AI Muscle Dump

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Happy New Year

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hey doc! oh examining my chest, okay?!?

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oh wait! I was told to come here to have my blood taken. What are you doing ... and why did I need to strip down to my undies?

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not much available for this guy to model that could possibly fit

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uh yeah, I've got a mean itch right in the middle of my upper back. OH YEAH right there, thanks a lot!

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yes it's true, I'm quite a bit bigger than you but you are in great condition, just look at your killer eight-pack dude

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this is the life man, getting paid more than a year's salary to lift weights and hang out in paradise for eight days, just have to ignore the pervy little old guy that paid us

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that is true, I'm heavier than I've ever been but I'm in off-season shape at the moment, see all this fat?

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if you say so? I mean you just slathered me from neck to toe with a generous amount of sunscreen seven minutes ago

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hahaha, did you see how pissed that dude got when he caught his girlfriend ogling us?

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sure enough feel these uber pumped pecs, I don't guess it's too weird for my sister's husband to want to feel my astounding chest

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I know! What are the odds that you and I are the only two guests in the whole resort?

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yep, I saw him almost trip over his own two feet, but hey, it's not everyday you see a man with this much dense muscle mass lounging at the hotel pool.

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Damn! You would think they would put some mansized seats in a luxury private jet.

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That's right ma'am, I did win the competition, hands down. As the flight attendant, I'm surprised you didn't know this private plane is reserved for the champion's trip home.

Oh sure, go ahead and feel any muscle you want, I guarantee it will be the thickest most dense mass of meat you'll ever lay your pretty little hands on.

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NO! I look like a douche, go ahead and cut the top down to about 1/3 inch long.

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good brutal match baldy! ... but once again, I bested you. better luck next time!