Inhale .. Exhale ..

Living on caffeine, bad decisions, and the faint hope that things might get better. - Professional overthinker with a PhD in existential dread. - Just a walking black hole of sarcasm and questionable life choices. - Making bad decisions so you don’t have to, or maybe just for the fun of it. - Fluent in sarcasm and hopeless optimism, both equally doomed. - Spreading chaos and dark humor like it's my full-time job. - Currently accepting applications for a better mood, but probably won’t read them. - Married, unavailable, but always accepting fan mail (responses not guaranteed).

[osogeekedup]

[underwelmed]

jade mariel

[adultphobic]

[chernova-deactivated20210719]

[aznaudrey]

especially rn

[uemou-deactivated20180801]

[waitgn]

[prospects]

[aha-fuck]

do u read the asks that I send u?

Oh I see all.

[sultanbo]

[awwww-cute]

[outcrying]

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[foxhero-moved-blog]

*browses own blog* amazing

[1i]

I’m that type of person who take the long way home to listen to more music

[daughterofchaos]

[sephtraline]

if i die before you, please cut me open and eat my insides as my final act of love, darling. then stuff my body, stitch me back up and cuddle me like i'm your teddy bear

[achillesinhighheels]