#nct incorrect texts

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Yangyang: I got a string in my pocket.

Taeyong: Thats great sweetie.

Yangyang: Kun makes me sleep outside in the rain if I dont eat all my food.

Taeyong: He what?

Yangyang: Yeah, im not allowed inside if i dont. thats why im over here.

*at wayvs dorm*

Kun: What do you mean youre getting custody of yangyang?

Taeyong: He said you made him sleep in the rain.

Kun: He set the kitchen on fire we were all in the rain if you want him keep him. Take these two while you're at it im going to Aruba.

Xiaojun: Can we get McDonald's?

Hendery: Can i share a room with Johnny he was teaching me to make fireworks.

Taeyong: Kun doesn't realize ive been trying to get you three from day one.

*on a plane*

Kun: I know and he'll regret it soon enough.

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Mark: Johnny why are you carrying Sakuya in a baby harness?

Johnny: He's a baby.

Mark: Okay but why are you carrying him?

Johnny: He's my baby.

Mark: Where did you even get that harness?

Johnny: You're asking too many questions, I have to take him shopping.

Haechan: *in a corner* I used to be his baby

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Jaehyun: *sliding down the wall crying* It should have been meeeeeeeeeeee.

Jungwoo: At least she isn't at the mall with my daddy anymore. They never took me.

Johnny: I was exactly where i was supposed be at those malls with her. But she'll come back. She knows where home is.

Jaehyun: I'm going to Challenge Clay to a duel for Megan's honor.

Johnny: Jaehyun put the sword down. We've talked about this.

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Renjun: I realized I have a lot of pent up anger.

Jeno: You're just realizing that now?

Jaemin: You're just an aries it's okay.

Renjun: I've decided to start biting people to release my anger.

Chenle: That's what I do. It's fun. Jisung get over here.

Jisung: No not again.

Jaemin: You can bite me renjun.

Renjun: Nevemind you're too into it. I'm gonna go smack haechan.

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Ten: Yangyang, it's your turn for karaoke.

Kun: What are you going to do? Remember, this is in front of the whole company.

Yangyang: It's just a Bruno Mars song.

Kun: Oh, okay.

Yangyang: *on stage* Fat, Juicy and Wet.

Kun: Oh no.

Yangyang: I don't even gang bang. Pussy so good, made me throw up a set.

Kun: Ten, go get him.

Ten: *to Yunho and Changmin* Yep, that's my son I'm so proud of him.

Yangyang: That good kitty kitty, good kitty kitty, make it my pet. Pretty pussy, type of pussy. You ain't never gon' forget.

Kun: I don't know why I expected more from him.

Yangyang: Fat, Juicy and Wet.

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Jungwoo: You're talking to Jaehyun tell him that mama misses him.

Johnny: Your mom?

Jungwoo: No me, I'm mama.

Johnny: What do you mean?

Jungwoo: He'll understand.

Johnny: Okay.....Jaehyun Jungwoo says mama misses you.

Jaehyun: Tell him his son misses him too. And I miss when mama would wash my feet for me when I ask.

Johnny: I don't know what the hell is going on and you know I hate the feet stuff. I'm done talking to you.

Jungwoo: What he say?

Johnny: Jungwoo, I want you to stay away from him.

Jungwoo: But he's my son.

Johnny: We'll find you new son who doesn't have a foot thing going on.

Jungwoo: Yuta.

Johnny: Yeah sure Yuta's a good kind of weird.

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Doyoung: Why did you buy jungwoo that lambchop doll.

Johnny: He asked for it. I let him get one toy and one treat when we go to the store.

Doyoung: Its a dog toy that squeaks.

Jungwoo: I dog.

Doyoung: We've been through this Jungwoo.

Jungwoo: Arf.

Doyoung: The treat he wanted was a dog treat wasn't it.

Johnny: It always is.

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Johnny: What are you kids doing?

Renjun: I'm teaching them to protect themselves.

Ryo: He gave us knives

Sakuya: He said to always claim self-defense.

Renjun: It's the best way to beat the law.

Johnny: Renjun, keep up the good work. Just give them pocket knives it's more believable than a kitchen knife.

Renjun: Then I have to teach them how to go for the neck.

Johnny: They're in good hands with you.