This looks like a happy place!

🪰George 🐾 23 🔞 He 🧸

[grox]

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[throwbackposts]

Missy Elliott - The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) (1997)

Destiny's Child - No, No, No Pt. 2 (1997)

[mongrel-architect]

More ‘Gotts

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this ant by RafaelGlassArt!

[rogdona]

[succubuschic]

master shake dying or being miserable montage

[bobbole]

Yevgeny Charushin, Snow Leopard

[maykitz]

customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

[trunk--slamchest]

Books are rapidly becoming fast fashion for the most annoying girls in the world, and it is your part to make fun of them. If someone approaches you talking about books, and they hold up some romanceslop paperback about matcha cafes, you should shoot them in the face. Do not stand for the continued death of literature, force them to read a book with some substance to it. The only way we crawl out of the hole dug by more annoying people who have made reading literature a quirky hobby versus a mainstay entertainment medium is by reintroducing people to literature, in the same way the Department of Natural Resources will drop fish into a lake. Kill all of the "Asian Carp" (booktok slop) and replace it with 5 bazillion shitty 1970's paperbacks. Sure you might scare someone by opening up a conversation with J. G. Ballard, but it's a necessary evil in this time where someone might hand you an AO3 fanfic with a book jacket and tell you its "literature".

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[thunderstruck9]

Heikki Marila (Finnish, b. 1966), Ristillä [On the Cross], 2015. Oil on canvas, 250 x 220 cm.

[ammnontet]

i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else's comics before in my entire life.

[grox]

I need to chew my food but I can't because I liked that The Croods meme a lot last year and ground my teeth to the beat and never stopped and even now just thinking about it I'm having trouble resisting like I'm biting my to gue rn so I dont do it

[grox]

I dreamt last night that everything at work was fucked over my weekend I clock back in and randomly without telling me we only make burritos instead of pizzas but we keep the conveyor belt pizza oven and that's our signature twist, we bake them, and our signature burrito was a 14" tortilla with scrambled eggs a log of raw tuna sashimi and a bunch of baby spinach leaves that we sold with a combination of Surfer and Gorilla branding, I had to make a bunch of them right off the bat and for some reason I was just like I don't wanna do this I'll just fold it like a taco for now and then when its out I'll tuck it into a burrito, it comes out the oven and it's rock solid, golden brown almost red, and there's a fish hesd sticking out to symbolize I fucked up so I start trying to fold it in but of ourse its a burnt tortilla full of hot spinach egg and fish water so it turns into dust as I touch it and boiling shit spills oit everywhere and I start freaking out and decide to maybe toss it and make a new one quickly but before I can my boss like my real boss like the boss that everyone IRL locks in to encounter comes up from behind me puts his hand on my shoulder and is like. George. George. Come here man.. Walk with me. So I do and he's like.... Look. I like you. I like your style. I like the way you move. I don't wanna fire you. But if you can't fold a burrito.. I'm gonna have to. So I instantly I'm just like I'M SORRY OKAY PLEASE Listen yo m3 olease I- I worked at a burrito place for a year I have experience I'm just- I just I just thought like, I don't know I'm so sorry I'm a bit rusty please just give me one more chance I'll get it right. So he grunts, and hands me anotger gisnt tortilla then leaves and literally instantly without thinking I just take a bite of the tortilla. and I cant toss it cause he's lurking, I cant use it cause the customer will see, and I cant trim it off cause it's a loaded burrito we need the full 14 inches. And it wasnt even good tasting cause it was room temp and a bit chewy and stiff. I need to warm it up but the oven is busy so I'm just roaming around looking for a warm place, and my boss comes around and sees me, and he's like, what are you doing? And I' like, I need to warm this tortilla uo befotr I can use it. What temp do you need? I'll do 500° for 15 seconds. Hmm... Try 84° for three hours. Then he takes it from me and puts it high on a shelf that I can't reach anf walks away which made me just give up

[reachyoutomorrow]