Aichi but with 90% more salt

Rp blog or some shit (got Kai as a side muse to psydork here.)

[aiqualia]

flowerednoble‌

“As you wish.” As he takes off his last glove, he places them in his pockets and then proceeds to shove all his hands in at once.

“Nice.” he grunts. this is going well probably. maybe. he’ll get off on it, it’s fine.

[aiqualia]

flowerednoble‌

“Uh sure I guess. You want them all at once or one at a time?” he says, taking his gloves off.

“Just shove ‘em all in, man.” He drops his pants. he is ready.

[aiqualia]

flowerednoble

“Okay but, again, they quite small I don’t think they’ll give you what you want……”

“Use all of them at once.”

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

“I don’t care when I’m being strangled as I take them.”

“I’d say you’re just an alien, if that’s the case.”

“Okay, that’s valid.”

“I mean yeah, kind of, but I’m also a manifestation of the negative aspects of someone.”

[aiqualia]

flowerednoble‌:

aiqualia‌

“Listen. you know about fisting?”

“Well….yes but I don’t see how that can help us here……”

“Use those fists, spider dude....”

[aiqualia]

axesona

“…I’d rather you not, I can live with the bad taste. I usually take them on the verge of death, anyway.” She shrugs. “Maybe you are. I wouldn’t know.”

“Well that’s no fun, wouldn’t you rather it at least taste nice??”

“Hmmm... I wonder. Probably not though, I’m more of an alien.”

[flowerednoble]

aiqualia replied to your post: fuck me

“Don’t be a coward, you can do it if you believe in yourself. fuck me, little spider dude.”

“And how do you expect me to do that? I’m not much larger than the size of your head.”

[aiqualia]

“Listen. you know about fisting?”

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

“…I suppose, but I don’t own any.” She shook her head. “A Persona is another self. Most don’t try to kill their users.”

“You want some? I can get you some.” How? he’ll probably steal it but don’t worry about it. “Another self?? I’m another self... am I a persona??”

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

“I guess I could. But there’s no point… They suppress Personas that would otherwise kill us.”

“But they’ll taste better with peanut butter... that’s the point.” Everything is better with peanut butter. “What’s a persona?”

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axesona‌

“They do, but most people don’t have to take them so no one cares, I guess.” She shrugs.

“Can you coat them in like... I dunno, peanut butter or something? what do they suppress anyways?”

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

She just licks it off his finger and makes a face. “Hm… still better than the suppressants.”

“Huh, really? Those suppressants must really taste like shit then.” because he was sure his blood was pretty gross.

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

She shrugs. “Sure. Why not?” She could just throw another hatchet into his head if it was too bad.

“Alright, here.” He dabs some of the blood off onto a finger and holds it out. She can either take it from his finger or lick it off, he really doesn’t care.

[aiqualia]

possessedvengeance‌

“Goodbye, snake bitch.”

“Bye, furry fuck.” and then he slithers off into the wild blue yonder.

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

“Then an enemy you don’t trust, but can annoy into doing it.”

“Oh…” She frowned. “I… Think that sounds better than the Persona Suppersants, at least.”

“That’ll work.”

“Really?? You sure? You wanna try it ????” is he offering to let her taste his blood? Yes.

[aiqualia]

possessedvengeance‌

He looks down at him, with the same energy as that Obama meme. “Then crawl.”

He just fuckin... transforms into a snake. “Okay.”

[aiqualia]

possessedvengeance‌

With that, Akira wastes no time getting busy and getting ready to forget about it when it’s all said and done.

“There, now leave me alone.”

“Okay but I’m gonna need to lay here a sec, I can’t feel my legs.” bros dick was too bomb.

[aiqualia]

axesona‌

“A trusted enemy would work, then.” She shrugged a bit. Either way would work.

“Oh? Well I like sour things more than salty things, so I’m not sure I see the issue you’re having.”

“You think I trust anyone ????” Foolish.

“No, it’s like gross medicine sour not like sour candy sour. It’s just nasty.” He pouts a bit.