I found it.

im a loser

[zaynmalif]

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

[champagnemoon]

Did Louis die? My condolences.

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[ilostmyinhaler]

on the other hand, if you want to stab to kill, remove the weapon

[golfgalaxy]

who got that elastigirl ass

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

[punishedsjw]

[w0wls]

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

[onlyblackgirl]

“Skin works different”

[lcuigi]

Wattpad fics be like;

I was asleep and my mom ran into my room, packing my clothes for me in my Aeropostale suitcase “Mom what are you doing” She looked at me and sighed, putting her cigarette out on her hand “They are here” I was confused, I rolled out my light purple stripped comforter and ruffled my long thick blonde hair with brown streaks in it “Who are” “Your new owners.” This is the story of how one direction bought me

[feministism]

[childhoodruiner]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE CATS

[paxamericana]

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[doritosandavocados]

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

[weppy]

[depsidase]

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[shitpostbot5k]

[diarygirls]

why does chris hemsworth, the largest Chris, not simply eat the other three?

[penguinsledder]

OKAY SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW WE GOT FROM THIS

TO THIS

Are you freakin serious?!?! This is what the outfit looks like btw

The jeans are even kinda baggy at the shoe??? It’s more of a relaxed fit than skinny???

And she’s not really baring any skin??

Seriously she almost DIED fighting for her right to education and now she has the opportunity to study at Oxford and people are bashing her clothes 😒

[itsprinceoliveruniverse]

She’s a fucking adult who’s done more the past 5 years for equal rights and education than most will do in their entire life’s

[shadowshown]

If you bully Malala I will personally come to your house and break your arms.