Welcome to the Clusterfuck.

We made an AU about plants. Yes, really. (PLEASE EXCUSE THE MESS. WE'RE UNDER RENOVATIONS TO SERVE YOU BETTER. SINCERELY, MANAGEMENT.)

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OK, with the venom tongue thing. Wasn't there a 'no masks' rule. Did Venom Tongue Ryan physically fight people until he wasn't given shit for wearing his mask? I can 100% see that happening. Like "Dude, I fucking swear to God, lose the mask." "Do you wanna FUCKING GO?! FIGHT ME, ASSHOLE!"

Either that or he showed Geoff what’s under the mask one single time and his response was a solid minute of silence followed by “...mmmm yeah executive decision you can keep the mask”

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Au where Vagabond has a Venom tongue hidden under his mask.

Yes hello congratulations anon I am dragging this blog from beyond the grave just so I can respond to this ask because I’m experiencing such a fascinating combination of terrified and intrigued by the concept you’re putting forth. What are my emotions doing right now. What is happening in my body and soul. How do I move forward in life as though nothing has changed

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Imagine it getting stuck to a frozen flagpole.

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Because of course he would, that awkward motherfucker. Of course that would be the way he accidentally reveals that secret to the world.

The rest of the crew is just “yeah okay this might as well happen” (insert John Mulaney gif here)

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Au where Vagabond has a Venom tongue hidden under his mask.

Yes hello congratulations anon I am dragging this blog from beyond the grave just so I can respond to this ask because I’m experiencing such a fascinating combination of terrified and intrigued by the concept you’re putting forth. What are my emotions doing right now. What is happening in my body and soul. How do I move forward in life as though nothing has changed

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quick sketches before bed, based on this post by @ah-clusterfuck-au

he loves his weird featherless chickens

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Aaaaah it’s so cute I wanna die

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Kagerou days anon here. Just had to say; why do you think I suggested this au in the first place >:3

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Tanisha the Gunpowder Chicken leads a poultry revolution (or a chicken coup, if you will) and frees her people from all the assholes of humanity. The Chicken AU guys are welcome so long as they are not assholes.

...is there really a Tanisha the Gunpowder chicken because I don’t know her but I love and support her already she sounds like a hero.

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But Kagerou days anon, that would be adding even more angst. Because that would mean Michael watched Gavin die over and over again in a day that repeats itself, unable to save him. Before finally returning back to normal time, but with Gavin dead. He needs to have a sit down with TLR Ryan I think

Wow what the fuck.  You come into my inbox.  And you bring this pain.  How dare.  How dare.

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AU where Gavin's favourite food is wet bread.

Like a Gavin appears and makes a sandwich and then dumps an entire glass of water on it and takes a huge bite while maintaining eye contact with three other Gavins.  What a fucking power move.  

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For the Communications au, you don’t have to listen to the songs to get it! On YouTube in each song’s description there is a bit of story for a sort of crime mystery. I hope that clears up some confusion I might have made

Oh, okay! I couldn’t find the original videos but I’ll have to look again later, thanks anon!

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I feel like this might have been mentioned before, but Star Wars AU? Geoff and Jack are Jedi, Jeremy is a Sith, Michael and Gavin are a smuggling duo wonder, and Ryan is a Grey Jedi, always dancing that line between the Light and Dark sides.

DOES THIS MEAN GAVIN NOISES = WOOKIE NOISES

BECAUSE THAT’S ALL I’M GETTING OUT OF THIS OKAY 

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Wait, if there’s an fma au then who’s Nina Tucker..?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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There's this thing called Fandomstuck in which all fandoms have a personification. Imagine if one day a bunch of personifications of the AUs showed up. Like the Ray Riding Hood au would look like a combo of Ryan, Ray, and samijen, FAHC would look like a combo of all they guys, and things like that.

LETS MUSH ALL THE AU’s INTO ONE PERSON EACH.  THIS WILL SAVE SPACE AND RESOURCES.  IT’S BRILLIANT.  NO DOWNSIDE.  NO WAY THIS WILL CREATE ANY WEIRD ELDRITCH MONSTER STYLE ABOMINATIONS.  NOPE.

Tbh though that sounds hella cool? Although my brain is picturing like this weird shifty person that you can’t quite focus on, and it keeps looking like different people in the mashup depending on the situation?  Like for a FAHC combo, it just looks like Geoff walking down the street, he gets startled by gunfire and for a second it’s a terrified Gavin, then an angry Michael, Ryan is spinning and shooting, and then Geoff is turning back around and walking again.  All in the span of a couple seconds, and if anybody saw it it’s a very “what the fuck my mind’s playing tricks on me” kind of thing.  

...it’s a very visual thing idk how to words it but it’s such a cool idea I love it.

(I’m totally not imagining some sort of Mad King/Mad Scientist creation gone horribly wrong and running around stealthily absorbing AUs now, nope nope nope)

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What about a Communications au? Communications is a bunch of songs by GHOST that tell a story, so maybe Jack for Rotary Dial, Geoff for Black and White, Ryan for Housewife Radio, and Michael for Broadcast Illusion?

That seems super cool? Idk how an au of songs would work but I dig it.  (I tried looking up the songs but it looks like they got removed by the artist? And one of the videos I found had too many flashy lights I couldn’t watch it :(  )

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I feel like this is the dumbest thought I could have but for some reason a Scooby Doo!AU sounds awesome right now.

Scooby Doo is never dumb, shush.  Also yes? I need this? Geoff as Shaggy? Jack as Velma? Ryan as Fred? Lindsay as Daphne but like, the super kickass live action movie version of course.  Idk is it mean to make Gavin Scooby? Is it meaner to make Jeremy Scrappy? Probably.  

They can join up with the Achievement Haunter au and chase around actual ghosts yelling about how it’s probably Old Man Sorola in a mask, but dang that’s a really good mask, the spook of the week’s been upgrading or something.

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Whoops my hand slipped-

--submitted by @fivemetersofawesome

aaaaaAAAAAAAA holy shit I love them they’re so cute! Thank you for blessing me with this creation? I love and support them so much.

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Simple Farmer Geoff but Jack switches out his chicken eggs for Dragon eggs and Geoff doesn't catch it even when he's fucking /surrounded/ by dragon's going "You guys are weird chickens but I love you all the same."

Oh my god 

“You guys are the biggest chickens ever I must be the best Farmer ever that’s the only explanation.”

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peRMISSION TO DRAW MARIO JEREMY AND LUIGI GEOFF?

SO FUCKING GRANTED