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AO3 and FF: clintbartonismyaesthetic

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petition for someone to recreate “lost in the woods” with arthur as kristoff singing about merlin and the knights as the reindeer

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petition for someone to recreate “lost in the woods” with arthur as kristoff singing about merlin and the knights as the reindeer

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Merlin: Things I want: snuggles

Merlin: Things I get: struggles

[mightytwogunkid]

Me: I don’t care for MCU Clint, he’s treated as nothing but the plot device guy

Also me, when I see Clint for less than one second in the newest Avenger Endgame tv spot: Clint! Clint! Clint! you saw that? that’s my boy. That’s my boy Hawkeye, he’s the best, I love him

[sevdrag]

just @ me next time omg

[ussfriendship]

I feel personally attacked by this relatable content.

[midnightwinterhawk]

[vigilcntes-deactivated20200524]

the reason why joss whedon’s inaccurate characterization and poor writing with clint barton in avengers pisses me off so much is because whedon misses the entire point of clint that makes him such a longstanding and well loved member of the marvel comic universe. clint is talented, enormously so. he’s the best archer in the world, excellent at hand to hand combat, he’s intelligent, and on and on that puts this little mortal man on the same level to be on a team with a super soldier, a god, a total screaming genius with a superscience suit, the most capable assassin and spy ever trained, and a hyperstrong rage monster.

but the thing is, even with all that, clint is the most unfailingly human member of the team. clint hides his intelligence, he gets himself into fights where he’s outnumbered and then gets hit in the head, he tells terrible jokes or makes puns in the middle of a fight, he gets cut up and beat up and ends most fights covered in bandages or in the hospital. he’s disabled, he has hearing aids. he isn’t this Badass Action Hero w/ Included Bow. he’s talented and capable, but he trips, he gets punched, he gets cut, he gets shot, he runs out of arrows, he gets knocked down. he isn’t motivated by revenge or a need to prove himself or a sense of duty or an overdeveloped sense of right and wrong. he’s motivated by the fact that he wants to help, because he can, because he used to lead a shitty life, because he should.

clint barton is just as much average joe as he is an avenger. he’s a disaster and a hero. clint barton’s not the cookie cutter male action hero that joss whedon painted him as in avengers. he’s not a silent broody badass, stalwart hero archetype, solid shield agent.he’s so much more. he’s a fuck up. he’s trying.

he’s hawkeye.

[hawkwardronin]

One of the reason’s why Peter Parker is so loved is because he’s relatable.

Clint could have been that, the relatable guy. 

And maybe even more cause he’s just a normal dude with no powers and a heart of gold.

And Joss ruined it,

[hawkguy-n-pizzadog]

Clint: literally a bastard man, has is failing at life but still isn’t dead by his pinky nail, was saved by a dog because he gave it pizza, adopted said dog, is master of the bow and arrow, NEVER MISS, is tired 24/7, bearly passes as a superhero, is friends with TWO ex-russian assasins, has a man crush on captain america, make god awful desisions, best freinds with “a literal 12 year old”, NAP TIME*

Hawkeye Stans:

[probablynotclintbarton]

…perhaps

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

2012 avengers fandom was just a lot of people trying their hardest to care abt hawkeye but still shoving him in vents in every fanfic like some fucking rat

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you know what. fair play

[hayleysstark]

an extremely hot take by me

[vines-in-camelot]

Gaius: You alright?

Merlin: Yeah, why?

Gaius: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions

Gaius:

Merlin:

[hotvampireadjacent]

small collection of storm area 51 memes for when you’re storming area 51 in september

[hotvampireadjacent]

i’m laughing so hard at this shit feel free to add

your own not racist ones

[teenagerposts]

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Lancelot: Come on! We can get through this! What do we always say when life lets us down?

Merlin: "Called it".

Lancelot: No!

[hayleysstark]

i just recently discovered people read the OOC tags on my Merlin blog and this is the kind of bullshit i’ve been putting in there this entire time

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Morgana: I committed all seven deadly sins in thirty minutes.

Merlin: Wow, I gotta hear this.

Morgana: I was angry, and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and drank all his mead and didn't share.

Merlin: You forgot pride.

Morgana: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Arthur: How do you "lazily seduce" someone?

Morgana: One titty out.

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[hayleysstark]

Klaus: Good morning, Five.

Number Five: Doubt it.

Klaus: I should've known better than to open up with something as controversial as "good morning."

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