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Doyoung: so, breakfast in bed is luxurious?

Doyoung: but when i had my breakfast, lunch, and dinner in bed it suddenly depression??

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Jaehyun: hey wyd?

Taeyong: laying on my bed, listening to music

Jaehyun: nice, what kind?

Taeyong: memory foam latex

Jaehyun: not your bed, your favorite artist

Taeyong: oh, probably VanGogh?

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Doyoung: Yuta should work in politics

Johnny: why?

Doyoung: he got a nice hair and good at lying

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Johnny: tequila might not solve your life problems

Johnny: but its worth a shot ;)

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Doyoung: who pour ketchup on groceries list???

Yuta: Taeyong told me to put ketchup on the list

Doyoung:

Yuta: oh maybe he meant was to write it down?

Doyoung:

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Johnny: describe your ideal partner!

Jaehyun: someone cool, mysterious with sharp gaze

Taeyong, talking to his fish pets in tiny voice and boba eyes.

Jaehyun: (pointing at Taeyong) i want that one

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Haechan: (sigh) oh my God, you again!?

Mark: this is my house and you’re standing in front of my door

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Jaehyun: *buys a sports car*

Johnny: trying to impress Taeyong with vehicles?

Johnny: better if it’s a food truck

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Kun: do you really sell happy meal here?

McDonalds employee: yes, sir.

Kun: can i have one without the meal?

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Jaemin: jisung is sad, cheer him up!

Chenle: sorry, I’m not good at emotion

Jaemin: which emotion?

Chenle: all of them

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Kun: what do you call annoying the hell of people?

Yangyang: a hobby

Kun:

Yangyang: ..that i do not engage!

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Doctor: you’re losing blood, what’s your type?

Jeno: someone kind, caring—

Doctor: your blood type

Jeno: oh

Jeno: I don’t know

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Taeil: what should we gave to Taeyong for his birthday?

Johnny: a therapy

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Ten: i wanna divorce

Johnny: we’re not even married?

Ten: yeah. And whOSE FAULT IS THAT??

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Renjun: i need some space

Haechan:

Haechan: are you breaking up with me?

Renjun: no. I’m falling off the bed. Scoot over!

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Shotaro: my kink is when people care about my feelings

Yuta: unrealistic. Just settle for choking or daddy like normal people

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Taeyong: must you always attack me with words??

Doyoung: you want me to use rocks??