camelot dashboard simulator
questing literally sucks. i miss my wife
PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i don’t care who your dad is. i will kill you
BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
lancelot i know this is you
#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is
wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthur’s nephew or his son
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tbh not sure you’re going to love the answer to this one
hey guys! just an update since i know i’ve been gone for a while! i’ve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. i’m done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)
what should i send to my brother next
cape that will set him on fire
horn that tells him wife is cheating on him
Voting ended onSep 11, 2025
#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know what’s going on
#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(
spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066
(submitted by @ bedivere77)
anyone want to go hunt this with me??
#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!
just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but it’s not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!
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does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar
dude i think he's your brother
🪓oldest.orkney.gawain Follow
ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar
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courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life
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i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you
on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???
on the bright side we did find the grail!
