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I'll take a slice of pizza....and CHEW IT!

Me: Kurapika! You get down from there this instant! Kurapika:

Me: Kurapika Did you bring your work safe non slip shoes? Kurapika: No

Me: Kurapika you have to or else you'll slip

Kurapika: Tch...leave me alone

*Kurapika after hitting a single inch of cold grease on the floor*

Me: Kurapika watch out those dastardly trick or treaters are throwing their king sized chocolate bars at your head! My roommate Kurapika:

Me: Hey Kurapika can you throw this spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks

My roommate Kurapika:

Kurapika get the spider its on the floor stomp it!!

Me: KURAPIKA THERES A SPIDER ON YOU!!!

Kurapika: WHERE WHERE WHERE

Kurapika: Oh wow it's really chilly out good thing I have a jacket

Me: Kurapika it's getting so hot out ahhh the temperature is rising Kurapika: Oh wow you're right hold on

Okay now I'm ready

Kurapika....dance!

Me: Ahahaha Oh my gosh tonight was sooooo fun I loved every second of it Cunty Girl- OH my GOD, there is a NASTY BUG flying in the sky

Cunty Girl: Relax I'll handle it

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