America’s Favorite Morally Ambiguous Wizard

Gender is a performance and I’m doing the Hamlet monologue about killing yourself | On Ao3 under the same name | they/them

[c00lkldd]

It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK

[aropride]

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

[segamascott]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

[helpeverythingiscats]

red mackerel GAMER with moderate white PWNING

[kittybroker]

Real mackerel GAMER now going for only 200g!

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[dapperdonuts]

[byjove]

[jbt7493]

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

[e-102]

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

[moncoeursaignant]

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

[e-102]

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

[theconcealedweapon]

[fleshdyke]

currently thinking abt ted or whatever his name is

[fleshdyke]

one of the most important posts ever i believe

[politijohn]

Source

[crazedporcupine]

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[even-more-nonsense]

all things that have flashing lights should have a setting to disable them I do not care

[hotvampireadjacent]

there’s a lot going on here

[captainino]

https://abcnews.go.com/US/tiger-found-caged-abandoned-home-chance-wildlife-sanctuary/story?id=61130943

Tiger found caged in abandoned home gets second chance at wildlife sanctuary: ‘He seems to be so happy’

The estimated 350-pound tiger was transported to the facility, an affiliate of the Humane Society of the United States, on Wednesday afternoon, and is settling in well, Almrud said. There, he will have the chance to roam in enclosures of up to three acres.

Almrud, who estimates him to be about 2 years old, described the moment he first walked onto the grass at the sanctuary as remarkable.

“It was just amazing to see him walk out on grass and to see him explore and have that freedom of movement,” she said. “It was just such a reward and fulfilling to us.”

Now, he spends his days rolling around the grass in glee, Almrud said.

“He comes right up to the fence every time a staff member is present,” she said. “He seems very amenable to our presence.”

The tiger is eating well – a combination of chicken, humanely raised non-processed beef and whole prey complete with organs and bones. It appears that he was being fed chicken, which is what owners of exotic cats often feed them, but chicken alone does not provide the complete nutrition they need to thrive, Almrud said.

In addition, caregivers are tasked with keeping the tiger mentally stimulated by creating “pretend hunting” games and rotating him through different areas so he has access to new smells and environments to explore.

“He seems to happy and content,” Almrud said. “Our staff is just falling in love with him.”

[bloodrock-lobster]

Just an update! Since I got curious and the og post is from 2019.

His name is Loki now! In June he celebrated his 7th birthday at the sanctuary where he lives and thrives. Here’s a few pics of the boy:

[flameraven]

The tiger

He escaped his cage

Yes

YES

The tiger is out

❤

[keen-eye]

imagine ur in spn and ur loved one just got exploded in a freak accident and a smoldering ken doll comes to bother you at your house asking if you’ve gotten a chill recently or if perhaps your loved one was promiscuous

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

(under my breath) I will explain everything perfectly and I will win I will explain everything perfectly and I will win I will explain everything perfectly and I will win I will explain everything perfectly and I will win

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[arcaniumagi2]

worrkkkkk Cashier person WORKKKKKK

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin