Mermaid in disguise

Hella Cute

[porterr-robinson]

[upside-happenings]

I mean at least it was less upsetting than what I thought he was going to do.

[forbiddencronch]

NO

[sixpenceee]

Manukura is a white kiwi bird, the only known white kiwi in the world. She was born at the National Wildlife Centre Pukaha, in New Zealand. 

[tiarasnteakettles]

My belief is that anyone can be a princess. 

And while I can’t turn everyone into a princess myself - this holiday season, one lucky human is going to have a fairytale ending to their year - once upon a December! The winner will receive the iconic faberge-inspired music box and necklace from the animated film Anastasia!

Did I mention the winner gets Anya’s gorgeous kokoshnik style tiara as well? 

Well guess what - they do! 

                     ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　Rules　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

♔ Simply reblog this post to enter!

♔ Ends on December 15th, 2019 at 11:00PM EST!

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[moonblossom]

Winning something shiny would be a lovely way to end this year 😍

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

[tainbocuailnge]

death of a bachelor is a good song

[tainbocuailnge]

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag

[letmebegaytodd]

Pickman: eheheheehe, you found me, doing my evil deeds >:)

Sole:

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[solaniar]

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

[becausebirds]

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

[suddenlycomics]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

[makomoriz]

John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019

[witcherson]

[boyplushie]

[lawbreaker13]

Aight cool someone finally said it

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[nudibranchparty]

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

[bpdgoner]

me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better!

me 2 minutes later:

[skinnykookies]

Why is this so funny

[hanaenas]

I wanna buy the piss looking PS4 controller with a baby trapped inside 😩😩

[hanaenas]

ugly it serves looks

[memewhore]

[bidoctor]

My concern is…

[straydogsandsaranghaes]

#the hot dad vibes coming off olyphant on this show are like radioactive and lethal#the way he honestly genuinely adores his undead flesh-eating wife is also a thing of beauty#like if gomez addams was a slightly anxious loose-hipped white guy#who’s honestly just trying his best with a trying situation of ongoing zombie-ism#but really just loves his wife more than anything else#also i’m so glad he didn’t come off a decade of deadwood and justified and get stuck in a ‘srs violent man’ rut#but went full comedy instead and honestly seems like he’s having the time of his life#santa clarita diet #gif

[betelgeusing]

#the audacity of timothy olyphant to be funny in this show while looking like breakfast lunch and dinner is staggering

[infinityuserboxes]

[4444555666777888999]

Ur damn right

[swirlymind]

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue

[midnightmurdershow]

The Cell (2000) Directed by Tarsem Singh

[inkskinned]

but you see her on instagram and it was never really said that you guys aren’t friends but one day she stopped answering and you stopped texting and it’s not like the wound is a cavern but it is a diagram of what if in red letters. you want to tell her nice lipstick that’s a good color but the last time you spoke it was stilted and awkward 

how do you say goodbye, you know? it’s not an unfriend and block kind of situation. but you watch the people you once loved go on and have a life and you’re outside of it. and it’s bittersweet because of course it’s okay that you’re both thriving. but she used to be who you’d call if you needed to cry. she used to be who’d you’d be binge watching the new series with. you used to be hers, in a way, even if that way wasn’t permanent. and now she’s someone else and so are you and your friendship is clicking heart shapes next to pictures where she smiles next to people you’ve never met. you know where her birthmark is. she knows where you’ve buried your dead.

the poets and the singers and the authors write about romantic love when it ends. but nobody tells you how to get over a friend.