[madderhatter]

a big win for democracy

[cockasus-deactivated-deactivate]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[doggosource]

[godsillence-deactivated20220502]

[poqu]

kirby going pit pat

[mzthuggr]

[memewhore]

[fousheezy]

License plate “jizz lord”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animations-daily]

SNOOPY, COME HOME dir. Bill Melendez

[maxbytes]

we were so right when we invented the concept of friendship bracelets and wedding bands and the like. just matchy stuff in general. to feel this piece of jewelry on your skin and to fidget with it, a physical reminder of your connection with this other person who’s so important to you. to know they’re also wearing the other half of the pair, or group of 3 or more, because they love you too…

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[everythingcanadian]

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

[2samuel1427]

[caffeinatedopossum]

"Do these symptoms interfere with your daily activities?"

Bitch these symptoms ARE my daily activities wym

[camilicy]

My s/o is British and has all knowledge of paddington, who is actually Peruvian which is what I am 🇵🇪💗

[cctinsleybaxter]

forget baby fever, the perceived need to grab any piece of free furniture you see in your 20s is unreal

[valtsv]

babygirl you're so full of yourself an ouroboros would be jealous

[valtsv]

[maruti-bitamin]

cat in fish’s clothing