~*~galactic gâteau~*~*~

Have been using this website since 2010 and starting again lmaoooo Kate, 31, she/her 🩷💜💙

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[aueua]

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

“Who yells?” Is unquestionably the best broad city line i think about it every time someone raises their voice even slightly

[galacticgateau]

I need to stop getting emotionally invested in run down $15-$30 mid century furniture on fb marketplace that flippers keep snatching from under me lol

[galacticgateau]

you basically have to have no job and scroll fb marketplace constantly I guess 😭

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[galacticgateau]

I need to stop getting emotionally invested in run down $15-$30 mid century furniture on fb marketplace that flippers keep snatching from under me lol

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[galacticgateau]

I am also on first name basis with ikea raskog

[galacticgateau]

I "love" my ikea raskog carts but they are literally just junk drawers on wheels lmao I can't keep them organized to save my life so they are just rolling piles of chaos

mine look nice and not like falling apart trash though

[galacticgateau]

the audacity of fb marketplace sellers is WILD lmao.... girl this thing is deceased, you killed it! and I guarantee she literally bought it for $25 brand new if not less because she states she got it 20 years ago. you got your 20 years worth, move on!!!

put that shit on the side of the road and let someone grab it for free bro!!!!

[galacticgateau]

the dwarf date post actually got 26k in 2016 and I never noticed until now because my art blog is THAT dead lmfao

[kateswann]

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[galacticgateau]

I spent the past several days feeling like I had a blister on the bottom of my foot but I never looked too hard at it because I figured it would go away by itself....

just was sitting in my chair criss cross applesauce and I finally looked down and there was a HAIR... UNDER MY SKIN........ one end was sticking out enough to yank it out but I was shocked at how much it hurt to pull out and unfortunately I'm being haunted by the sensation

the relief was immediate though now I can walk without it hurting at ALL

[foodforthot]

did trilobites walked among flowering plants

[foodforthot]

life could be dream…

[hyperdemona]

They were biramous bottom-feeding arthropods who could only breathe underway, so no, dumbasses

[mysterycat-official]

i asked them and they said thats not true and they love flowering plants

[galacticgateau]

Just saw the phrase "vertical drama" which I assume is like a drama specifically recorded for viewing on your phone???? Lol I hate watching videos on my phone and it's like walking over hot coals to even make myself watch (with sound) like 15 second clips my friends send me... are there whole shows formatted for the phone lifestyle 💀