how long will it take for you to realize elliot is not the one?
Who cares about the “one” right now? I’m just having fun, and Elliot is really cool.
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@aidenxmontgomery
how long will it take for you to realize elliot is not the one?
Who cares about the “one” right now? I’m just having fun, and Elliot is really cool.
remyjoneswwhq replied to your post: you're so hot, it's uncomfortable.
seriously chill out on your hotness
Not on your life, Rems.
when's the last time you got laid?
Two....two or three days ago.
you're so hot, it's uncomfortable.
I’m pretty comfortable with it.
Did you fall from heaven? -Jax
I think I’ve heard that line before. It works much better in person.
elliotjamesww:
I.. don’t know. There is a strip club called leggs.
You wanna go?
Did you fall from heaven? -Jax
I think I’ve heard that line before. It works much better in person.
elliotjamesww:
Did you fall from heaven?
sex heaven. lol.
If there is a sex heaven that’s where I’m headed.
erencree-sir:
“Not in the tea shops, but I’ve been known to put whiskey or Bailey’s in it depending on the flavor after a stressful day. My colleague, Alex, can confirm.” He chuckled, amused by the other’s comments. “I try my best to stand out… well, most times. It can get straining after a while, so then I stay home and decompress.”
"Whiskey in anything is something I can get behind," Aiden said, an easy grin curling over his lips, and he lifted his glass in a bit of a toast. "I think you're doing it pretty well. Standing out and not standing out at the same time. It's a weird balance, but I dig it," Aiden said. "I kind of know what you mean though. When I'm working, I'm in charge and it's just...nice to not be in charge of everything sometimes."
Did you fall from heaven? -Jax
I think I’ve heard that line before. It works much better in person.
elliotjamesww:
Elliot stepped on the step and pretty much feel into his truck since that was the only way to get in. He slid up off the floor into his seat. He grabbed the belt and pulled it over his chest. He clicked it in place. “Whoa, this truck is legit.” He said. “It’s like great. ” He laughed running his hands over the dash board, pretending he knew anything about cars other than how much a oil change was.
He chucked a little at his words. “Trouble, oh, all kinds of trouble. Yeah. "He hoped he didn’t mean like law breaking trouble, he wasn’t going to go steal anything or murder someone. he looked over at Aiden, even in the dark he was ridiculously handsome.”So, where are we going?”
Aiden didn't want to laugh when Elliot more or less fell his way into the truck, but he found it really hard to not. He reached in and did his best to help him, chuckling as he did. "Yeah, thanks," he said. "I don't think anyone has made such a stylish entrance before either," he added, grinning as he closed the passenger side door and got behind the driver's seat.
"Well, I was going to start with the bar downtown. Very mild kinds of trouble to start with," he said, having seen the slightly concerned look that passed over Elliot's face. "But after that? Who knows?" Aiden winked, just to see if it would get another rise out of Elliot as he kicked the truck into gear.
elliotjamesww:
He changed really fast and combed his hair. He took a tiny bit longer to meet up with Aiden. He even bought a toothbruch and toothpaste to brush his teeth really fast and a different shirt from the guy section to look hip. As hip as he could in wal mart wear. This guy was way too hot for him, but he was going to hang out with him anyway.
He laughed a little too loud, he put his hands on his waist. God, he should lay off the donuts. He felt sexy and fit at wal mart until he was up close to this guy. “No, I can let loose.” He said about going out tonight. He smiled widely when he touched his lower back. He walked out to his car , it was like an old 2003 jeep wrangler. He could only imagine aiden drove something nicer. “This is me… it’s kinda a mess inside. Maybe we should take your vehicle?” He knew there was a mcdonald wrapper and bag in the front seat.
Aiden would be the first one to admit that guys like Elliot weren't his usual type. There was something a little unkempt about him, a little extra weight around the middle then the usual modeling ready types he went for. And if this had been any other day under any other circumstance, Aiden probably wouldn't have even looked his way.
But for now, he was weirdly charmed by the guy's general awkward air, and the fact that he seemed about to fall over himself every time Aiden smiled at him. It was all strangely compelling. He laughed a little as they walked out towards the parking lot. "I don't know if mine is much better, but yeah, we can take my truck," he said, leading Elliot to a much newer vehicle, a luxury pickup truck he'd picked up in the last year. "I think I moved the tool box out of the passenger seat though," he said, unlocking it and pulling the passenger door open for Elliot. "Need help getting up there?" he asked and offered a hand, knowing that climbing up into his truck took a little bit of work. "I'm eager to see what kind of trouble you're capable of getting up to," he added with a wink.
lol, people obsessed with you and aiden. i think you guys are adorable, take it slow! it's worth it i promise.
Thank you. I will pass this message along to Aiden too. I wish it could be slow. I do.. but we will see. Things around Aiden move very fast.. it’s hard not to like him and all he has to offer.
@aidenxmontgomery
Slow is for old people. Fast and hard sounds more like it.
You can get way hotter than wal mart boy.
Hot isn’t everything, for one, and he’s totally way hotter than he acts.
remyjoneswwhq replied to your audio post: @elliotjamesww Your new theme song?
you two get a room.
Jealous.
How fast are you gonna jizz yourself when Aiden kisses you?
What? Why would you want to know the answer to this.. probably really fast, but why?
remyjoneswwhq:
Yeah, dude. It’ll be super not cool and you will leave disappointed. Let’s go ahead and get that out in the open.
I’m so glad we had this conversation.
Who said I had to be disappointed? Just because you come too early doesn’t mean I have to.
what do you think of mister wal mart manager?
I think he’s an adorable klutz and very doable.
elliotjamesww:
With our mouths? Together? should I turn the lights off?
How else do you think we’re gonna make out?