AGENT HILL //

always prepare for the worst and never trust people. maria hill.

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alivses‌:

❝  there’s absolutely no fucking reason why burning one briefcase requires more than one person, hill.  you can i both know you could’ve burnt this by yourself, saved your time coming down here, and this obviously unpleasant fucking conversation. so whats the catch?  ❞  because there’s always a catch, isn’t there?  ❝  you risked having this ‘real fucking sensitive information’ exposed just by bringing it over here. it’s not that sensitive. or you would’ve taken care of it yourself. or asked your little fuck friend to take care of it for you,  ❞   that’s a reference to natasha romanoff, obviously.  ❝  — so you needed an excuse — a bullshit one at that — to haul ass to my office. why? what’s really in the briefcase, hill? something you wanna get my prints on so you can frame me for shit later?  ❞  that’s a likely contender.  ❝  — or. let’s see. is it a bomb? this a fucking kill order?  ❞  regardless of the briefcase’s contents, jessica jones is certain of two things : 1) maria hill is a dirty liar because that sort of sensitive material does not currently exist in her hand and is not currently being offered to jessica, and 2) maria hill is a terrible, dirty liar at that, trying to con jessica either into death or into some other thing she really doesn’t want to do.  ❝  — why don’t you just tell me what the fuck’s really going on. practice honesty for a fucking change  ──   if youre even capable of that shit.  ❞  

so. maybe she’s caught onto her. again. maria knows jessica doesn’t trust shield. her included. takes everything she says with a grain of salt and has to prove it herself. that’s fair. she can’t hold that against her. obviously whatever’s in the case---- maria wants jessica to see it. ( which. is true. she wants to blackmail jessica into working a case for her. off the books. shield can’t know about it. ) “ mmm. my fuck buddy as you so eloquently put it, “ she can’t help the slight snarl of her lips. how her eyes narrow. she doesn’t appreciate her partner--- the one person she can trust--- being talked about like that. “ knows i’m here. we don’t keep everything from each other. “ she’s snorting now--- then holds the briefcase up again as she walks forward to shove it into jessica’s arms. “ no bomb. no kill order. open it up and see, jones. i want your help. that’s the truth. “ the truth--- part of it. the rest? with-held. maria isn’t dumb. she knows jones wouldn’t agree to this---- job on her own. (maybe just to spite maria or shield. who knows.) so. trickery. manipulation. it is.

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miikahs‌:

send me a  ᕤ  @agvnt

27. “After all, dead men tell no tale.”

“ ---sometimes you open your mouth and you sound just like nat and me, mikah. it must drive your fathers insane. “ there’s a hint of a smirk on her face--- the start of a smile as the woman crossed her arms.

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@alivses said: “Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

there’s pain blossoming across her face now. a searing kind leaving red hot agony in it’s wake. she’s had worse. she’s HAD worse but--- the shock of it is still catching her off guard. make a distraction she had said. she hadn’t expected jones to punch her in the face. “ it’s involuntary, “ the words are hissed out--- one hand across her nose. holding it. she can feel blood dripping down--- smearing across her lips as she talks. there ARE tears in her eyes--- welling up thickly--- but. it’s. not her fault. “ oh my god. “ her nose is MOVING under her hand. great. that’s going to be hell to put back into place. “ you broke my nose, jessica. “

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@lcstarrcw sent  ᕤ | 106

“Carpe diem? Carpe dickum.”

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@thefvtvrist sent  ᕤ | 51

“Please do the nasties somewhere else.”

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@hauntedcrusader sent a ᕤ | 27

“After all, dead men tell no tale.”

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@cfchanging sent a  ᕤ | 97

“ what are you doing here? “

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blondiebat‌:

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “ // @agvnt

maybe it was the prying nature in stephanie brown, or maybe she was more compassionate than she let on –– maybe BOTH. but she couldn’t not ask the disgruntled agent in front of her what was wrong, even if the circumstance didn’t bode well for a response. they knew of each other and that was just about it. still, it certainly felt like an invitation to be asked what she would be screaming for.

“you wanna go to like, a roof or something? they’re usually a bit more isolated, speaking from experience. less likely for someone to call in a report if you really need to let one rip.” she started thinking if she had a grappling hook nearby, could get them up a couple high-rises faster than any elevator would.

“ oh let them make a report. make my day. “ there’s a phone in maria’s hand as she spoke--- fingers flying as she texted something back to someone somewhere. blue eyes narrowed--- jaw steel and grinding together as she hit send and then pocketed the phone. “ politicians and bureaucrats are pieces of shit, spoiler. consider yourself lucky you don’t have to be involved with any. “ the ice in maria’s veins are only out leveled by the fire in her voice. the anger as she stepped towards the purple clad woman. then. glanced to the top of the high rise building. above her line of sight. well.

“ actually. a roof sounds good. i have sensitive information. for you. “ generally she sent her agents out for this so. clearly. this was important.

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alivses‌:

「 FUCK SENTENCE STARTERS. ⋮   @agvnt. 」⋮

「   ❝  →  help me set this fucking thing on fire.  ❞  」⋮

❝  — uh. no?  ❞   knuckles pop with a resonating CRACK. then another. another. jessica settles at her desk, lounging in the seat of her office, legs propped up onto the hardwood tabletop, one crossed atop the other. she shifts her gaze around the room, then pointedly rakes it up maria’s own frame. inspecting. learning. she does nothing to mask her SUSPICION, broken glass of a sharp gaze marring her otherwise neutral expression. pursed lips part into a little scowl — inwardly she’s hoping, praying to a god in which she doesn’t believe, that maria hill won’t break down and cry in this office  (  again  ) .   ❝  you’re probably getting rid of some shield evidence or whatever shield agent bullshit. i want no part in your shady ass organization. set shit on fire by yourself, you seem competent enough — well. sometimes. but you don’t need my help. or get one of your brown nosing agents to do it, they’ve got their heads shoved so far up your ass anyways.  ❞

no. of course she says no. jones doesn’t know what’s at stake here or even care about stakes does she? if she said the safety of the world was at hand here--- she’d laugh and tell her to shove it. she doesn’t trust maria. or shield. which is exactly why maria’s come to her in the first place. “ i wasn’t asking. “ she’s scoffing it out--- voice thick with a bitter, dark feeling to it. her eyes convey the same thing--- and the severity of the situation. “ i’ve come to you, jones, because i don’t trust my agents. i trust very few people. some could say i don’t trust anyone. but. you? you don’t trust shield. and i know that for a fact. you don’t trust any government creep that crawls your way. you’re perfect for this. “ she’s holding the briefcase up now--- swinging it back and forth. “ information on every mutant and mutate in the five boroughs. that’s a huge population. this is a statistic with very private information no one should have their hands on. help. me. burn. it. “

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agentromancff‌:

FUCK SENTENCE STARTERS. ⋮   @agvnt. 」⋮

「   ❝  →  let’s make a fucking baby.  ❞  」⋮

❝  — excuse me?  ❞

maria hill should know better. shouldn’t she?  then again.  perhaps her own quick wit and sardonicism have a tendency to obscure the extent of natasha’s DISCOMFORT when it comes to discussions about. babies. pregnancy. poor choice of words?  arguably so. but the widow’s eyes offer no semblance of an indiction something is amiss  —  no twitch of a vein falls out of her proprioceptive control. no heartbeat out of pace. no shift to her gaze. instead, she keeps her breathing steadied as fingers interlace at the nape of maria’s neck, a sculpted brow arches. a glittering smirk curves  ─  dark,  seductive.

❝  ── is that an innuendo, agent? or have you genuinely found another child you wish to parent?  ❞

okay so. she might be a little tipsy. just enough that she’s not thinking before she speaks and---- well. and clearly putting her foot in her mouth. (maybe she’s just--- right in between tipsy and drunk. dripsy? tunk?) and god. god she’s regretting what she just said. knows the moment the words come out of her mouth. as they tumble out and her mind screams WAIT NO but her mouth says BABY. 

“ i am so sorry, “ she’s not slurring her words at least. a god send tonight. in general. she doesn’t look that out of it. not that she’s hiding her drinking from natasha. (there’s not much she hides from natasha.) but. still. it’s nice to know she doesn’t. look drunk. to anyone looking in that doesn’t know her like natasha does.

“ i was trying to be sexy. clearly i failed there. i almost said put a baby in me--- feel like that might have gone off a little better but. really made me feel weird thinking it. “ she’s. drunk babbling. then. pauses. snorts and leans her head against natasha’s shoulder. hms.

“ no. i’m perfectly content with our kids, nat. and too damn old for any babies. less you pump me full of some age serum. “

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⎣ colbie smulders, cis female, she/her ⎤ I just saw [ MARIA HILL ] walking around new york they’re [ 52 ] years old and go by [ AGENT ]. they had kids with [ NATASHA ROMANOFF ] and I’ve heard they’re [ CIVIL PARTNERS ]. they’re also [ A DIRECTOR OF SHIELD ]. at their best they’re [ THOROUGH & LOYAL ] but at their worst they can be [ AMORAL & CUT THROAT ].

introducing my shady but Perfect child,,,, tw for physical & verbal child abuse.

so!! maria hill!! my maria is both mcu and comic based so.

maria is the only child of her parents. she was born and raised in chicago. her mother died while giving birth and maria’s dad blamed her for it. 

maria was verbally and physically abused by her father growing up. he had a nasty temper and drank--- and when he came home pissed he’d take it out on maria. 

maria grew up cold, distant, and troubled because of this. she was expelled from several schools growing up but managed to graduate. the moment she graduated she joined the marine corps.

maria quickly rose through the marines and was eventually picked up by shield. she rose even quicker through the ranks-- by age 25 had her own office. by her early thirties she was deputy director of shield. after fury went into hiding--- she became director of shield.

maria has been director of shield several times now--- and now remains one of the co directors. 

maria worked side by side with natasha for many years now and at one point the two finally just. got it over with and became official partners. started a family. they love each other to the ends of the earth---- trust is another thing entirely.

maria hill and natasha romanoff don’t trust anyone. not really. but. their relationship with each other (and steve rogers) is as close to trust as they come.

while maria has done lots and lots of shady shit in the past--- one thing remains true: she always does everything for the greater good--- to protect the people and shield.

speaking of shield--- it’s like one of her babies just as much as her actual children. she puts it before her own needs.

that’s not to say she doesn’t love her children or her partner. she does. tremendously. but she always puts the greater good first--- the needs of many vs the one.

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natasha is usually the one who likes to play, not as happy when maria does it