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*cocks gun* share your coochie ma’am
I was right.
“lot of trouble—” boris lit a cigarette, blew the smoke in a sidestream away from the picture—“but worth it, yes?”
“yes,” i said. our voices were joking but subdued, like boys uneasy in church.
andrei rocking up to kingsman hq:
Dead in a Week (Or Your Money Back) (2018) dir. Tom Edmunds
i dripped snot on my laptop and now i am sad
banana you just love to stalk me with cursed content don’t you
War & Peace (2016)
i love you andreas.
❛ you ’ re on thin fucking ice , charlene . ❜
A Cigarette for a Thousand Problems | 4
theo: boris, what the mother fuck
boris: relax potter, this gun is just for show
also boris:
andrei vc: nooo . . . don’t die during a mission , you are so thick
You’re in love with him, and he’s in love with you, and it’s like a goddamn tragedy, because you look at him and see the stars, and he looks at you and sees the sun. And you both think the other is just looking at the ground.
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also known as soft vs feral
Wanna see my bank account?
THEY ARE DRINKING ; funny , how this is usually how it starts . but this time it is easy , knees bumping together , shoulders touching . andrei throws his head back & laughs -- a throaty , loud thing . he had never learnt how to keep his laughs quiet & respectful . russians always wear their emotions on their sleeves , such is their fault .
he knocks his shoulder into charlie ’ s ; a playful little shove , cheeks reddened with an equal parts annoyed & enamoured flush . ❛ no one wants to see your dirty money , capitalist . ❜ & then he leans in , closer --- closer , breath smelling of vodka & the gum he nervously chewed on a few minutes ago . it is awful , it should be awful , but he presses his lips to charlie ’ s , places a strong hand to his neck . ❛ show me something else instead . ❜