Cis Males Ruin Counter Strike
Here I was just playing a game of of the excellent if mysoginistic Counter Strike: Global Offensive. Offensive is just the right word to describe the terrible community this game has. Recently, I met a triggering bigoted player by the name of * Onion *. He told me I was bad because I missed 10 shots in a row with the AWP, the most powerful weapon in the game. This has led me to believe that the developer ,Valve, is biased against my kinship (I identify as a Mohave Desert Cactus). Furthermore he complained when the enemy team violently stabbed him with knives. Now I am as anti-knife as the rest of my kin (Cacti contain water that can easily be released with a cut) but since he is a male, he cannot experience sexism. He also sounded white, so there’s that too. * Onion * further triggered me by misusing my pronouns. I politely asked that he refer to me as zim xcactus, or xcactuszim, but he refused. Valve should show their support of feminism by banning * Onion * from all Steam forums and servers.
