For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic

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[hotkniferuwu]

[necrowyrm]

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bizarrelovesquare]

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

[hazardsoflove]

me to the three people who interact with my posts

[anxietyproblem]

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[badpsychicadvice]

It’s the cat’s treadmill. We just escalate on it.

[catchymemes]

[larval-tear]

goth girl cock

[larval-tear]

you know what? goth boy pussy.

[windup-angel]

[c3po]

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

[coughloop]

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

[gogglor]

Woss-all this then? You cheeky li’uhl buggah, wheh’d you get that post? Didn’t I tell you wha’ ‘appens to li’uhl boys that steal posts, hm? If your dear old mum knew she’d catch influenza with shame.

[hidinginawell]

Oh no, Officer! I know ‘im, and ‘e’s a good lad; ‘e ‘elped me find daddy when I was lost in th market! I’m sure my father would be happy to let me pay for th’ post! Father is just around the corner getting influenza

[jaffacakerebellion]

'Ere offisah, dahn't truss that littuw giwl, orrite? She's the one wot stole foive bob from me larse week she did, when i was recovering in St. Urchin's 'Ome For Those With Influenza. And I sorer shewwin 'er ankles to some poor gent dahn the pub yesserday arfernoon while 'er ol' dad stole the poor bugger's influenza roight aht the man's pokkit. She's a baddun orrite. Fling 'er dahn the nick.

[c3po]

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[gandalfthemorallygrey]

This is the tumblr equivalent of those silhouettes of dogs people put out to scare away wildlife

[midnight-sloth]

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT

[eufonius]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[guerrillatech]

[monthgirl]

[freakyfauna]

From The Archives Of Prague Castle.

Found here (via Kybl).

[materassassino]

the world’s tiniest librarian