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Pfalz: die Nutella, der Rewe, der Ketchup, die IKEA und Knärzel

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you weaklings talking about the gender of nutella and ketchup and the end of bread or whatever ,,,,, join the REAL discourse,,,,,, which word is the correct word for "apple core" in german??

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Stuttgart: Das Ende vom Brot ist bei uns Knäusle

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Yo, Brandenburg hier ! .. mMn heisst es: der Ketchup (Tomatenpamps) .. die Nutella (Schokolade) .. der Rewe (Supermarkt) / es geht auch - das Rewe ( ins Rewe gehen ) Ende oder Anfang vom Brot ist - der Kanten !

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Berlin - Germany - “We love you no matter who you love. ”

EDIT: credits: @uloniel on tumblr 

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East-Thuringia / Nearly Saxony: dr Joghurt, dr Rewe, is Nutella und Ende vom Brot: Rindl (von Rinde) oder Ränftl

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Entscheidung, Entscheidung

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The One True Shampoo

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Meanwhile in Germany

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Bamberg (Franken): Köpperla (Ende vom Brot)

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Das Nutella, der Rewe and Gipferl (for the end of the bread) Munich but with influence from Franken

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The struggle with Nutella is ongoing. "Die" or "Das"? In Berlin people died argueing over this matter.

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Stuttgart (Baden-Württemberg): Das Ketchup, Das Nutella, Der Rewe, Des Knäusle (end of The bread)

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Das ende vom brot ist der Kantn