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“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
Rocket directed an unfocused glare at his friend and stumbled a little, holding out his arms to keep himself balanced. “’M fine,” he slurred. “Jus’...jus’ worry about yourself, Quill. There’s two of you, for crap’s sake...”
Dear Santa,
Okay, so I don’t know a lot about this. Basically I only know what Quill told me and honestly? I tend to zone out when he starts getting all nostalgiafied and talking about Terra and how things work there. But then he starts talking about this one guy who has claws and magic beasts with giant horns, and he flies around the whole planet in one night and gives people stuff they ask for as long as they write him a letter and I’m thinking...that sounds kinda cool, right?
So. Santa seriously where do you people get these names..? Basically, what I want is whatever you got that makes you fly around an entire planet in one night. Cos that sounds like it could be friggin’ awesome. And also, I want a new gun. Anything will do, just so long as it automatically looks cooler than Quill’s. That’s what’s important. Also also I want for the others to just occasionally admit I’m right about stuff and thank me for saving their asses all the time. I don’t need a lot of gratitude, but some would be nice once in a while, yeah?
And if you happen to see any prosthetic limbs lying around anywhere, I want them as well.
OOC
((So after having been without internet for a long-ass while, I’m finally back up and running. Since it turns out I got more followers while I was inactive than ever before (go figure), I’m gonna go through you new guys first with regards to potential following back, and then I’m gonna go through my inbox and whatever drafts I had stored when I last logged in. Work work work...
Just as a warning, I’ve had a quick look at my activity feed and it’s gone insane. Which may mean I’ve probably lost replies. So feel free to message me if I owe you.))
Do it.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Send “💦” to fling my muse into a pool
Send “💦” to fling my muse into a pool
various starters
❛ you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep. ❜
❛ hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice. ❜
❛ never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive. ❜
❛ death is the only god that comes when you call. ❜
❛ I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me. ❜
❛ the sun will rise and we will try again. ❜
❛ we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes. ❜
❛ I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating. ❜
❛ what doesn’t kill me better run. ❜
❛ she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword. ❜
❛ don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying. ❜
❛ she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening. ❜
❛ magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is. ❜
❛ I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down. ❜
❛ they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws. ❜
❛ all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red. ❜
❛ what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself. ❜
❛ how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch. ❜
❛ you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you. ❜
❛ I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire. ❜
❛ you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now. ❜
❛ you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous. ❜
❛ she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin. ❜
❛ it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave. ❜
❛ she looks like divine absolution. ❜
❛ I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget. ❜
❛ be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten. ❜
❛ you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself. ❜
❛ I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for. ❜
❛ never run back to what broke you. ❜
❛ I was quite, but not blind. ❜
❛ your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch. ❜
❛ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry. ❜
❛ do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on. ❜
❛ I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut. ❜
❛ you can miss something but not want it back. ❜
❛ you can’t save people, you can only love them. ❜
❛ I came, I saw, I made it awkward. ❜
❛ we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like. ❜
❛ you’re always one decision away from a different life. ❜
❛ my brain has too many tabs open. ❜
❛ I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people. ❜
❛ there’s no ‘we’ in fries. ❜
❛ apology accepted, trust denied. ❜
❛ death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now. ❜
❛ life happens. coffee helps. ❜
❛ I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s. ❜
❛ I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony. ❜
❛ very early in my life it was already too late. ❜
❛ is that a threat or are you flirting with me. ❜
❛ was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives? ❜
❛ I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand. ❜
❛ I do bad things, and I do them very well. ❜
❛ you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted. ❜
❛ they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you. ❜
❛ drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart. ❜
❛ good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught. ❜
❛ a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart. ❜
❛ no airbag, we die like men. ❜
❛ true evil is, above all, seductive. ❜
❛ it takes more courage to suffer than to die. ❜
❛ you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once. ❜
❛ justice is vengeance in prettier packaging. ❜
a bunch of starters from spiderman: homecoming trailers
"This is the coolest thing I've ever seen."
"This is the greatest day of my life!"
"Who's that new guy?"
"Gotta go!"
"That was awesome!"
"Don't mess with me."
"I'll kill you, and everybody you love."
"New move I'm working on."
"I stole his shield, then he beat me up."
"Why do you hate fun?"
"Nice try, buddy."
"So, you're gonna let me go?"
"What the hell?"
"We have thin walls here."
"They don't care about us."
"The world's changing. It's time we change too."
"So when's our next 'retreat'?"
"We'll call you."
"That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you."
"Good luck out there."
"This is my chance to prove myself."
"What if someone had died tonight?"
"That's on you."
"I wanted you to be better."
"We're going to take everything they got."
"You're not gonna stop me!"
"Finally! Here we go."
"We're not there yet."
"I stopped a Grand Theft Bicycle."
"Hey, could you do me a favor? Hold on to that."
"I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro."
"That was nice."
"I just feel like I could be doing more."
"This feels so strange."
"These weapons are crazy dangerous!"
"There are people who handle this sort of thing."
"Let go of me!"
"But we have a Spanish quiz!"
"You gotta get better at this part of the job."
"I don't understand."
"I'm intimidating!"
"Hey, where are you going?"
"What are you hiding?"
"I'm just kidding, I don't care."
"I'm sick of being treated like a kid!"
"What was that?"
"You were on the ceiling!"
"You said we were going to finish the death star?"
"She doesn't know?"
"Nobody knows!"
"You can't tell anybody about this!"
"I don't think I can keep this a secret, this is the greatest thing to ever happen to me!"
"I can't believe this is happening right now."
"Are there like, trials? Or an interview?"
"Just stay close to the ground!"
"Badass!"
"Forget the flying monster guy!"
"I was just trying to be like you."
"I screwed up."
"You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."
"I'll do anything to protect my family."
"I know you know what I'm talking about."
"I just gotta do this on my own."
"Just don't do anything stupid, alright?"
"We should probably stop staring before it gets creepy."
"You guys are losers."
"Just, don't do anything I would do."
"And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do."
"There's a little grey area in there, and that's where you operate."
"I know you want to save the world, but you're not ready yet."
"Stay out of trouble!"
"What is going on with you?"
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 sentence starters
Warning:spoilers below
“ There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not. “
“ You look like Mary Poppins. “
“ I’m Mary Poppins, y'all! “
“ It’s beautiful. “
“ What do you say we steal some shit? “
“ When you’re ugly and someone loves you, it means they love you for who you are. “
“ When I touch someone I can feel their feelings. “
“ DON’T CALL ME A RACCOON! “
“ I’m sorry, I took it too far. I meant “trash panda.“
“ It’s worse. It’s so much worse. “
“ I did it because I wanted to! “
“ This is gonna hurt! “
“ We need to get the hell off this planet. “
“ Are you trying to make everyone hate you? Because you’re doing it perfectly. “
“ I would be interested in you giving lessons on your physicality, in private. “
“ IDIOTS! “
“ There are many other kids out there, like us. You can stay with us, and help them. “
“ What did you do to me? “
“ There is no unspoken thing. “
“ Who the hell do you think you are? “
“ Sorry, I can only lose one friend today. “
“ They didn’t let us down, did they? “
“ One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute you realize part of that head is a hat. “
“ That’s why you don’t like hats? “
“ HAHAHAHA! I have single-handedly vanquished the space beast! “
“ Why did I ever fall in love with a spaceman? “
“ You broke all our hearts. “
“ If you think I take pleasure in exiling you, you’re wrong. “
“ Well, hi there, jackass! “
“ So we are saving the universe again? “
“She works layin’ whiskey down; She serves them whiskey and wine, what a good wife you would be… “
“ Beautiful people never know who to trust. “
“ I love that scruffy dog, he’s so cute I’m gonna die! “
“ So how about a round with the duck? “
“ You will always be my family. “
“ I miss you guys so much! “
“ I know everything about you. I know you play like you’re the meanest in the heart but actually you’re the most scared of all. “
“ You don’t know anything about me, loser. “
“ Can we put the bickering on hold till AFTER we survive the massive space battle? “
“ Just who the hell do you think you are? “
“ Touch me, and the only thing you’re gonna feel is a broken jaw. “
“ Oh shit, I’m using my wrong eye again, aren’t I? I’m sorry, that was meant to be behind your back. “
“ No. Telepaths know thoughts. Empaths feel feelings. Emotions. “
“ So unbelievably uncool. “
“ Now is not the time to believe in yourself! Believe in me who believes in you! “
“ You like a professional asshole or what? “
“ Ow! My nipples! “
“ Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted, at that time, I was a Federal Express man… “
“ The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced on the outside… Then I must cut through it from the inside! “
“ Yeah… I was talking about like a pretty necklace, or a nice hat, you know. Something to make the other girls go ‘ooh, that’s nice.’ “
“What are you gonna do with your share?“
“ Are you gonna listen to what I got to say? “
“ I told you before, I didn’t know what was going on! “
“ This gross bug-lady is my new friend! “
“ All you do is yell at each other. You’re not friends. “
“ No… We are family. “
“What I’m trying to say here is… sometimes, that thing you’re searching for your whole life is right there by your side all along, and you don’t even know it.“
“ You people have issues. “
“ I’m gonna make some weird shit. “
“ Get out of the way, you’re gonna get hurt! “
” It was beautiful. You earthers have hang-ups. “
“ Then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get outta there. “
“ Does anybody have any tape out there? I wanna put some tape over the Death button! “
“ I have to do everything! “
“ Not a single person has tape? “
“ You need to find a partner who’s pathetic, like you. “
“We really need to have a talk about your language.”
“ Everybody on Earth listens to it nowadays. “
Shit I’ve Said To My Dog : Sentence Starters
Why do you get so upset when I blow into your ears?
Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet? Am I annoying you yet?
If you burp in my face we’re not friends anymore.
Why do you have such a floppy lip?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING?
Oh, I didn’t realise you suddenly decided to have standards.
Stop looking at other people. Your world should revolve around me.
Remember that time, one year ago when you split open my lip by accident and it didn’t stop bleeding? No? Well I do.
Wanna roll around on the floor and make weird sounds later?
If you try to lick me when I’ve just gotten out of the shower again I sWEAR TO GOD.
Not everyone needs to hear your opinion on the existence of fire alarms.
I have never seen anyone so happy to pretend to be dead before.
Okay. You need a bath. I’m ready for battle, don’t even try to argue this.
How come you hate warm baths but love swamp water and muddy puddles?
I love that no matter what I say, if I hold up my hand you’ll high-five it without question. It’s like we’re always united, no matter who or what I’m roasting today.
I found one of your hairs in my breakfast. We need to talk.
I asked you to bring me my slippers. I did not ask you to check they were dead by shaking them like a crazed dingo before giving them to me.
You can’t just put your foot in my mouth then walk away. What kind of friendship do you think this is?
I love how efficient you are at using the tools around us to be as annoying as possible.
I never got to be the big spoon in bed before I had you. This is such a weird new perspective I have gained in life.
I’m pretty sure this many snuggles is illegal in some countries.
No. Stop begging to try a piece of my food. It’s a vegetable. You hate vegetables. *Sigh* Fuck it. Fine. Here try some.
SEE? I told you you’d hate it!
Why do you insist on smooshing squishy foods before eating them?
I’m not sure how something so adorable and pure could have as many nightmares as you do, but I hope you’re okay.
I will never grow tired of booping your snoot.
Sometimes I look at you and I realise how lucky I am to have someone who is so tolerant of my weirdness.
Why do you get excited whenever I go to the bathroom?
You always look sad when you’re tired. It’s so fucking cute.
I love how if I get really excited over a stick, you trust me enough to see insane amounts of value in it too.
I got you another teddy to add to your already grossly large collection of teddies. Yes I’m an enabler. No I’m not going to stop enabling you.
Some kid asked me if you were a bear today. It made me wonder what your spirit animal would be.
Why do you always sleep by my door? Are you guarding it from demons?
Let’s go to the woods. You run through the trees and I’ll hum the Game of Thrones theme.
I’ve always wanted to braid your hair, but I’m also worried you won’t like it
How can you be both so polite and such a piece of shit at the same time?
Holy crap our souls were literally meant for one another.
RP starters: Concern.
“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
“Blood? Are you bleeding?”
“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
“I thought I would never see you again…”
“We should get you to hospital.”
“Where did all those bruises came from?”
“I have the right to be worried!”
“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
“Sleep at my place tonight.”
“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
“Please talk to me about it.”
“Let me take care of you.”
“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
“How many times have I told you to not go there?”
“You could’ve died, you know…”
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
“I’m your friend, of course I care!”
“You know I’m always here for you, right?”
“You’re not okay.”
“I’m just trying to help you.”
“Let me clean your wounds…”
“Why did you do it? Tell me.”
Dying rp Starters
"Stay with me. Come on, just a little longer."
"You're gonna be fine, okay? You... You'll be fine."
"No. Oh, no. No no no. This can't happen. No. You can't die."
"Shush, just concentrate on staying awake, okay? Don't sleep."
"Oh my god... Don't give up! You can't give up!"
"You can make it through this. I know you can. Y-you have to..."
"Where did they shoot you!? Where did they sh-- Oh... Oh, god... Oh please no..."
"The doctor explained everything to me... I... I can't just let you go like this. I need you."
"Oh, god. Please be alive. Please still be alive."
"There's nothing they can do. I-- I'm so sorry."
"No. They're wrong. They're wrong, okay? You're not gonna die."
"Please, fight this. You have to fight it. You have to live."
"Don't die... Don't die on me. Please..."
"Listen to my voice, okay? I need you to stay with me. I'm bringing you to the hospital."
"I wish I could tell you everything was going to be fine..."
"Come on, now. You've lived through worse than this. Just... Just live through this too."
"I'm so sorry I let this happen to you."
Peer into my muse's memories
❤️- A happy memory that makes them smile
💙- A sad memory that makes them cry
💛- A memory that makes them feel angry
💚- A memory that makes them feel guilty
💜- A memory about one of their loved ones, happy or sad
💔- A memory that leaves them feeling lonely
❣- A memory that leaves them laughing
💕- A memory about their significant other
💞- A memory about their children
💓- A memory about their friends
💗- A memory about a good deed they did
💖- A memory that made them feel special
💝- A memory that made them feel loved
💘- A memory that gets their heart pounding
💟- Wildcard!!!
ravagerprincess:
“You’re not gonna be able to kill anyone while you’re still stuck down here. So stop before they come and see who’s making all this racket.” Against her better judgement, she flicked him hard on the snout to get him to stop biting on the bars, quickly drawing her hand back to avoid losing her fingers. She needed them if she wanted to get the two out of the cell. “Taserface said earlier that the little tree was too adorable to kill. At worst, he’s stuck in the cage as a decoration until one of those morons accidentally lets him out. But I promise, as soon as I get you guys out of here, I’ll find him.” Though she wasn’t sure if that was a promise she could keep.
After more digging around in her knapsack, Cas withdrew a pair of cutters, testing the sharp edge against the bars. The metal began to give way under the pressure, but not enough that she could get the job done in a timely manner. But the alternative was to open the cell door, and that would only sound an alarm and bring the others down to investigate. She sighed, starting to clip away at the bars as quickly as she could.
“You’re right, you know.” She admitted after a few beats of silence, not taking her eyes from the task at hand. “I probably could’ve done something to stop this. Maybe they would’ve thrown me outta the airlock. Maybe I would’ve been thrown down here with you two. But I didn’t do anything.”
Rocket shot back with a startled whine as she flicked him, his paws instinctively shooting up to cover his nose as he glared at her. “Don’t you ever even think about doing that again or I’m gonna bite your damn fingers off!” he growled - though the intimidation of the threat was lessened a little by the nasal sound of his voice as he continued holding his nose.
He crouched as though preparing to jump, rocking backwards and forwards impatiently as he watched her slowly cutting at the bars on the door. He didn’t want Groot spending one more second than was necessary with their captors, even if Taserface meant what he’d said about keeping him alive. The idiot would probably change his mind when Groot threw his first tantrum - which definitely wouldn’t take long. He sniffed, remembering how much it had hurt thinking that Groot had been destroyed during the fight against Ronan; it might be selfish but he wasn’t sure he could bear going through that again so soon.
He was snapped out of his thoughts by the ravager’s words and he blinked at her, shifting onto his knees as he considered them. After a moment’s hesitation, he gave a grudging shake of his head. “Nah. If I was you, I’d ‘ve done the same thing,” he mumbled, feeling deeply ashamed that he was speaking the absolute truth. “Ain’t no sense in getting yourself killed for me and ol’ Blue back there.” He smirked a little at Yondu’s grunt of annoyance at the nickname. “Besides. Now we got you letting us outta here.”
"Are you threatening me?"
Rocket peered over his gun with a dark chuckle and gave an exaggerated shrug. “You can call it threatening if you want. Personally, I like to think of it as…implying the intent to cause damage if I don’t get what I want.”
the-edge-against-crime:
“The entire galaxy, actually.” Chris replied. “I killed one of the Kree- you know them, right? It wasn’t my fault, but I doubt someone interested in collecting a bounty wants to hear what actually happened.”
Chris would’ve flown off by now, but that raccoon had his amulet. Well, not really, the damn necklace came off of him and was behind Rocket. He’d literally have to go over the smaller one to get it.
Chris stared at the purple jewel, trying to think of a way to grab it.
Rocket snorted and rolled his eyes. “Y’ think there’s anyone in this part of the galaxy who doesn’t know about the Kree? Hell, most folk’d probably thank you for killing one of ‘em.” He flicked his tail, his curiosity slowly getting the better of him as he itched to ask what had happened.
Seeing the human’s gaze move to something behind him, Rocket held up his gun firmly and glanced over his shoulder, his eyes widening as he spotted the amulet on the ground. “Wow, man!” he chuckled quietly, shaking his head. “A billion units and that thing? I hit the frickin’ jackpot today!”
❛ why the fuck is it so cold?! ❜
“I may or may not have used part of the heating system to fix the trigger on my gun… Things like that can happen sometimes…”
sphynxinspace:
Zema raised a brow, watching Rocket inspect the crystal with interest and, quite frankly, a deep confusion. Usually people liked getting gifts, or at least they faked liking them. She knew it wasn’t much-after all, a vagrant, petty criminal can only get her claws on so much without getting caught-but it was what she had. The reaction was…off-putting, to say the least.
“I wasn’t. I just thought you’d like it, I mean, doesn’t everyone like presents? It’s not exactly a gold idol or a blood sacrifice, but it’s what I had on me, and I didn’t think you’d like the kind of snacks I like. Unless of course I’m wrong, and you’re a fan of dried cyrax livers.”
“Presents..?” Rocket blinked, twitching an ear as he looked at her uncertainly. He’d been given things before, certainly, but never with no expectation of receiving something in return for it at some point. And he was much more used to just simply taking things rather than having people hand them to him anyway.
At the mention of the livers, his ears lay flat on his head and he wrinkled his nose, scratching at the back of his neck awkwardly. “Well...I ain’t never tried one of them before,” he muttered with a shrug and an expression that clearly indicated that it wasn’t an experience he was particularly seeking. “But...I’ll eat most things, honestly. Food can be hard enough to come by without being too picky over it.”
“You will be the
last man standing.”
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