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inebriatedhands started following you Got a suggest from the “suggested blog” thing and figured why not. So hi there. Maybe one day we can find out if the rest of you can drink or if it’s just your hands that get drunk :-P
firefoxflame started following you
the-soul-of-perseverance started following you
Huh.. another two. A pleasure to meet you both! Hang around a little, I’m sure we can have some good times. I’ve still got some things to learn but I think with time and heh.. well… perseverance. I’ll get to grips with it all. Just gotta keep fired up right?
She had seen meet a number of Sans before. The exciting aspect was that each universe’s Sans had different traits and stories to share.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you too. My name is Elena.”
“I hope you don’t mind me asking, do you go by Sans or do you have a preferred name?”
“Elena huh? Pleasure to meet you.” He held out a hand to the girl with a wide grin. One human, twenty humans, one monster, twenty monsters. Meeting new friends was always somewhat exciting in his books. “Can call me Sans, or if you wanna talk to my Underground lot, can also refer to me as Humerus. Long story short some one got sarcastic on me once when I suggested I was sans a Human rather than Sans the skeleton. Said"Ain’t you humorous?” “ Fingers went into the air for the quotation marks at the words. “I turned around and simply stated. “I’m always Humerus.” The name stuck. I’ve been known as either ever since.
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Made it up top and figured I’d see what all the fuss was about. Besides, Paps is determined that I socialise some. I figured this was a good a place as any. This way I can follow his wishes without leaving the comfort of my bed ;)
Pft well welcome to the chaos that is the undernet. You’ve pretty much stepped into hell, but like, a good kind of hell. It’s full of memes and bullshit.
Your bro sounds like a cool guy; but I like your plan even better. Socializing without leaving bed? Man, relatable. Why leave bed when you can stay warm and cozy and still bullshit online?
My bro is pretty much the coolest guy you could meet. There might be others who are “cool” but in my eyes.. well yadda yadda yadda. You understand what I’m saying? And those are my thoughts precisely. You are on my wavelength it would seem. Have to say I’m enjoying my time on the surface so far. Everyone’s been so accommodating I can’t believe it. Oh right. Should probably actually introduce myself huh? Names Sans. Although some people in the underground started calling me Humerus once. I think they got fed up of my old joke about being Sans a human ;) So someone said with a droll voice “Aren’t you humorous?” Of course I had to respond with. “I’m always Humerus.” The name stuck. What’s your name?
how about... massage?
Kinks: :) or :( || Accepting
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#i wouldn't exactly call it a kink but like#a good massage can loosen you up in all the right ways if ya catch my drift#nsfw
If you’ve never had a massage as part of foreplay you’re missing out. That’s all I’ll tell you at present.
peaceey started following you Huh… nice to meet you. That’s a good name friend. It’s definitely a nice thing to have so I hope you’ll bring plenty this way too.
The pleasure is all mine dear; it’s wonderful to see somebody new here on the dash.
So what brings you to the undernet my dude?
Made it up top and figured I’d see what all the fuss was about. Besides, Paps is determined that I socialise some. I figured this was a good a place as any. This way I can follow his wishes without leaving the comfort of my bed ;)
firefoxflame started following you
the-soul-of-perseverance started following you
Huh.. another two. A pleasure to meet you both! Hang around a little, I’m sure we can have some good times. I’ve still got some things to learn but I think with time and heh.. well... perseverance. I’ll get to grips with it all. Just gotta keep fired up right?
peaceey started following you Huh... nice to meet you. That’s a good name friend. It’s definitely a nice thing to have so I hope you’ll bring plenty this way too.
Day 1
We made it. Don’t know how the kid did it but.. somehow.. throughout everything that happened. They got through the danger and the good times, and they broke the barrier. Took us all with ‘em. May the Gods bless ‘em. What will happen from here? Well... honestly? I’m not sure. Time will tell I guess. There’s a whole world for us to explore now. Paps is so excited. I’m kinda excited too truth be told. The world is immense, but... I think.. somehow... everything might just turn out ok from here. Couple nightmares sure, but nothing to the scale it used to be. Maybe now we can all get some well deserved rest. First goal? Take a nap in the sun. I wonder if I can bleach my bones pft.