aidan tyler

Hey, my names Aidan Tyler, I'm 23 and I live in an apartment with my wife, Nicole, and my little sister Mackenzie. I have a son named Ryan with one of my best friends and he's the coolest baby ever. I'm from Canada but I moved to California a few years back. I'm a second grade teacher at Los Feliz Elementary school and a graduate student at UCLA.

[aidantyler]

@aidantyler This little dude decided to take a nap with me today. (via instagram)

[the-andrewkennedy]

Good lad. Now, tell me more about this niece of mine.

[aidantyler]

Well, her name is officially going to be Kylie Annabeth Tyler, her middle name is after my best friend. Nic is four months along and Kylie just started kicking the other day, which is really cool.

[the-andrewkennedy]

We’ll see… fingers crossed. I do hope you’re taking care of Nicole… and if you ever need it, don’t be afraid to come to me if you’re tight on cash.

[aidantyler]

I - of course, I'm always gonna take care of Nicole. Thanks, Andrew... I'll um... I'll keep that in mind, promise.

[the-andrewkennedy]

Don’t count on it, as they say.

[aidantyler]

Well... I'm uh, hoping for the best then, you know, with you not getting shot and all that.

[the-andrewkennedy]

I’m a criminal defense lawyer. Sometimes, people aren’t happy with the result. Luckily, Noah’s had me on retainer so… things aren’t as bad as they could be.

[aidantyler]

Oh, that's cool. Well, I'm glad things aren't as bad as they could be. Hopefully the whole shooting thing will stop soon...

[the-andrewkennedy]

Comes with the job. That’s cool… what grade? Kindergarten, I hope. Five and six year olds are not as likely to hit on you.

[aidantyler]

I thought you were in like... business. I mean, that's what Nicole told me at least. Not quite kindergarten, but it's second grade so that's close. I'd really hope that no children would hit on me... that would just be really creepy.

[the-andrewkennedy]

Nothing I’m not used to. Anything else you’d care to share, wonder boy?

[aidantyler]

You're used to that stuff? Um, well I can't say that I've had as interesting of a summer... but I started my new job as a teacher and that's cool and stuff.

[the-andrewkennedy]

Girls, plural. They were the daughters of some… cartel leader or something. Apparently, they were all engaged to the higher ups in the cartel and he, he being the leader, promised they’d be virgins on their wedding night. I had a foursome… and… he caught me with my pants down around my ankles. You can tell her but only if you want to be neutered, wonder boy.

[aidantyler]

I - wow. That's... that's really serious, I'm glad that you got out of there and stuff. At least on the uh bright side you got to have a foursome? Not many can say that... Okay so I definitely won't tell her then.

[aidantyler]

Hey!

[mrsnicoletyler-deactivated20161]

I really hope so… I just… I get nervous sometimes about that. You’re so used to the whole taking care of kids thing, I mean, it’s your job… I know I help out with Ryan when he’s with us but I’m still so nervous.

Aidan Matthew Tyler, get me my food, now.

[aidantyler]

Nicole, how many times have I told you not to be nervous? You're gonna be an amazing mom, I know it. Everything is gonna be okay. I'm gonna have a few weeks off work and we're gonna get through all this together.

Yes, okay, I'll do that then.

[the-andrewkennedy]

Quite well… until I got shot a second time. Apparently, I slept with the wrong girls and somebody had already staked their claim on them. Oops.

[aidantyler]

Shot? Over a girl? Wow... she must have definitely been with the wrong people. Glad you're okay though. Should I uh, not tell Nicole about the whole getting shot thing?

[aidantyler]

Hey!

[mrsnicoletyler-deactivated20161]

That’s true. You’re a very good dad, Aidan.

Can you get me ice cream and french fries and a Whopper, please? Oh and you should get me some Chinese food too. I’m really hungry.

[aidantyler]

Thanks, babe. You're gonna be an amazing mom.

I um... sure? I know it's pregnancy cravings and stuff but.... are you sure you want all that food like... together?

[the-andrewkennedy]

I’ve been better and I’d ask how you were doing but judging by the size of my sister, I’d have to imagine you’re doing quite well.

[aidantyler]

Oh well um... I mean, I am doing well, you know, excited for the baby and stuff. How was your summer?

[aidantyler]

Hey!

[mrsnicoletyler-deactivated20161]

But you will feed him healthy stuff too. And Kylie. We need to make sure they have good eating habits too!

These damn pregnancy hormones are making me want to cry.

[aidantyler]

I know, I know. I did that for Kenzie, right? You don't have to worry about Ryan or Kylie.

Babe you can cry over whatever you feel like crying over if you need to.

[the-andrewkennedy]

Oh… it’s you.

[aidantyler]

Uh... yeah - hi. How've you been?

[the-andrewkennedy]

So… what have I missed, now? Don’t everybody jump at once.

[aidantyler]

Hey, nice to see you're back!

[aidantyler]

Hey!

[mrsnicoletyler-deactivated20161]

… I guess that’s a little true but I’m still nervous about - you know what? Let’s not talk about it because I really don’t want to focus on the whole giving birth thing right now. Well that’s why Ryan’s lucky he has you to give him good food as he gets older!

You like it!? I love that. Kylie Annabeth Tyler. Aidan… we just named our daughter!

[aidantyler]

Yeah, I'm sure we can go a little bit longer without talking about it. He's definitely lucky that I'm going to expose him to actual good food and not only healthy stuff...

I really like it, baby. Whoa... we did! We named our daughter!

[aidantyler]

Hey!

[mrsnicoletyler-deactivated20161]

I’ve already heard Charlotte’s horror story of giving birth to him, I’m still bracing myself for that day but at least I have a few months.

Well… I don’t know if you’ll like it, but I’ve kind of been referring to her as Kylie in my head. I just really love that name. It’s okay if you don’t though, there are plenty of other amazing names.

[aidantyler]

Charlotte is also one of the most dramatic people that I know. I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't painful for her, I was there, but I think she also overreacts a lot. She doesn't even want Ryan to have Wendy's! I have to take him on secret co-op covert missions.

Kylie? Hm. Nic, if you like it then I like it. I can totally see that as her name. I just... how would you feel about her middle name being Annabeth?