together anymore” AU
“well this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hi” AU
so the blog backup export thing isn’t working for me, so is there another place i can backup my posts? i dont want to potentially lose a shit ton of meta posts and drabbles because of tumblr
hey tumblr. i legit just spent like $40 to get a custom theme made. can you not be a fucking dickhead about custom themes too thanks. take my porn i guess but dont take away my aesthetic
There’s a look of abject horror. You’ve really done it now, Will. ❝ I’m — afraid we’re going to put you back in Chilton’s hospital, Mr Graham. You’re clearly a DANGEROUS individual. ❞
He stares, well aware of what he’s done. There’s nothing he can do. “ You cannot contain me, Dr. Humboldt. I cannot be CENSORED. ”
everybody just move to f-list with me. i’ll make us cool af chat rooms and pretty profiles and you’re free to post whatever the fuck you want and you can upload icons too ok come with me
Each Pokemon is picked for an explicit reason, and will be explained down below. For your convenience, I’ve put this under a read more just so it doesn’t stretch people’s dashes. And yes, their nicknames all mythology references.
MEGA HOUNDOOM ( Mors ) ♂ Lv. 42 Dex No. 229.
Identifiable by its eerie howls, people a long time ago thought it was the grim reaper and feared it. || Houndoom's entire body generates heat when it Mega Evolves. Its fearsome fiery breath turns its opponents to ash.
I chose this because of its Pokedex entries and my association of Will with Death personified. Reapers in some mythos stories are known for turning to ash on death, and reapers in general are associated with ash as a form of decay.
MIGHTYENA ( Cerberus ) ♀ Lv. 36 Dex No. 262.
Mightyena travel and act as a pack in the wild. The memory of its life in the wild compels the Pokémon to obey only those Trainers that it recognizes to possess superior skill.
If you truly think about it, Will in canon and all of his dogs are, in fact, a pack in their own way. They are closely-knit and share a very admirable bond with one another, but Will also follows most of what Hannibal says because he recognizes Hannibal as a superior.
ARCANINE ( Fenrir ) ♂ Lv. 46 Dex No. 059.
There are so many old tales about them that they're called legendary Pokémon, but there are way more of them around than you'd expect.
I know I said I chose all of these Pokemon for good reasons, and Arcanine is no different. It’s a big dog that can carry Will around on its back. Literally what could be better than that?
ZOROARK ( Loki ) ♂ Lv. 44 Dex No. 571.
Bonds between these Pokémon are very strong. It protects the safety of its pack by tricking its opponents. || It doesn't just transform itself—it also has the power to make hundreds of people see its illusions.
This Pokemon goes well with Will’s empathy and also his transformation throughout the series. The way he changes himself, while simultaneously keeping a bit of the same person hidden deep below, is very akin to Zoroark’s illusory abilities. Not to mention that Will is protective of those he loves and cares about, sans Hannibal just because he can.
ALOLAN NINETALES ( Skadi ) ♀ Lv. 42 Dex No. 038.
The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain's base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave. || Some said that deities visited mountains where Ninetales live, so in times long past, no one was allowed to go into those mountains.
Literally read the first PokeDex entry and tell me that isn’t Will. It literally leads people down to the mountain’s base so people will leave it alone. Not only that, but Ninetales is known for being psychic and extremely intelligent, which can sort of coordinate with Will’s high-functioning empathy. Ninetales could easily understand humans, and Will does the same, though he isn’t psychic.
DARKRAI ( Epiales ) ✖ Lv. 50 Dex No. 491.
It chases people and Pokémon from its territory by causing them to experience deep, nightmarish slumbers.
Moves Learned: Dark Void || Nightmare || Dark Pulse || Ominous Wind
Chosen for its tendencies to be avoidant of people and Pokemon, while also inducing sleep and nightmares to those it comes across, I found it perfect for Will. This is the only Pokemon he hasn’t physically caught, but rather it has latched itself onto him. It, again, tends to stay out of sight, but its presence alone is enough to instill nightmares to Will’s already unstable mind. It aids him every now and again.
purecfblood replied to your post “will needs more murder friends that aren’t hannibal lecter, but also...”
"that he abandons when the moment comes" so ludwig is literally going to just Die
ok but look ludwig isn’t a murder friend, he’s like his murder boyfriend that hannibal doesn’t / shouldn’t know about. tbh will might either regret them killing each other, or he’ll abandon it before the situation can even come to be. then again he’s smart, but his plans thus far haven’t really worked so it’s like oh. haha guess i’ll die. for a cop, will is literally DOG SHIT at fighting, from what i can tell. like holy shit boy please.....
will needs more murder friends that aren’t hannibal lecter, but also murder friends that will kill hannibal lecter with him in one big grand scheme of things that he abandons when the moment comes because oops here come the feels
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