I blame society.

Love is dead, Instead you'd rather give head ★

[aintnobodyfuckingwithme]

Cameron Monaghan

[aintnobodyfuckingwithme]

Joshina Duhamel

[solisseblog]

[officialstarscream]

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

[mibunookami-blog]

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

[haedia]

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

[crunchbuttsteak]

oh my god

[babelady]

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

[radclxb]

[monmondefou]

[ewrewrewrew-deactivated20190930]

[baesment]

Brand New - Jesus Christ (x)

[dash-wilders]

[arielvs]

[aintnobodyfuckingwithme]

בא לי לישון בעיקרון

[awwww-cute]

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

[pigolio]

[galacticgateau]

love and support and celebrate fat girls who don’t have a booty or like in general fat girls with the fat in places that never get celebrated p l e a s e for the love of everything that is good in this world

like let’s not pretend curvy is a synonym for fat curvy is literally just this one specific socially acceptable way to be fat and I am getting increasingly frustrated about it

[annabelletegan-blog]

[whateveriamsad]

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

[nine-run-run-deactivated2015090]

this movie is everything

[now-do-it]

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.”

[healthi-fit]

WAIT WHAT MOVIE IS THSI

[superpunch2]

[have--not-deactivated20160117]

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

[cardcaptorr]

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”