Oh What to Do with Myself...

Hi I'm Kailey, and I'm a art major that is also an aspiring pin up girl. Anything else, don't be afraid to ask!! (because I am too much of an odd duck to fit it all in one description)

[kenkamishiro]

Answering an interview question like

[ajshskfsaasains]

Roommate Common Courtesy

Don’t leave your pubic hair in the bathtub. Just don’t.

[ajshskfsaasains]

Working on breaking in the new corset, super excited

[butterfliesandorgasms-blog]

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

[casperthefriendlycunt-deactivat]

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

[madeofwut]

Touché

[misandry-mermaid]

Petition to start calling men who immediately ask for nudes “easy” and telling them to “have some self-respect”.

[foulmilk]

OH SHIT

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[isolationary]

Uh, so, this is my town right now. And those are the mountains.

[isolationary]

Just to clarify I don’t live in Hell even though it’s 106 degrees and fire is everywhere.

[sollgaleo]

“guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr”

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

“your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected” is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

[dohu]

my fave scene 

[g-dragno]

[ajshskfsaasains]

recording till dawn

[starwarsmlm-deactivated20160831]

[renkris-deactivated20130506]

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

[anus]

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

[museumlad]

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

[heyfunniest]

IM BAWLING

[fly-high-be-fearless52]

That’s so cute I wanna cry

[niall-ate-mynamee]

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

[prismatic-bell]

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

I really love Gordon Ramsay and his willingness to learn from others

You see how nasty he gets on Kitchen Nightmares but he goes into another chef’a kitchen and lets them treat him like shit when they’re teaching him

He once tried to learn how to make hand pulled noodles from a Chinese chef and he didn’t patronize or condescend just treated him with total respect and let the man call him an idiot when he failed and took it all with a great sense of humor

I follow his twitter and he’s just so funny and nice and I LOVE HIM OK

[beardedtriumphpuppy]

Gordon Ramsay is king and I love him to death

[insert-metaphor-here]

#GORDONRAMSEYDEFENSESQUAD

[hitouka]

What’s in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.

[ajshskfsaasains]

rare words

adomania: the sense that the future is coming too quickly

anecdoche: a conversation where no one is listening

kairosclerosis: the moment when you realize you're happy

monachopsis: the subtle persisting sense of being out of place

opia: the ambiguous intensity from looking someone in the eye

rubatosis: the unsettling awareness of your heartbeat

vellichor: the strange wistfulness of used book stores

zenosyne: the sense that time keeps going faster

[youkaiyume]

The War Boys call him “lucky,” to be favored by the Imperator.

The Sisters call him her “support/partner.”

Furiosa calls him “reliable.”

Max thinks the correct term they’re looking for is “furniture.”

But all things considered, he’s been used for worse before. He doesn’t mind being of use to Furiosa.

—

I said I wanted to draw a series of doodles of Furiosa using Max as various forms of furniture mostly to lean upon…and him making bemused grumpy faces.

The Throne is especially for bonehandledknife 

[maximumparticipation-deactivate]

I am fairly certain this is fullten 

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

XD!! I’m glad I keep getting tagged in this 😂💖

[themiddleofsomecalibrations]

[hereforpizza]

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING 3D GIF TO EVER 3D

[silenthill]

A few weeks ago I was talking with some weird dudebro guy about wrestling and I said I really liked John Cena (because I do) and he said “aha if you like John Cena name five of his songs.” As a joke and was shocked when I actually did list off five of his songs. John Cena released a Rap CD in 2005. I own it. I know the entire thing.