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@aicsivas
ANDREI IOSIVAS was born on OCTOBER 15, 1999 in Tokyo, Japan. He’s a 26-YEAR-OLD professional NFL wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals and resides in Honolulu, Hawai'i & Cincinnati, Ohio. He identifies as HETEROSEXUAL and is currently SINGLE. You’ll find all connections below the cut.
WRITTEN BY AMINÉ, EST. 2023.
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Which of the NFL players is most likely to become the league slut?
Let's be real, I think they're all some sluts. And you also just know those guys are in there in the locker room having big orgies after a big win. But if you want me to be technical? Andrei is gonna be the biggest slut of them all. @aicsivas
𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 → 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐠.
Andrei: This is hella random, but I was out getting food the other night and overheard a couple of people debating about whether or not your fanbase is bigger in Mexico or the States. 😂 Andrei: It got me wondering. What's your take on this? Is one side actually stronger than the other?
My next role is something that I'm really proud of and that I hope it will resonate with everyone. It's been a long time coming and I want to make this my best one ever. It's all for my fans and for those who have supported me along the way in my journey. How's everyone's start of September going? Are there any big plans coming up for you that you're excited for? @sbhqstarters
What's this next role all about? Is it a movie or TV show? 'Cause I'm kinda looking for new stuff to watch, since the only shows I've been giving my time to lately is Love Island (which I fully blame my ex-girlfriend for), and then this one anime show called Chainsaw Man which is actually so fire. 10/10 would recommend.
if i don't get tickets to see oasis, i'm going to be rotting in my bed, hugging my definitely maybe vinyl and crying myself to sleep. i will not be reachable by phone, email, dm, message in a bottle or carrier pigeon. nothing will be able to fix this heartbreak. @sbhqstarters
Why wouldn't you get tickets to see Oasis, though? You're like a household name, bro. Can't you just show up uninvited wherever the fuck you want?
Joe: Like shit. 😂 What about you? You good? Joe: Dumb question, probably.
Andrei: Yeah, been a bit pissed and in my head since I got home. Just feel like we were too distracted.
sabrina: you could say that 😌 i would kick your ass for picking on my height again, but i appreciate that you took the time to listen to the album and actually like it. so, you're welcome for being spared. :) sabrina: i have! i feel like i'm constantly on the go, but i don't mind it. sabrina: sorry to hear about the loss today, btw.
Andrei: You can come kick my ass, anyway? It'll give you an excuse to come out here, which would possibly cheer me up from the fat L we suffered today. Unless you're too busy which is completely understandable. Andrei: Aye, that's sick, I'm super happy for you. Andrei: Yeah, no sweat. We kinda got a track record of looking like ass in the season-opening games, so I'm just banking on us getting our act together by hopefully week two or three. 😅
rudy: who even invented time? like who in their right mind sat there and went " yeah it feels like 2:47 pm right now ". WHAT??? no way. nah but i hope we do get to a season six. give me infinite seasons. be as long as greys anatomy. okay okay FINNEEEE. yes i will come say hi :))) rudy: second best, i'll let madelyn have first spot. this one time. i'm already here baaaabbyyyy. where are you? :///
Andrei: You high right now, bruh? 'Cause this sounds like a question only a hard-hitting edible could produce. 😂 I mean, I feel like shows that go on for too long just end up dragging, which I've actually heard a ton of people say about Grey's Anatomy since they're still going. Haven't seen it myself, though, so I guess I dunno the truth behind that. Andrei: A'ight, that's fair. It was hella dope getting to see you, though, man. 🤙🏽
aye, you're only older than me by a few months, don't play with me like that. you know i'm always gonna be around to help you out, bro. tee and i both wanna see you be your best self on the field and really succeed. you're well on your way to being one of the best. listen, i'm trying to get this deal done as quick as i can and hopefully it'll happen.
And those few months mean everything to me, bro. But if I'm being real, you do feel more like an older brother to me, so. I'll let you have this one. Well, the fact that y'all are two of the best receivers in the league definitely gives me a boost of confidence that I'll someday be of the same caliber as you guys. Not feeling my best after today's game, though, that's for sure. Feels like everything that could've gone wrong did.
so by almost marriage and nearly a decade of friendship, i'm a niners fan. but i have to say i found myself cheering for you boys during your game the other night. might have yelled at the tv a few times as if you guys could hear me.
@aicsivas
For real? During one of our preseason games? Damn, I’m honored. I know we didn't look too hot during those games, and I was going to say that we'll definitely be stepping our game up once the real season hits, but we're already off to a pretty rough start. Which I mean, is kinda on-brand for us during opening season, as much as I hate to say it. But here's hoping we pull it together in time for KC.
Andrei: How's that hamstring doing, bro? Wish we had you out there with us today. 🤦🏻♂️
Madelyn: He's starting to do more this year, which I'm very proud of him for. Madelyn: you're welcome :)))
Andrei: Go easy on the man today. 😅 Andrei: How's my lil' nieces doing, by the way? Andrei: You tryna play cupid or something?
Andrei: Heard someone's on top of the world right now after a certain album release. Congrats, shorty. I took a listen to it and safe to say, I can totally understand the hype now. It's a fire record. 🤙🏽 Andrei: You been doing a lot of celebrating?
Andrei: Well, that game was ass. How you feeling?
ANDREI IOSIVAS - BENGALS ROOKIE
sabrina: you're not wrong there, but i'm also a legend and i'm cute as fuck, so. :// flattery will get you everywhere, btw. sabrina: well, yes, because my height always seems to be a topic of conversation no matter who i'm talking to. i'm not mad about it, tho, if you're just gonna keep feeding me compliments. 😏 sabrina: that sounds like a plan to me. you'd think i would've learned a lot by now considering madelyn is one of my best friends and she's married to the quarterback, AND gave me the title of godmother to one of her kids, but... i don't know shit, i'm too busy paying attention to all the hot men on the field. :// sabrina: but have you earned my follow yet, tho? that is the question. 🤔
Andrei: I'm digging the confidence. It's hot. It'll get me everywhere, ay? Like where? 🤔 Andrei: Is it? It's probably because adults with a height of 4'11 are considered a rare breed or whatever they call it. You're rare as fuck, girl. Andrei: Honestly, I'm just impressed you were able to identify him as the quarterback. We just need to get you acquainted with all of the other offensive positions and then work our way to defense. 😂 Andrei: If that's the case, I suggest coming to one of our games this season and continuing this tradition of checking them out. You'll just need to give a special amount of attention to #80 'cause I hear he could be worth keeping an eye out for this season. 😎💪🏽 Andrei: Good question. You're the one who thinks I'm cute so you tell me, Sabrina.
Madelyn: I THINK THEY'RE FUNNY. when that big boy cuffing season snl song was a big audio there were edits all of him all over the place. he doesn't get it Madelyn: you're welcome :)
Andrei: Don't worry, he'll get there someday as long as he's got you to keep showing him the ropes. Andrei: Yeah, a "thank you" is definitely in order 'cause... Sabrina Carpenter? I'm speechless, I fear.
