MORE LESBIAN THIRST TRAP: LENA CALLS KARA DADDY EDITION pinned messages! strong language & sexual themes present. change tense, names, & pronouns as needed.
“ i will fucking tattoo the word lesbian to my forehead just to spite you. ”
“ granny smith apples are the only valid apples. ”
“ real apple discourse hours. ”
“ blueberries taste like toothpaste that isn’t minty. ”
“ the devil’s lettuce is actually iceberg, not marijuana. ”
“ mo money mo problems. ”
“ the official mont marty slogan. ”
“ men: exist. me: *wynonna earp with peacemaker.jpg* ”
“ like mmmmm no i guess ur gross buddy. ”
“ the more boys i meet the more i like my dog. ”
“ canada is a lawless land of frozen people. ”
“ red k kara wanted to take over the world because she was confused about her gay feelings for lena i said what i said. ”
“ our lesbian commune has one man and it’s denny, the creator of denny’s. ”
“ well considering like synonyms earp has canon gays it would have to be that. ”
“ the unholy trinity is actually synonyms earp, mortgages pendragon, and legs luthor. ”
“ thank u @ my fingers. ”
“ WHEN are lena and kara gonna FUCK. ”
“ plants will fuck ANYTHIGN.”
“ you can tell the straight cis profs when they’re like, ‘let’s discuss the far off, others — the homo sexual.’ ”
“ people be gay sweaty. ”
“ i’m so fucking happy i never have to marry a man, i love being a lesbian. ”
“ bold of you to assume that anyone in this chat is ever okay. ”
“ i want mila to raw me in blonde. ”
“ that’s why when yondu says, ‘ i’m mary poppins y’all ’ or whatever at the end of guardians of the galaxy 2, he’s showing his support for the lesbian community and their movement towards visibility. ”
“ naruto wouldn’t do this. ”
“ several people are typing. ”
[ chanting ] “ roast me, roast me, roast me. ”
“ this is what tina from bob’s burgers dreams about. ”
“ that sentence gave me mesothilioma and i am not entitled to financial compensation. ”
“ WE MUST WECWAIM THE BABY TALK FWOM THE STWAIGHTS. ”
“ LESBIANS LOVE CHICKENS. ”
“ men: exist. me: -knife emoji- ”
“ i literally can’t be wrong it’s against my religion, it’s illegal sorry bb. ”
“ my friend sent me a porn gif last night for our muses and for a hot minute i was like, ‘wow that strap on looks so lifelike!!’ and then i realized sometimes people have penises. ”
“ sometimes people have penises. ”
“ i’m a 5′2″ angry lesbian let’s tussle, my eyebrows vs his. ”
“ titties out kermit look. ”
“ the only thing that ever topped lexie was that plane. ”
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