god is a woman.

addison: oh no. what’s happened now?

clarkhq

catrina: i think...i've had my "back blown out"?? catrina: that's a thing people say, right?

addison: oh my god, cat. addison: yes. that’s a thing people say, but that’s not something addison wants to know given who did it. addison: …but good for you. addison: still, ew. addison: but i’m sure you feel great today.

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clarkhq

📲 catrina & addison

catrina: you're going to hate this one. @aharrishq

addison: oh no. what’s happened now?

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addie: literally. it was such a slap in the face, honestly. i can definitely see that. what handful even are there? be so honest rn. i'm glad i'm so done with relationships so i wouldn't be taking them seriously anyways, but still. even friendship? gross. addie: oh for sure not the last, this is such a trainwreck. addie: omg, i texted sebastian about wanting to make cuts as well!! the only reason i didn't entertain the thought before was i wanted to gauge how everyone would do during boot camp and see if people stepped up, but even after...? yeah, i think we need to get rid of some major dead weight. for sure. addie: absolutely, i agree. which is exactly why i was so happy and eager to partner up with you. seriously, you're one of the very few highlights of being here 💕

addison: okay, maybe less than a handful of boys. sebastian, obviously. ty, but i'm very biased when it comes to him. finn hudson? he's a little clueless, but he's got spirit and seems to be actually nice. so... three. three guys. oh, i'm done with relationships too. i have a future and my future is not with any of these lima guys. addison: people will eventually wake up and leave. it's just a matter of when. addison: we really, really do. strength in numbers doesn't really help us when the numbers are like that. we can work together and see who's actually impressive and who just wanted the skirt in order to get laid. addison: you have been such a breath of fresh air. i'm so glad you're here... even though you did have to come to lima.

addie: right? like it's totally different because we aren't friends with the glee losers. but i genuinely thought that mason and i were friends? but apparently not. and like fine, he didn't tell me but to act like that when i said it was a break of trust? it was so gross. like, okay. it's giving mansplain manipulate manchild. i do not get why people are so up his ass when this is how he acts. literally, just as a friend. i'm so over the fake bullshit. addie: literally, this isn't about them for me. it was about having another extracurricular that was supposed to be less pressuring on me but this was just awful. i think i'll leave too, actually. addie: exactly! the real focus, and actually successful. addie: no, you 😘

addison: my situation and his/your situation is very different, but i guess it's not to him. the boys here leave a lot to be desired - and i'm adding mason to that now. there are literally less than a handful of them that are actually good people. addison: i think you should. you're too good for this, babe. i'm sure we won't be the last, either. addison: and actually successful is the key here. we can just strengthen our squad. sebastian and i were talking about this last week... and maybe we need to get rid of some our squad members. they're not up to par. addison: there's room for more than just one at the top.

addie: nope, didn't tell me anything. addie: he "didn't think it was necessary" and when i said i was hurt that he hadn't told me himself and that i had to find out from coach sylvester and that it felt like a break of trust, he said i was "making it about me" and had "bigger issues than this" if that's how my communication with sue is. honestly, he felt super fucking gaslighting and putting so many words in my mouth that i didn't say at all and it was incredibly off-putting. addie: total waste of our talents. i didn't mind jesse as much when i had a one on one convo with him, but seeing him actually in action with the rest? leader he is most definitely not. addie: totally, and we always have cheer together. we can just do other stuff together too in our own time. addie: i'll be your photographer!

addison: ...what? see, i quietly left the glee club because i didn't think i needed to tell anyone except mr. schuester. the "leaders" and i don't really get along, so i didn't need to say anything. but mason not saying anything to you is... odd. especially him acting like that afterward. as a friend, you just expected to hear from him. that's all. addison: he isn't. and one of these days, rachel said she needed to win at nationals for her future. for hers? i'm not doing this to help her future. i'm thinking about mine. addison: exactly. this way, we can focus even more on the cheerios - which is our true focus, anyway. addison: you're the best. 💋

addie: honestly, it made me lose a lot of respect for him. and he was such a dick when i texted him about it too. i really thought we were friends. addie: literally, we both deserve so much better than that, and our time is far too valuable as well. addie: i know, i know. if you're leaving too, i don't have much reason to stay either. addie: soo hot. you've got to give it a try, even if just to take a couple pics in the suit for the feed.

addison: what? what did he even say? i mean, i'd figure he'd at least tell you. addison: exactly. it's a waste of time and a waste of our talents. mr. schuester is an imbecile and the two who think they're better than the rest are not leaders. addison: we can focus on something else. you can focus on something else. addison: done. i'll try out. i'm gonna look so good.

addie: i wouldn’t trust mason with much anymore after the shit he just pulled, so good riddance on that front. but after this last mid af performance at least about this, it’s true.

addie: i have never been serious about glee club, it was meant to just be effortless fun but i’m not embarrassing myself with these awful displays and performances.

addie: yeah, there is a lot of yapping and finger pointing. that is could definitely do without 🙄

addie: thankfully i already have gymnastics and dance to fill my time other than just cheerios. but swim sounds fun and you would look so hot in a swimmer’s suit

addison: in my defense, i'd said that before he quit yet another team. i didn't know just how much of a quitter he truly is. addison: exactly. i wasn't serious about it either, but i don't want to sway in the background for these people just to lose at regionals. addison: we're too good for this, babe. you know it, too. addison: i have soccer and field hockey, but swim could be fun. addison: and i would look hot, wouldn't i? i'll give it a go.

ty: of course. i'd buy you one if i could. ty: you did? damn. glee club is taking hits lately. i'll miss you. ty: decent and good. normal. same as always? ty: i work until 9, can i come by after?

#( text. )#( text. ty. )#( int. ty. )

addison: sweet boy. i know you would. knowing you'd do it is enough for me. addison: unsure how you can stand to be around the supposed leaders. but, you're saying you'll miss me like you won't see me. you will. addison: okay. i'll take that. addison: of course you can. you know my door's open for you.

ty: no, your contact is queen of the universe obvi ty: why not happy? ty: you know me. i'm the same as ever. chilling, having a decent time.

#( text. )#( text. ty. )#( int. ty. )

addison: oh, i like that. do i have a crown? addison: because the glee club wasn't making me happy, but i decided to leave. addison: just decent? addison: we should hang out. are you free thursday?

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📲 milo & addison

milo: you're out of lemonade. [...] milo: sorry, hit the wrong contact. i'm sure you have lemonade. milo: and if not, this could be a reminder to get one? @aharrishq

#( text. )#( text. milo. )#( int. milo. )

addison: now i want lemonade. addison: strawberry lemonade, actually. addison: actually, you owe me it now.

📲 ty & addison

ty: good evening to the world's most beautiful woman. miss me? i'm joshing. ty: how are things tho..? you're happy? @aharrishq

#( text. )#( text. ty. )#( int. ty. )

addison: oh? is that my contact name? addison: i'm content, but i wouldn't say happy. addison: i'm doing things to change that, though. addison: how are you, sweet boy?

📲 ( addison & adelaide. )

addison: you know? i truly think mason had the right idea. addison: i'm going to quit glee club. addison: there's no leadership, no direction - funnily enough, right, given the name? there's finger pointing and endless yapping, but no actual drive to win. just outspoken people who'd rather boast about their 'accomplishments' instead of trying to build a team. addison: maybe i'll join track and field or the swim team, but i'm done with it. @addiedevereaux

soulstctic

okay, okay okay. I expect a lot of things, usually in the julie andrews and musical theatre departments of life. also, cats. nevermind. what I did not expect, was a solo at invitationals?? i've never gone through a breakup or anything like the song talks about but i'm going to do my best.

#( dash. )#( dash. marley. )#( int. marley. )

congrats. you sounded so much better than the little duet we're supposed to root for.

yeah, so i disappeared for like five weeks - virtually speaking - because i forgot my phone password? lol anyway, what's popping with you guys lately? i know i see y'all every day but no one ever tells me anything. if you wanna know what's new with me, i started delivering pizzas which is a pretty sweet gig.

#( dash. )#( dash. ty. )#( int. ty. )

you could've just asked me. i came up with it, remember?

roreyflanaganas

I can't stand those little Powerpuff bitches. Because of them, people now expect to see gossip in the school newspaper instead of what it's meant for. Don't you guys know we have to get everything approved by the faculty? I'm sorry you get to find out what we'll have for lunch on Wednesday instead of who your favorite Cheerio is sleeping with now, but that’s not my fault. Some of us want to become respectable journalists, not the next Deuxmoi. And Bubbles is just foul.

#( dash. )#( dash. mal. )#( int. mal. )

i kinda like them. well, only when they're not talking about my friends - then they can all perish in a slow, but painful manner. otherwise, they're fun. i don't know... i kinda like bubbles.

jessetm

the jesse st. james school of free glee club advice is now closed. from now on, if any of you - with the exception of a select few - require my expertise, you can pay for it. you all seem to "care" so much about winning, yet refuse to make any strides to get there, including consistently disrespecting the one person here that actually knows how to do that. if you all spent as much time working on your mistakes, as you do discrediting my numerous achievements, maybe we'd have a shot. but i'm done. i will sit silently in the back and watch you all fail, since that's clearly what's wanted from me.