"Let's get this thing going."

Rp blog for Netking number 5, Execk.

[airconditionednetking]

Execk had come down to TOME to check on some bugs going in in his battle grid, by the time he had appeared on the ground though. He had fallen asleep. So the all powerful netking was standing there, eyes closed, he hadn’t even gotten a chance to start on his work. 

[airconditionednetking]

Ok execk. Say fuck.

“Fuck.” He’s probably going to get in trouble. 

[airconditionednetking]

#Let Execk say fuck

[robpilled]

do u ever just

[lolepopenon-moved]

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FEELING PICTURED SO PERFECTLY

[airconditionednetking]

“I’m not tired... You’re tired.” 

[vassalfromlandsunknown-blog]

“Keeping my kids happy is all I want. But sometimes that seems like that’s the hardest thing to do, despite my best efforts.”

[airconditionednetking]

“I hear ya on that. Sometimes my little girl is impossible to please, especially lately...” He sighed in frustration. “I dunno, kids will be kids I guess.” 

[vassalfromlandsunknown-blog]

She stared at him a moment, mouth open as she tried to find words. “Wow. Ok, that is quite a story. I’ll admit I don’t think I can top that one.” She glanced down at her empty glass, “Tell you what, how I about I buy you another drink, hell knows you need it today.” She waved the bartender over before looking back at him, “What do you want?”

[airconditionednetking]

“Yep... There’s a lot more to it, but that’s all I’m willing to say.” He finished off his glass and was about to order another one when the girl next to him offered him another one on her. “The drink that’ll get me drunk as quickly as possible. I don’t care what it is or what it tastes like.” 

[thexcyborgximp]

“I haven’t been a typical teen since I was 14, Greg. Living life? Things I love? I’ve nearly died playing a video game, and got my arm virtually cut off. I think I’d take sitting with the old man stuffing my face with chocolate any time. And you obviously don’t know John and Karin’s sibling dynamic… she’s kicked him out of his own house before…”

[airconditionednetking]

“Sorry you had to go through all that kid.” He continued stuffing his face with chocolate. “If I could go back and do that again, I would have taken your place the first chance I got. Just go easy on John, remember, I have a butt load of siblings, and each and every single one of us is willing to keep secrets if asked, no matter how bad it is. Understand his position, and besides, I think we’ve had enough drama in our group, at least, what’s left of it.” 

[thexcyborgximp]

“Let’s stop this measuring contest and lets get this contest started, shall we?” He grabbed another beer and chugs it as well.

[airconditionednetking]

“I’ll kick your butt so hard, that you won’t even remember what we did today.” He starts chugging down his beer, trying to out drink this loser. 

[thexcyborgximp]

“Greg, you forget I’m stubborn as fuck. You may be right, but there ain’t no way I’m saying it before you do.” He drank his own beer. He may get drunk, but he wouldn’t say it.

[airconditionednetking]

“Have you met me? I’m way more stubborn than you. You’ll be the one admitting drunken defeat first.” He continued to down his beer, and when that was done, he got another one. 

[cant-adult-will-fandom-for-free]

That moment when you download Windows 10 on your Windows 98 computer

[dennise-b]

this is literally inhumane 

[scarletxfeline]

“You’re lying, and I hate liars.”

[airconditionednetking]

“Have fun hating me because I’m not telling you anything.” 

[vendetta-skelebone-blog]

Have an Execk I’m not gonna be online a lot today rip Magic Grandpa

[scarletxfeline]

Did I miss something

[airconditionednetking]

“Nope! You didn’t miss anything.” 

[thexcyborgximp]

Chris sat down next to him, drinking/chugging the beer he had with him. “Yea… I needed this more than I thought…” He then smirked, “First one to say their drunk loses?”

[airconditionednetking]

“You’re on. Though, its gonna be hard for you, since I’m way bigger, and alcohol is gonna go through me way slower than it will you.” Execk started chugging down his beer, he was feeling really confident about this. 

[thexcyborgximp]

“I don’t know what’s worse… being alone on Valentine’s Day… or knowing that your mother is still happily married to a man who hasn’t officially been in her life for over two decades…” He gasped. “I bet John knew this entire time and they never told me jack shit!!” He grabbed a random bag of candy and ‘dove in’.

[airconditionednetking]

“Kid, I gotta say, even at 21, you shouldn’t even be having these problems... Right now you should be living life, doing things you love doing, not sulking here with an old man eating chocolate, but I suppose that’s something that’s gotta happen... I don’t think John would know about it. For him to lie for that long, it’s just not in his nature.” He continued stuffing his mouth. 

[vassalfromlandsunknown-blog]

She sipped her drinking raising an eyebrow skeptically, “Sounds like my life in a nutshell. Seriously though, try me.”

[airconditionednetking]

“Well, I’ve had two relationships end badly, one where I was married, and one where he had become my fiance. The first one wasn’t all that nice to me after a while, the second one going behind my back and basically went against everything we ever worked for. So here I am, alone on the day of lovers. Realizing how I might never find love again, and even if I do, that’ll go down in flames as well.” He took another swig of alcohol.